chai
na ya own bad pass

oti se ooooo, baba ti se ooooooooooo MBLN aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! yeeeeeeeeee! i can't believe this, its a lie, J-e-s-u-s is a christian indeed!

walahi talahi, i go refunish kuvuki land during my reign as MBLN, i go make seun (the beans cooker) my driver, i go cut saucy bla bla take am cook okra soup, i go give clemcy bele, i go, i go, i go

geeeeez most bootiful bootiful, aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! God why me? little me aaaaaaaaaaaagh! kolomental!

una no well!

@ tufe
shebi i warn you make you no give nightie that award?
now her case don escalate

nightie my co tenanats whish u a speedy recovery

clemcy my snr. in rank, and u too oo

hmmmmm
*whistlin along*

onu gbapiakwa gi there!

nightnurse:

oti se ooooo, baba ti se ooooooooooo MBLN aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! yeeeeeeeeee! i can't believe this, its a lie, J-e-s-u-s is a christian indeed!

walahi talahi, i go refunish kuvuki land during my reign as MBLN, i go make seun (the beans cooker) my driver, i go cut saucy bla bla take am cook okra soup, i go give clemcy bele, i go, i go, i go

Of course, y won't only d rich boys get ur attention, poor illiterate Security man like me  

And d worst thing be say na me scrutinise am (well well) be4 hin enter my Oga villa

you no scrutiny am well be that

nightnurse:

onu gbapiakwa gi there!

ROTFLMAO

Grabs Nightie and guides her to my himble apartment and joins her to e-celebrate
All of una wey say she dey kolo, una no fit differentiate btween happiness and Kolomental

As for the one wey scrutinse, u must be e-blind by now by what u saw in ur scrutiny

Betta b'liv it, l don go take JAMB form, l must go skool

And dis Nursie Nursie must gree 4 me oo

hehehe

runs out of Emperoh's place nnnnhhhhh! it smells like hell, tufiakwa

for the oga kenny, why u Bleep up na? u for use ur opportunity well na

Vrrrmm vrrrmm watch out i'm in my Cadillac

@ ibkaye
you definitely enjoy that ride ,dont ya?

i'll buy you a porsche

saucekid:

@ ibkaye
you definitely enjoy that ride ,don't ya?

i'll buy you a porsche

Aww how sweet

Chykes her back to my house and,
Jeez E-bosom

No worry Kenne maybe when she might have become a used product

kws!

@ ibkaye
babe. . .you know i'm sweet

nightnurse:

runs out of Emperoh's place nnnnhhhhh! it smells like hell, tufiakwa

for the oga kenny, why u mess up na? u for use your opportunity well na

No mind me, l was being a faithful worker, even wen u flashed me cash, l yab
l must go school

The most beautiful lady? Here i am!!!

omg!

Dats gross, fool

fool?
what of half

saucekid:

fool?
what of half

lolll

dis guy, oh God, l no know wetin to tell u,
u too dey play

d guy yab u say him dey play?

@Bluehoriz

Take that picture down!!! That sh*t is appalling, man. makes a brother wanna puke.

bobby if u wan puke puke na who dey hold u na

quentininc:

bobby if u wan puke puke na who dey hold u na

lollllllll

@ kennee,

i dey hear say na u be security man were ur bow & arrow abi they no tell u say na kuvuki be this

no mind am na until we sack come employ u then im eye go clear

@ jaymobb,

thunder fire u