Texas.Cowgirl:


I hope God answers your prayer because aint nothing more annoying than a short man blah

Ewwww

Short nggas with spaghetti arms OMG ewwww

BTW, how tall are you?

I laugh in ancient Hebrew. I know you are being sarcastic, for how can God answer a prayer to increase one's height? It is nice to know that you judge people based on what they can't control. I feel sorry for any short man who crosses path with you.

I wouldn't have said any better..thumb up for u

Ik-bobby:
If She's Below the age of 18, she should do yoga and ensure she stretches her full body regularly... If she's Above 18 ---> WEAR HEELS

I hv to eat more of fertilizer ooooooooh

gothrones:

I laugh in ancient Hebrew. I know you are being sarcastic, for how can God answer a prayer to increase one's height? It is nice to know that you judge people based on what they can't control. I feel sorry for any short man who crosses path with you.

I understand that they can't control it
And that's why God created short women for short men
Short nggas should stop trying to sniff tall women's azz and stop lamenting at their own epic fail
I feel sorry for them too

Texas.Cowgirl:


I hope God answers your prayer because aint nothing more annoying than a short man blah

Ewwww

Short nggas with spaghetti arms OMG ewwww

BTW, how tall are you?

i dnt knw nd i dnt even wanna check cos it always got me thinkin.am realy tall!

Immanuelar:
i dnt knw nd i dnt even wanna check cos it always got me thinkin

Go and check, my son
May my God be with you....may he walk with you

Anything below 5'9 for a man is short....So if you're 5'9, then you're fine

gothrones: No one on Nairaland ever claims to be the one with a particular problem; it is always, "my friend" or "my cousin" or "my boyfriend." OP, e be like say na you God use shortness anoint. Like someone said, drink fertilizer and try not to shiit in 6 months. Goodluck.

ok girafe i hear u. Ur presence s finally wel noticed. Bt nt 2 shock, intimidate n humble u wit my tallness, na 2 kip mysef far way frm ur sight n reach as am doin nw,so u cn see ursef as tall

^
I laugh in 500BC Yoruba. If I am a giraffe, how can you intimidate me with your tallness? So not only are you short of height, you are also short of common sense. God must really hate you. Better get started with the fertilizer doses.

chineloSA:

Wondering how much will you score if your IQ were to be measured?

He/she might score as high as 25% dont underate anyone's intelligence.

Texas.Cowgirl:
I understand that they can't control it
And that's why God created short women for short men
Short nggas should stop trying to sniff tall women's azz and stop lamenting at their own epic fail
I feel sorry for them too

I disagree that short men should date short women, for one can extend that to other characteristics including race, education, religion, eye color, blood type, wealth, and any other criteria that may engender bias. A person should only be limited by the content of their character.

gothrones:

I disagree that short men should date short women, for one can extend that to other characteristics including race, education, religion, eye color, blood type, wealth, and any other criteria that may engender bias. A person should only be limited by the content of their character.

Ok o. 0.0000001% of the tall women population will find your attractive sha

Have a tall guy like me besides u always.

Texas.Cowgirl:


Ok o. 0.0000001% of the tall women population will find your attractive sha

If all they look at is my height, then 99.9999% will find me attractive. I have never met a woman taller than me.

gothrones: ^
I laugh in 500BC Yoruba. If I am a giraffe, how can you intimidate me with your tallness? So not only are you short of height, you are also short of common sense. God must really hate you. Better get started with the fertilizer doses.

sowie i surrenda, i 4get say na u use sense pass bill gate, hence d hyper reasonin.

gothrones:

If all they look at is my height, then 99.9999% will find me attractive. I have never met a woman taller than me.

Abeg stop that one jor.
Who said that's all we look at
If we must look, at least be at our eye level.....must I gaze down to look at you?
OMG, just thinking about one short ngga is really irritating me right now.....and I'm not joking.

You seem like a nice fellow, so forgive my vexation

tontons: sowie i surrenda, i 4get say na u use sense pass bill gate, hence d hyper reasonin.

Surrender? This is not a debate; we are merely having a conversation.

Texas.Cowgirl:


Abeg stop that one jor.
Who said that's all we look at
If we must look, at least be at our eye level.....must I gaze down to look at you?
OMG, just thinking about one short ngga is really irritating me right now.....and I'm not joking.

You seem like a nice fellow, so forgive my vexation

Either you are a very short woman or short men fancy you, for the consistency with which you censure short men is very impressive. By the way, I hope that you are a very beautiful woman. Na only buiriful woman supposed dey do all these shakara o. However, I have noticed, from experience, that the most ugly of women are the ones who make up a list of unreasonable demands for men to meet.

gothrones:

Either you are a very short woman or short men fancy you, for the consistency with which you censure short men is very impressive. By the way, I hope that you are a very beautiful woman. Na only buiriful woman supposed dey do all these shakara o. However, I have noticed, from experience, that the most ugly of women are the ones who make up a list of unreasonable demands for men to meet.

Sweerie, I'm taller than the average women....A girl at 5'7 is not short, a man at 5'7 is short as fcukkk
Yes, I am ugly if it makes you feel better......still prefer tall men
Only short men question the "unreasonable demands" made by women
Just saying

give her my number and tell her to call me... i have some excercises that will help her increase.. serious.

lmao

Texas.Cowgirl:


Sweerie, I'm taller than the average women....A girl at 5'7 is not short, a man at 5'7 is short as fcukkk
Yes, I am ugly if it makes you feel better......still prefer tall men
Only short men question the "unreasonable demands" made by women
Just saying

I didn't say you were ugly; I was only asking. Just how you were asking the other guy his height, I decided to put you in the hot seat. No need to get worked up. If I were an ugly and short girl too, I'd want a tall good looking guy. I feel your pain; and by the way, you are also short!

LMAO, when did 5'7 become tall for any gender?

delors: Ask university students to teach u how they prepare their beans...eat that for 6 months (without bread or garri, but make sure u use pads because of gas )...you will see the result. Even 'Tola' go dey fear u.

Nairalanders will not kill me

gothrones:

I didn't say you were ugly; I was only asking. Just how you were asking the other guy his height, I decided to put you in the hot seat. No need to get worked up. If I were an ugly and short girl too, I'd want a tall good looking guy. I feel your pain; and by the way, you are also short!

LMAO, when did 5'7 become tall for any gender?

Thanks for putting me in a hot seat, my nigga. Now that my azz is warm and soft, I'm more comfy.
Now back to you, whatever pain you're feeling must be a mirror radiation
Lemme guess you're now trying to claim you're taller than 5'7?
My ngga, if you're not at least 5'9, stop puffing smoke in my face

PS: 5'7 became tall for "any" gender when the significant beings in the world agreed with me.


lmao

^
My dear, you are short. Maybe it's because I have been surrounded by mostly tall folks in my life. But 5'7? Go and siddon jor. My 15yr sister is 5'9 and you are here crying. I thought you were at least 5'10.

Now I know why you hate short men. It is OK. May God be with you.

tontons: please help if you know how, because a friend of mine is worked up on how to increase her height.

I told her when she gives birth she will, as i have heard from most gals and ladies,but she does not believe me.

She should consult Denrele Edun's cobblers. The only way.



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gothrones: ^
My dear, you are short. Maybe it's because I have been surrounded by mostly tall folks in my life. But 5'7? Go and siddon jor. My 15yr sister is 5'9 and you are here crying. I thought you were at least 5'10.

Now I know why you hate short men. It is OK. May God be with you.

Even if I was short, how does that deject from my point that 5'7 nggas are short?
Instead of agreeing with me and begging me to find you high men heels that would help you, you dey put hot yam for mouth dey call tall chic short.
Let me help you now because when all the sweet girls dey look ask you if you be aki's twin, I no go look your face.

This one wey you dey call God, he no dey see you o

imperiouxx:

She should consult Denrele Edun's cobblers. The only way.



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That ngga is so bleeping gay

imperiouxx:

She should consult Denrele Edun's cobblers. The only way.

More styles and heights from Denrele. She better choose wisely sha because some are designed for feminish-men like Denrele.

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This post is offensive to my intelligence

tontons: please help if you know how, because a friend of mine is worked up on how to increase her height.

I told her when she gives birth she will, as i have heard from most gals and ladies,but she does not believe me.

Let her go for high foot wears.. *winks*

@Texas.Cowgirl

You are right. 5'7 and below folks are all short. But according to you, shouldn't a 5'7 guy be chasing after his height-mates? Why are you mad when a short guy approaches you when you are also short? That is troubling. Tall babes don't reject me because I am tall. Abi no be say na dwarfs dey pursue you o?