I take that as a 'no' then, At least I offered.
Well, don't come back beggin go o

Is anybody online?

Pls tread all the way U will enjoy it

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed
home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely
stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please
allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their
school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to
school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners
and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove
home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1
P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and
sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on
the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do
their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did
the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded
the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry,
bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he
went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get
through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: Lord,
I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being
able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned
your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."

Have a great day

@ mekusoil
looooooool that was very funny.

I'm fine, Playboy, U ?

@ mekusoil
that was a very funny one.

but you should have posted it on the jokes section. nevertheless,

welcome to nairaland

@ mekusoil

damn, u cracked me up badly with that. i fell off my chair. this one is sentencing someone to 9 months in prison with hard labour.

naijacutee:


I'm fine, Playboy, U ?

Am Alright !

R u having Fun ?

@ mekusoil

That was Funny
Laughssssssssssssss !

no one can love like ur mum

@ curiousNja


Am now at the back of the line, fighting really had to get to the front to show you some love

OKAY MR LOVER MAN I CATCH U ,

SO ME I SHOULD STAY AND BE STARRING AT BLANK SCREEN
WHILE U FLIRT WITH CURIOUS OKAY NO PROBSS,

I am no more stimulating u

am off to search for a true friend tooo


HAPPY MARRED LIFE

blacknbold:

OKAY MR LOVER MAN I CATCH U ,

SO ME I SHOULD STAY AND BE STARRING AT BLANK SCREEN
WHILE U FLIRT WITH CURIOUS OKAY NO PROBSS,

I am no more stimulating u

am off to search for a true friend tooo


HAPPY MARRED LIFE

u were stimulating him. how let me know if i will sign up?

i haven't fallen in love with anyone in here, that means i still have my spot.

so curiousnja, maybe i'm the one for you
hmmm ?

hello baby girl
iam tunde, i saw ur post and i was interesting u, and i dont know may be u can get me on my mail tundenatty@yahoo.co.uk

u are cute tunde i hope she'll reply you,but i know she will,

DO U SURE DAT SHE WILL REPLY AND CAN I GAIN HER LOVE, COS I NEED A VERY STRONG LOVE

curious Naija , your best match so far is Nutty tunde

@Curiousnja
It is hard to get love when we have no idea of your age or email address.For all we care u could be 9 years old.And besides the message in your personal profile is a bit scary.

u wll get that stronge love tunde

I guess she wants the most desperate men.

i thin sk seun

i need her love

u will get her love tunde

@ curious nja
no, no one is in love wit u

where is bolex? i miss u man. why u wanna leave me.

come lets have some fun.

where is curiounja, she hasnt said anything about her love for tundenatty, maybe they are jollyficating together somewhere

yeah, under oshodi bridge.

Oh God! The reponses to this topic are too funny. LOL at the person who said my pic looks like one of the girls in teh Dove adverts. Second, that pic in my profile is something that I just customized from the h&M online site. But I look very much like that in real life, hairstyle, body type, skin color and all.

Bluenubian,

I just came and found out about Tunde's love. Now I am off to frolick him.