New Words

Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group
discussing why a deadline was missed or a
project failed, and who was responsible.

Cube Farm: An office filled with cubicles.

Ego Surfing: Scanning the Net, databases,
print media and so on, looking for
references to one's own name.

404: Someone who's clueless. "Don't
bother asking him; he's 404." From the
WWW error message "404 Not Found",
meaning the requested document couldn't
be located.

Idea Hamsters: People who always seem to
have their idea generators running.

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup
of dirt and crud found on computer
keyboards.

Mouse Potato: The online, wired
generation's answer to the couch potato.

Treeware: Hacker slang for documentation
or other printed material.

Its nice... Really liked that 404...
Actually, in reality presently I am also feeling 404...