No mind Saucekid, him no sabi say na convertible villa i dey live.

EFOSA VAL:

the people wey them say
make we vote for sef we
no no weder them b cripple sef

abi o

where is she?

who?

Ayusman, where u dey stay? l wan com apply as Bouncer or Gateman,

so dat wen dem send d Winner plus some runners-up over to d villa, l'll av to be d first 2 do some SSSeeerious scrutiny be4 they cross enter, at least to avoid Virus enterin d Villa, u nah mean?

l take my job seriously, sir. No anyhow person go jus dey enter villa, l do efficient testing[i][/i]

who art thou?

Consult my Secretary on Security matters Clemcykul for approval of your person. Hope u never drink shepe sha cos she/he can't stand the smell

@Ayusman,
Thank u sir, 4 granting me d interview opportunity, but ur secretary seems scary,

pls can l be interviewed by ur younger sis pls, l promise l don't shak

u sure say u want dat job?

if hin type see ant now na run he go dey run

person wey cockroach win for arm wrestling wan bounce?wonders shall never end

na wettin im go do na

at all at all na im bad pass

so abeg make we give am the job afterarr the position go fit person like am well well

ok oooo make e submit im resume

he no even sabi type formal letter

he even knoe the meaning of formal letter?

chei. . . .
even wetin foolscap be

he never ever see biro for hin life

chei

illiteracy na disease o

and him wan apply for the position of bodyguard for my villa. Abeg, make una consider am for anoda position!

dry cleaner will be preferable

i think we now have a winner !!!

he go blow the cleaning machine

@ tufe
talk winner make we know jare

[center]****GRABS THE MIC*****

**CLEARS THROAT**

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOR THE YEAR 2008, THE MOT BEAUTIFUL NAIRALAND FEMALE AWARD GOES TO



NIGHTNURSE AKA UGOCHI[/center]

COMING BEHIND HER IS POISON IVY

thankyou all for your contributions and votes, now plz get out of this thread, and start something more interesting

after you make us waste seun space abi?
no way. . . we no comot

*gets a chair and sit down* i no dey comot 4 hia

brings in my double couch with all accesories

i take God beg u now

now who are the people that want the MBGN to come to their villa?

she don already dey my limo enroute the kuvuvilla

Una no well at all after i don _Etterenovate my villa with Millions of dollars. Abeg, Nightie, come enter my private helicopter

GPS tracks my limo. . .
swat teams take out emperoh. . . . . .brings back nightie to my villa

nightie rushes into my house, and we head straight to my mud house

*come on in nightie its cozy in here 4get the lizards on the wall. we actuall share the apartment togeda*

proceeds to create bed space for her with straw