The problem wth the VB is u could get addicted. Ever heard of VB anonymous

Never used it so i wouldnt know.

@baby4ever,
                    Although kimba was correct but why waste time? just kick his @$$ on the floor and get a comforter and cover him or you go get floss or rubber band or anything you can reach and tie his mouth.Then go back  and get you some sleep.simple.

and u get addicted, ur a lessby for life!

oook, back to snoring!

@ Edygirl, lol

put an noise-reducing puff in your ear or get a video cam, leave it on allnight and let him watch the clip in the morning

@Ib
      she needed to sleep right? and she also needed this problem of snoring while sleeping to stop that moment right? So how come you want her to get a video cam and video tape him, girl that wouldn't solve that problem right away she needs to sleep but if she does what I said ,not only that she would get some sleep that night but the guy would also learn his lessons.Maybe the next day after their normal routine he either leaves the bedroom or shut up and sleep.

I feel ashamed of some of you! Some claim they love their husbands/wives but just because the individual snores, the so-called love has disappeared. Do you guys think the snorer does it intentionally or is the person happy about it? IF you claim to be married and you can't tolerate your husband's/wife's snore then you should reappraise yourself! When you have a child and he/she keeps you awake all night, what are you gonna do? Abandon him or her and go sleep in another room? You people should wake up? Where art your love? I can swear most of you ain't married.
@ Priscila
A BIG SHAME ON YOU . You are bold tell the world that you abandoned a guy you claim to love just because he snores. You even stated that 2 previous girlfriends left him because of this. Congratulations! That makes you number 3 . You deserve a consolation prize. If you truly loved him you would have assisted him in looking for a solution to his problem. Do you know what happens to people that can not tolerate deficiencies in others? They are blessed with deficiencies that they can't run away from. You wanna know how? I won't tell you cos you will be scared!

This is a pointer to the fact that a lot of girls this days don't truly love. What is love all about? The passionate feeling to share, care, cherish, endure, protect, etc. A friend's wife abandoned him just because he lost his job. For 2 years he was living from hand to mouth, surviving on handouts from friends. The wife said she was not born to suffer (who was?). She left the 2 kids with the guy. Now the guy has been blessed with a job with an oil & gas multinational company in Port Harcourt and the BASTARD wants to come back. I repeat it, the BASTARD has been sending emissaries. I would rather die a loner than have such a self-centered and selfish individual as wife.

Rottweiler lol!
point of correction! I was Number one as in first love but hey God help me.
Please don't judge me wrongly.
What if the so called love brings you sleepless nights?
Abi! I think everyone should sleep comfortably without too much discomfort.
i have heard your advice and now that he wants me back I will try  and apply what u guys have advised and if it fails I will go and not to go back to him.
Snoring drives me crazy as I start cursing and talking to myself at Night.

Love is very delicate my dear.
cheers everyone

Poor u o. But i think that its natural and there is no cure for it . But perhaps ur pillow is not comfortable or the way he sleeps is not helpful.
But dont worry with God everthing is possible.

Queen B
thanks for encouragement I will pray for him and get him to see a specialist to rectify that .meanwhile I will be opening his airway every night and press him downwards when he snore as many people have advised

The topic became a hit overnight after relieving my problems.
Thanks jare I dint expect such proffessional talk.

Cover his face with a pillow, and hold it down till he stops struggling. He'll never snore again. Works everytime.

seeker:

Cover his face with a pillow, and hold it down till he stops struggling. He'll never snore again. Works everytime.

Well done. I hereby award the title of: ONI PAA YAN OF IPAAYAN LAND

You must mean Olupaayan

@ seeker, thats suffocation! Lol

seeker i was about to say that

apayan

Rottweiler:

I feel ashamed of some of you! Some claim they love their husbands/wives but just because the individual snores, the so-called love has disappeared. Do you guys think the snorer does it intentionally or is the person happy about it? IF you claim to be married and you can't tolerate your husband's/wife's snore then you should reappraise yourself! When you have a child and he/she keeps you awake all night, what are you going to do? Abandon him or her and go sleep in another room? You people should wake up? Where art your love? I can swear most of you ain't married.
@ Priscila
A BIG SHAME ON YOU . You are bold tell the world that you abandoned a guy you claim to love just because he snores. You even stated that 2 previous girlfriends left him because of this. Congratulations! That makes you number 3 . You deserve a consolation prize. If you truly loved him you would have assisted him in looking for a solution to his problem. Do you know what happens to people that can not tolerate deficiencies in others? They are blessed with deficiencies that they can't run away from. You want to know how? I won't tell you because you will be scared!

This is a pointer to the fact that a lot of girls this days don't truly love. What is love all about? The passionate feeling to share, care, cherish, endure, protect, etc. A friend's wife abandoned him just because he lost his job. For 2 years he was living from hand to mouth, surviving on handouts from friends. The wife said she was not born to suffer (who was?). She left the 2 kids with the guy. Now the guy has been blessed with a job with an oil & gas multinational company in Port Harcourt and the BASTARD wants to come back. I repeat it, the BASTARD has been sending emissaries. I would rather die a loner than have such a self-centered and selfish individual as wife.

well spoken Rottweiler

yy?
y do u taik bout Love Machine in d forum she said she needs help her hubby snores
then u girls started taikin bout didldo yy

I do not know how much respect I got for Rott

But I sure do respect him alot

Sleep withdrawal is an official form of torture even for fbi and cia.
The only thing is to sleep in seprate rooms but some men are so loud you really need a big house.
@Rottweiler what has love got to do with it if i do not sleep at night. do not forget i still have things to do in the day. the man at my side is sleeping but me not:
Dont you think you are a bit selfish.
Are women born only to suffer every shit.
I only read alot of donts for women here what about the dos

Rottweiler:

I feel ashamed of some of you! Some claim they love their husbands/wives but just because the individual snores, the so-called love has disappeared. Do you guys think the snorer does it intentionally or is the person happy about it? IF you claim to be married and you can't tolerate your husband's/wife's snore then you should reappraise yourself! When you have a child and he/she keeps you awake all night, what are you going to do? Abandon him or her and go sleep in another room? You people should wake up? Where art your love? I can swear most of you ain't married.
@ Priscila
A BIG SHAME ON YOU . You are bold tell the world that you abandoned a guy you claim to love just because he snores. You even stated that 2 previous girlfriends left him because of this. Congratulations! That makes you number 3 . You deserve a consolation prize. If you truly loved him you would have assisted him in looking for a solution to his problem. Do you know what happens to people that can not tolerate deficiencies in others? They are ble

ssed with deficiencies that they can't run away from. You want to know how? I won't tell you because you will be scared!

This is a pointer to the fact that a lot of girls this days don't truly love. What is love all about? The passionate feeling to share, care, cherish, endure, protect, etc. A friend's wife abandoned him just because he lost his job. For 2 years he was living from hand to mouth, surviving on handouts from friends. The wife said she was not born to suffer (who was?). She left the 2 kids with the guy. Now the guy has been blessed with a job with an oil & gas multinational company in Port Harcourt and the BASTARD wants to come back. I repeat it, the BASTARD has been sending emissaries. I would rather die a loner than have such a self-centered and selfish individual as wife.

please, do you think it is any fun looking after husband and kids all day, then looking after husband half the night, only to be kept awake, by some bloody human drill, IN MY OPINION THAT IS GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE ,i do not care how much i love that man he will move to the next bed room or we would have to part, my sanity depends on it.

Coco29!
God bless those fingers that typed such.
with our men. They think they are there to receive love from us and we should tolerate all their definciencies as they dont tolerate us.
@Rhea
What is well spoken in Rottweilers long paragraphs?
Even as a man try to be objective.

Eh yah, I really feel for you o. It was just yesterday that I was telling my boyfriend that assuming he snores, I won't marry him even as I think he is the best gift life can give to me. It's either you get used to it if you really love him, but that should be after telling him you don't like it. I'm sure there is a way he can do better. Check out his sleeping postures too, that helps too. All d best, dear.

Priscila:

Coco29!
God bless those fingers that typed such.
with our men. They think they are there to receive love from us and we should tolerate all their definciencies as they don't tolerate us.
@Rhea
What is well spoken in Rottweilers long paragraphs?
Even as a man try to be objective.

u feel what i am saying, love is not that strong

@ baby4ever,
                    Let me just be real with you because I was just having fun. If your guy is snoring that bad that he wakes you up just do what kimba told you and also take of him by that I mean at times when you are up check and see if he is short of breath or even restless because he might be having sleep apnea and might not know. It's a very bad disorder.He should go check himself out.Peace out lol. 

And to those pple relating love to this nonsense, just put it aside because when it comes to a r/ship,I think it's mainly tolerance and not even Love.

Snoring isn't a disease it could be irritating to others though.
So it's your man you should enjoy this with him.
Carry your cross!

Greatpeter:

Snoring isn't a disease it could be irritating to others though.
So it's your man you should enjoy this with him.
Carry your cross!

i take it that u snore? i am talking from experience, not a snoring problem that medication can help, i can not and will not be driven insane by a man's snoring (I STAND BY MY WORD)

everyone has snored more than 100 times in thier lifetime

so . . . quit the argument

by the way

COCO29:




please, do you think it is any fun looking after husband and kids all day, then looking after husband half the night, only to be kept awake, by some bloody human drill, IN MY OPINION THAT IS GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE ,i do not care how much i love that man he will move to the next bed room or we would have to part, my sanity depends on it.

do you think it is fun for me to work ma ass off all day to take care of you & the kids and keep in marriage financially blessed



instead of you to snore along with me and keep me in your arms while sleeping

you critisizing me for being tired



sad

. . . . . . .

snoring signifies a hard and tireful day sometimes

just keep your snoring partner in your arms and get used to the snoring rythm

Health Tip: Stop Snoring
First, get a nose and throat exam


(HealthDayNews) -- Has a family member told you that your snoring reverberates throughout your home?

A number of factors may be causing your snoring, including the narrowing of upper airway passages, obesity and aging, according to the University of Iowa.

If you snore loudly and frequently, you should have a physical examination of your nose and throat, and undergo a sleep study.

Treatment options include:

Adopting regular sleep habits.
Discontinuing pre-sleep alcohol, and over-the-counter sleep aids.
Quitting smoking.
Elevating the head of the bed.
Using certain dental devices and nasal appliances.

Breathe Right Nasal Strips can provide temporary relief from nasal congestion and stuffiness and may also help reduce snoring. Use while sleeping, exercising, or during the day.
Sizing information - The size of these strips are recommended for an adult with a small to average size nose.

OR
The Snoring Spray

Hey guys! What we are talking about here is SNORING. I do not believe that anybody is born to suffer but my concern is that after exchanging marital vows with your partner (to love, cherish and protect till death do you part) you can not endure a minor problem which even has a cure. What if your husband/wife that you claim to love is involved in an accident which leaves him/her crippled from waist down. what would you do? Obviously most of you will run away

I guess there are different kinds of love:
Love for money
Love for comfort
Love for sex
Love for protection

If he snores and you cant sleep, KICK HIS ASS OF THE BED!
The next day he would try to control his Diet.