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Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by kayowalemi(m): 5:30pm On May 07, 2008 |
We were in the bank when black-coat armed robbers invaded the banking hall. We were ordered to lie flat on the floor, every vertically standing homo sapiens in the hall turned to horizontal position, embracing the tiles like long-lost lovers. It took me just a very few seconds to hug the floor and you might be right if you assume that I do it everyday. While I was praying earnestily to God to spare my life, the theives were busy carrying Ghana-must-go out of the strong room and bullets scrapping the walls and ceilings. Two bill of one thousand naira denomination (about 200K) dropped beside an old man in front of me. Qickly, he rolled with his Agbada over the money and continued to pray. You know, as usual, the robber don waka far before police show up. They begged me to get up, after convicing me that they have gone and that's when I remembered the old man. I looked around for him to collect my share but he was nowhere to be found. If I found am, huh, gongo aso, akutupu a wu lala alu. |
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by Nobody: 8:39pm On May 07, 2008 |
That very ceative |
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by clemcykul(f): 10:10am On May 08, 2008 |
ha ha ha |
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by jaymobb(m): 10:20am On May 08, 2008 |
u sef every small thing u go dey shine teeth |
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by clemcykul(f): 11:17am On May 08, 2008 |
u see me for dream? |
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by ayusman16(m): 11:25am On May 08, 2008 |
What else do u want her to shine as she dey boobless and assless! |
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by jaymobb(m): 11:31am On May 08, 2008 |
clemcykul: before nko u dey run while i bin dey pursue u wit my big anaconda |
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by segunpc(m): 11:32am On May 08, 2008 |
smart baba |
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by ohilebo(m): 12:24pm On May 08, 2008 |
I think I will go and buy one or two Agbada ooooooooooo |
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by pobany: 1:36pm On May 08, 2008 |
Ohi, so u don reach nairaland now now. i sure say your own agbada na only five five naira bills e go fit cover because of the size |
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by ohilebo(m): 1:44pm On May 08, 2008 |
@ pobany , You nor well ooo, Dem nor go even sell cloth for u to make Agbada self because You too slim, and u nor go fit pay yeye boy Which pobany be this self? if na the one I know, I dey come your house to slap that your basket mouth |
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by clemcykul(f): 2:02pm On May 08, 2008 |
jaymob do u mean your groundnut size anaconda? *opens his trousers sees his bla bla bla and bursts out laffn* |
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by ohilebo(m): 2:09pm On May 08, 2008 |
@ clemcykul , watin concern watin people dey talk for this thread concern my Bla bla bla? abi e dey hungry u? make u talk oo, cos it is ur for the asking I fit dash u one day of non stop bla bla bla ,, and even if u think say e small, I get Hausa chewing Stick to make it longer, and fatter to fill you up |
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by ohilebo(m): 2:10pm On May 08, 2008 |
@ clemcykul , watin concern watin people dey talk for this thread concern my Bla bla bla? abi e dey hungry u? make u talk oo, cos it is yours for the asking I fit dash u one day of non stop bla bla bla ,, and even if u think say e small, I get Hausa chewing Stick to make it longer, and fatter to fill you up |
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by kayowalemi(m): 3:25pm On May 08, 2008 |
Ohilebo, my pikin I see u for romance section wetin u go do? abi u too don get GF? WELL, WHEN u come home I go teach sense You say you wan buy agbada, when you buy bring am for me mayb another opportunity go come again |
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by Nobody: 3:53pm On May 08, 2008 |
tux |
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by ohilebo(m): 8:22am On May 09, 2008 |
@ Old Man kayowalemi , I nor be ur Pikin , make u go look for ur pikin for all the Towns when u branch those days when u dey drive Lorry from North to South transporting Goats & Chickens Some of those ur plenty women friends still dey alive |
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by clemcykul(f): 8:30am On May 09, 2008 |
sorry ohilebo the reply was meant for jaymob ill do the modifying ryte away |
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by tytylayor: 9:50am On May 09, 2008 |
@topic u sure say dis na true abi joke, cozz i cnt stop laffin ma a$$ off |
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by kayowalemi(m): 1:49pm On May 09, 2008 |
na true o tytylayor but funny tytylayor: |
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by tytylayor: 3:29pm On May 09, 2008 |
n u no piss for body as u dey hear gunshot life and direct |
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by aristole(m): 3:54pm On May 09, 2008 |
****reverses back wd dissappointment(s)***** |
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by kayowalemi(m): 3:59pm On May 09, 2008 |
The sweat and the piss don mixed together I no know which one soak the floor below me tytylayor: |
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by kayowalemi(m): 4:09pm On May 09, 2008 |
What we said is not to discredit you. I beg no vex aristole: |
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by tytylayor: 4:56pm On May 09, 2008 |
kayowalemi: i tot as much, lucky u sha, dem for don scatter dat ya mouth for u |
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by kayowalemi(m): 5:07pm On May 09, 2008 |
why u dey go off and on. on your last post I wear bullet proof, so don't worry yaself I still dey for u |
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by tytylayor: 5:22pm On May 09, 2008 |
off n on for wia? |
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by kayowalemi(m): 5:56pm On May 09, 2008 |
thank God phcn don restore ya transformer |
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by tytylayor: 6:17pm On May 09, 2008 |
na ya own dem carry com giv me o |
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by jaymobb(m): 8:23pm On May 09, 2008 |
dem no even get before na candle light dem dey burn 4 house |
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by joey007(m): 9:35pm On May 09, 2008 |
yawa |
Re: Agbada Dey Hide Things Well, Well, Ooo by kayowalemi(m): 11:05am On May 10, 2008 |
Jaymobb You know you disappoint me greatly. If everybody talk say na candle be my phcn, no be you wey tap phcn, look I know say ya meter no get record for phcn. Last warning, after this I go call them. I know ya house add tyty we are coming to remove our transformer |
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