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Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by kayowalemi(m): 5:30pm On May 07, 2008
We were in the bank when black-coat armed robbers invaded the banking hall. We were ordered to lie flat on the floor, every vertically standing homo sapiens in the hall turned to horizontal position, embracing the tiles like long-lost lovers. It took me just a very few seconds to hug the floor and you might be right if you assume that I do it everyday. While I was praying earnestily to God to spare my life, the theives were busy carrying Ghana-must-go out of the strong room and bullets scrapping the walls and ceilings.
Two bill of one thousand naira denomination (about 200K) dropped beside an old man in front of me. Qickly, he rolled with his Agbada over the money and continued to pray.
You know, as usual, the robber don waka far before police show up.
They begged me to get up, after convicing me that they have gone and that's when I remembered the old man. I looked around for him to collect my share but he was nowhere to be found. If I found am, huh, gongo aso, akutupu a wu lala alu.
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by Nobody: 8:39pm On May 07, 2008
That very ceative
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by clemcykul(f): 10:10am On May 08, 2008
ha ha ha grin grin grin
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by jaymobb(m): 10:20am On May 08, 2008
u sef
every small thing u go dey shine teeth smiley
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by clemcykul(f): 11:17am On May 08, 2008
u see me for dream?
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by ayusman16(m): 11:25am On May 08, 2008
What else do u want her to shine as she dey boobless and assless!
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by jaymobb(m): 11:31am On May 08, 2008
clemcykul:

u see me for dream?

before nko

u dey run while i bin dey pursue u wit my big anaconda grin
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by segunpc(m): 11:32am On May 08, 2008
smart baba
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by ohilebo(m): 12:24pm On May 08, 2008
angry I think I will go and buy one or two Agbada ooooooooooo lipsrsealed
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by pobany: 1:36pm On May 08, 2008
Ohi,
so u don reach nairaland now now. i sure say your own agbada na only five five naira bills e go fit cover because of the size cheesy
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by ohilebo(m): 1:44pm On May 08, 2008
@ pobany , You nor well ooo,  angry Dem nor go even sell cloth for u to make Agbada self because You too slim, and u nor go fit pay angry yeye boy

Which pobany  be this self? if na the one I know, I dey come your house to slap that your basket mouth tongue
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by clemcykul(f): 2:02pm On May 08, 2008
jaymob do u mean your groundnut size anaconda?

*opens his trousers sees his bla bla bla and bursts out laffn* grin grin grin grin
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by ohilebo(m): 2:09pm On May 08, 2008
@ clemcykul , watin concern watin people dey talk for this thread concern my Bla bla bla? abi e dey hungry u? make u talk oo, cos it is ur for the asking grin

I fit dash u one day of non stop bla bla bla ,, and even if u think say e small, I get Hausa chewing Stick to make it longer, and fatter to fill you up tongue
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by ohilebo(m): 2:10pm On May 08, 2008
@ clemcykul , watin concern watin people dey talk for this thread concern my Bla bla bla? abi e dey hungry u? make u talk oo, cos it is yours for the asking grin

I fit dash u one day of non stop bla bla bla ,, and even if u think say e small, I get Hausa chewing Stick to make it longer, and fatter to fill you up tongue
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by kayowalemi(m): 3:25pm On May 08, 2008
Ohilebo, my pikin I see u for romance section wetin u go do? abi u too don get GF? WELL, WHEN u come home I go teach sense

You say you wan buy agbada, when you buy bring am for me mayb another opportunity go come again
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by Nobody: 3:53pm On May 08, 2008
tux
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by ohilebo(m): 8:22am On May 09, 2008
@ Old Man kayowalemi , I nor be ur Pikin , make u go look for ur pikin for all the Towns when u branch those days when u dey drive Lorry from North to South transporting Goats & Chickens grin grin grin

Some of those ur plenty women friends still dey alive lipsrsealed
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by clemcykul(f): 8:30am On May 09, 2008
sorry ohilebo the reply was meant for jaymob ill do the modifying ryte away
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by tytylayor: 9:50am On May 09, 2008
@topic

u sure say dis na true abi joke, cozz i cnt stop laffin ma a$$ off cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by kayowalemi(m): 1:49pm On May 09, 2008
na true o tytylayor but funny
tytylayor:

@topic

u sure say this na true abi joke, cozz i cnt stop laffin ma a$$ off cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by tytylayor: 3:29pm On May 09, 2008
n u no piss for body as u dey hear gunshot life and direct

cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by aristole(f): 3:54pm On May 09, 2008
****reverses back wd dissappointment(s)*****
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by kayowalemi(m): 3:59pm On May 09, 2008
The sweat and the piss don mixed together I no know which one soak the floor below me
tytylayor:

n u no piss for body as u dey hear gunshot life and direct

cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by kayowalemi(m): 4:09pm On May 09, 2008
What we said is not to discredit you. I beg no vex
aristole:

****reverses back wd dissappointment(s)*****
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by tytylayor: 4:56pm On May 09, 2008
kayowalemi:

The sweat and the piss don mixed together I no know which one soak the floor below me

i tot as much, lucky u sha, dem for don scatter dat ya mouth for u
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by kayowalemi(m): 5:07pm On May 09, 2008
why u dey go off and on.

on your last post
I wear bullet proof, so don't worry yaself I still dey for u
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by tytylayor: 5:22pm On May 09, 2008
off n on for wia? shocked
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by kayowalemi(m): 5:56pm On May 09, 2008
thank God phcn don restore ya transformer
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by tytylayor: 6:17pm On May 09, 2008
na ya own dem carry com giv me o tongue
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by jaymobb(m): 8:23pm On May 09, 2008
dem no even get before na candle light dem dey burn 4 house
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by joey007(m): 9:35pm On May 09, 2008
yawa
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by kayowalemi(m): 11:05am On May 10, 2008
Jaymobb
You know you disappoint me greatly. If everybody talk say na candle be my phcn, no be you wey tap phcn, look I know say ya meter no get record for phcn. Last warning, after this I go call them. I know ya house add

tyty
we are coming to remove our transformer

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