Dear Abby:

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice.

I have suspected, for some time now, that my wife has been cheating on
me. The usual signs:- phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently. When I ask
for their names she always says "Just some friends from work, you don't
know them."
I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I
usually fall asleep, Anyway, I have never approached the subject
directly with my wife.
I think deep down that I just don't want to know the truth, but last
night I decided to check on her.
Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so
that I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home
form her night out with " the girls."
When she got out of the cab, she was buttoning up her blouse, which was
open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that
the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack by the
club head. Is this something I can fix myself, or should I take it back
to the proshop where I bought it?

Signed
Perplexed

lmcao, now thats a joke. His grafite shaft among many other of his problems.

lmao, lol . . . Ironic one,

The many shades and wickedness of women!

karl ken:

The many shades and wickedness of women!

women are not wicked, you see them as wicked

cute-ass:

lmcao, now thats a joke. His grafite shaft among many other of his problems.

Nella:

lmao, lol . . . Ironic one,

glad you enjoyed it. enjoy the rest of your day

hehehhehehehe

nice one !

hmm no b small thing o

Aiye nlo E' o ri nkan

PLEASe speak english
abi u no go skul?


tyte joke

Fidi gbodi, make u shark scordi , make your eye dirty

yeah i don am.

u go bla bla bla make ur head correct small

wat exactly is ur problem u dis clemcykul or manners dey hide from u?

~Jumping on one foot~

dats wat u get from wearin a shoe 4 more dan 10 years

My daddy dashed me

@poster





dear dickie,

u always seems to stand upright
when i see a fine chick,
maybe cos i dn't wear a panty hose.

lol,

oluyemini i will ignore your comment for now cuzz ure just a crawling newbie.

thanks for that

send her to my inner chambers for special prayers
i will shag pray her well

Dis is one hellofajoke! Thumbs up dude.

you!

DEAR ABBY: I was standing with a friend when another friend came over to us and said loudly, "You two are really short!" The friend I was standing with walked off offended, while I just stood there looking at the ignorant person and not knowing what to say. Let me explain, this isn't the first time the ignoramus has said this to me. What would you do in this situation? -- SPEECHLESS

DEAR SPEECHLESS: Frankly, I'd probably say, "Life is short, and so is this conversation. Goodbye!" Then I'd rejoin the friend I had been standing with. I certainly wouldn't prolong the conversation.