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Pastor And Egyptains by GentleNaaz(m): 1:52pm On Sep 04, 2013
During service last sunday, pastor said "turn to ur neighbours n say may i knw u" with pure heartedns, I turnd to my neighbours, left n ryt,....... Both told me dy r Egyptians. Service forged ahead. During d sermon, d pastor ws preachn abt Isrealites. He said "Egyptians kept Isrealites in captive, compelling dm to do strenous work" . I quitely lookd at my two Egyptian neighbours. Both chukle....pastor continued "just like Moses killed Egyptian...." both neighbours displayd indignance at dia countenance. D pastor finally said "turn to ur neigbours n tell dm, d Egyptians u c today, u shall c dm no more". If u wr me, would u tell dm?

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Re: Pastor And Egyptains by Vicotex(m): 3:46pm On Sep 04, 2013
End time tinz
Re: Pastor And Egyptains by Incrizz(f): 9:08pm On Sep 04, 2013
Gentle Naaz: ..D pastor finally said "turn to ur neigbours n tell dm, d Egyptians u c today, u shall c dm no more".

Lmao
Re: Pastor And Egyptains by Nobody: 9:29pm On Sep 30, 2013
Guy u are good.
Re: Pastor And Egyptains by dapotanye(m): 10:44am On Oct 02, 2013
u try, nt bad

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