love me i love you

omo sauce kid na so u dey chyke reach

na the only method wey dey true and the babe go know say you dey honest

serious, that means u know to love for dis life oh. so how u take chyke ur babe?

e get as e dey do me.

u remind me of a girl.

the line wey i use na Akon song

*i wanna Bleep you,you already know*

lol u sef

na true na
let the girl know wetin go happen l8r

hello do u live around seem 2 av lost my way?,

hello baby, aba mi loko ege kan, aba mi loko koko, aba mi loko usu,
mo ni jeans meji , mo tun ni tommy finger kan.
ko ba yo gba temi, ma mun o yoko usu, ma mun o yoko ege,
iri gba ko miiiiiiiii

hmm bay bay were av u been all my life u r a such a buriful damsel
can i buy u a drink or anything !!hop into my car am heading ur way
am ready to be ur driver for 2day !!

To be candid, most of those pick up lines are just too lame.In the first place, if you tell a babe how much you love her or show how desperate you want to have her, you screw the game up.Don't compliment her 'cos she gets that line every now and then and that only make you appear like those wimps trying to get into her pants.You have to be DIFFERENT!

What i do somtimes is that i get her attention first, stuff like

Hey, then she turns to look at me.

I give a "james bond" smile and then i tease her, accuse her of hitting hard on me, bust her balls and when i want to get numba, i wold like,

Hmmmmmm, punch your number on my cell phone so i call you if you are nice.

I think something should separate you from those wimps jumping at her everytime.

u bump into her and say, 'sorry, i didn't notice u before, and i thank my luck for doing so now'

Best line,

Guy- Hi baby

Babe- hi( any problem )

Guy- We once met somewher but cant recall.

Babe- I dont think so.

Guy- anyway, I love ur look?

Babe- Thanks(, smiling/boning)

Guy- Just recalled- U looked like our ex- house help that left with our half bag of rice.

Babe(she go vex)

Guy- Try calm her down because she wount want to go embarassed. From there u go Jasi.

4real!!

@iku
if your ID is yoruba, dude, na wa for you oh

@post
"Life your eyes up or get punched in the nuts"

I think you just have to go out there and ask your guys the best way of getting chyks head close to urself but the best is if she's a good christain start up with bible quotes such as love your neighbor as your self and so on i used that when i was in secondary school, men bible love quotes work for me than any other thing this world they are really straight in catching those chyks out there.

is that a gun in ur pocket or are u just pleased to see me ( works wonders)

Nna my girl u r very beatiful, friend me and i will take kia of all ur needs, money is not a problem, so what do u say r u witi me? _{this line na sure banker}

i love you talk your own. sincerely it has worked 4 me b4, dat wuz when i waz 9yrs. lol.

too good to be true

stereo2:

To be candid, most of those pick up lines are just too lame.In the first place, if you tell a babe how much you love her or show how desperate you want to have her, you screw the game up.Don't compliment her 'cos she gets that line every now and then and that only make you appear like those wimps trying to get into her pants.You have to be DIFFERENT!

What i do somtimes is that i get her attention first, stuff like
i bet it worked with all ur girls

Hey, then she turns to look at me.

I give a "james bond" smile and then i tease her, accuse her of hitting hard on me, bust her balls and when i want to get numba, i wold like,

Hmmmmmm, punch your number on my cell phone so i call you if you are nice.

I think something should separate you from those wimps jumping at her everytime.

stereo2:

To be candid, most of those pick up lines are just too lame.In the first place, if you tell a babe how much you love her or show how desperate you want to have her, you screw the game up.Don't compliment her 'cos she gets that line every now and then and that only make you appear like those wimps trying to get into her pants.You have to be DIFFERENT!

What i do somtimes is that i get her attention first, stuff like

Hey, then she turns to look at me.

I give a "james bond" smile and then i tease her, accuse her of hitting hard on me, bust her balls and when i want to get numba, i wold like,

Hmmmmmm, punch your number on my cell phone so i call you if you are nice.

I think something should separate you from those wimps jumping at her everytime.

Nice

9ja boi:

e get as e dey do me.

[B]U don Wound be that!! lol[/B]

Steroid101:
My best is, "girl you look beautiful, I wish I had a friend like you" I attach any extra ordinary thing I see,that is all. i won' t even talk about it again till we meet the third time though I will still be stirling at her, next I will tell her, i am still thinking of her, can we be friendz. She will do some pretends, i will like persist, she will continue, I will say ok, may be you are enganged, i will take my leave. From all these, if she is interested she will show it, if she is not just find your way

Lol see U.

whitelexi:
Girl u look fine Like a diamond studded rolex - u just shine I like that waist line Let me hit that from behind Which way u wanna climb - my style genuine
_{Biggie was good. But i still prefer Pac}

Beta pikin!

LadyT:
God African men should write a book on their awful toasting lines.

The ones I really hate are the ones who tell you they love you before they even ask your name
I shall explain

Him: Omo you are sweet you know  

Me: Thanks  

Him: I just love you so much  

Me: You dont even know my name!  

LadyT:
God African men should write a book on their awful toasting lines.

The ones I really hate are the ones who tell you they love you before they even ask your name
I shall explain

Him: Omo you are sweet you know  

Me: Thanks  

Him: I just love you so much  

Me: You dont even know my name!  

Hahaha lmao...It is called Love at 1st sight.

dutty:
hi, pls do u have matches?

lol.,ur own case ehn!

9jaboi1:
i think u jst have 2 b humorous, try making her laff, she falls on u,, loses control and funny enof, dont adsk for her numba and wen u r done, u'll be surprised she would be asking "DONT U CARE ABOUT MA NUMBA"
It works,

You've been watchin films 2 much.,cos gals are nt smiling anyhw again,juz only wen it involves cash.

saucekid:
best line is
'i love you talk your own. . . .if you no love me back now now,na die you dey*

saucekid:
best line is
'i love you talk your own. . . .if you no love me back now now,na die you dey*

lmao.,I swear U don manya..

Kemjisuper:
Walk up to the lady, get her attention and bluntly accuse her father of being a thief!

In shock she'll ask what makes you say so (maybe even give you a slap in the process )

In your defence, you'll reply "Sorry, I was just wondering where your Dad stole those sparkles in your eyes"

Try it people! It's the MONEY SHOT!

Note: It may not workout well in 70% of the cases, especially when the lady's too dumb to understand what the word "sparkles" means

lmao...Try am with an Igbo girl wey dey chop akpu,na dat day U go receive sense bros!

after much gisting... Start from "give me a million naira smile" she go blush tire...keep teasing her n increase the amount gradually up to one billion naira smile if u lik... do it while holding her hands ... u dnt v to say I love u ...trust me she's yours... works like magic