tortoise know the cost of living that na why im dey carry im house for back

1. Nyash na nyash and e must to smell
2.One day breeze go blow and fowl nyash go open
3.Cockroach sabi dance but na fowl no gree am display him talent
4.Craw craw know the kin nyash where him dey scratch
5.AIDS no dey show for face

hmmm lol

the yorubas would say " a kin beru obo ka do legbe", you don't get scared of vagina and enter sideways

oh my

let me go say that to my dad

so that he may disdaughter you abi

lol

i guess you've told him, what did he say?

told him ke? no way

pls dont tell him a thing

hmmmmmmmmm

stupid blonde dey think say sperm na white gum

solder go solder come, na for war him go still die

definitely

nobi all soldiers dey die for war. kolo.

I shoul have know this thread is gonna last long nairaland is full of dirty ppl

dey no de drive small pikin to get big teeth, sofah e get bigg lip to take cover am

you wey come post,ur mind dirty too

Virginity is not dignity, it just lack of opportunity

uhm . . . . . .

A boy who just inherited one of his late father's wife was always pounding her seriously so she said to the young man
This tink wey dem dey call t*t* dem no dey reach the end na so ur papa die put sey him wan see the endn.

Person wey come Bleep must come with clean prick ooh.
No be today yansh don dey for back

*disinfects my ear*

NO matter how pesin nyash big reach e no dey tire 4 am, or Ikebe no dey tire 4 de owner

2 the ladies in da land
IF U ALLOW MAN BUY U PANT TODAY, HE GO COME TOMORROW SAY HE WANT SEE HOW the pant LOOK like FOR YOUR BODY
try know where they pain you

wafijoe no be se notin do u, notin fit do u
really good 4 business aaaaaaaaight?

@jennyjatt
tank u, I noh se notin do me. but i noh undastand ur rest langua(yarnis)

no be everybodi wey noh dey talk 4 public quiet, some mouth dey smell

*quarantines ear*

opens ears wide to hear more

Rod wey married man dey take play with his concubines na him e dey take give dem belle.

ehm, oh shit, i don 4get wetin i won talk

*slaps his brain. . . oya remember now*

and he remembers the agege bread he stole from sikira