School: A place where Papa
pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract
that keeps you poor all
your life so that you can die
Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u
up to give you
sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement
in which a man loses
his bachelor degree and a
woman gains her
masters.
Divorce: Future tense of
Marriage.
Lecture: An art of
transferring information
from the
notes of the Lecturer to the
notes of the students
without passing through "the
minds of
either"
Conference: The confusion
of one man multiplied
by the number present.
Compromise : The art of
dividing a cake in such a
way that everybody believes
he got the biggest
piece.
Dictionary : A place where
success comes before
work.
Conference Room : A place
where Amshi and everybody talks,
nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later
on.
Father: A banker provided
by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different
from the rest....except
that he got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early
when you are late and
late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes
your hand before
elections and your
Confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills
your ills by pills, and
kills you by bills.
Classic: Books, which people
praise, but do not
read.
Smile : A curve that can set
a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you
can relax after your
strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some
married men ever get to
open their mouth.
Etc .: A sign to make others
believe that you know
more than you actually do.
Committee:Individuals who
can do nothing
individually and sit to decide
that nothing can be
done together.
Experience: The name men
give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb : An invention to
end all inventions.
Philosopher : A fool who
torments himself during
life, to be spoken of when
dead.
Cigarette: A pinch of
tobacco rolled in paper with
fire at one end and a fool on
the other.

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