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Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Maxymilliano(m): 11:53am On Jun 17, 2013 |
A mild drama played out last Friday in Onitsha Magistrate Court 3 when three monkeys and its owners, Mohammed Garuba, 22, Dauda Usman, 25 and Nurah Mohammed, 22 were arraigned on a two-count charge of conspiracy and robbery. http://sunnewsonline.com/new/cover/drama-as-police-arraign-monkeys-for-robbery/ |
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Sunnycliff(m): 12:24pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
Finally, the western craze has gripped our judicial system over the arrests of animals as suspects. Quite hilarious 1 Like |
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Ngwakwe: 2:32pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
Forget about were it happened. Those monkeys are robbers, it happened time without number in Owerri. People nearly mob those mallams.but it seems they were beckoned to refund the money. Sunnycliff: Finally, the western craze has gripped our judicial system over the arrests of animals as suspects. Quite hilarious |
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Beaf1: 2:37pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
@OP Why is the Handlers not mentioned in your heading? Are they mere escorts of the 'arraigned monkeys' or part of the alleged? |
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by supaeagles(m): 3:32pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
I guess their handlers were up to no good "monkey business" 1 Like |
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by devigblegble: 3:33pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
Very soon they will be charging fowls n chicken for trespasses mtcheeew |
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Nobody: 3:39pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
naija.one comic show must happen.every day na comedy galore tomorrow now another one go shele.more hilarious than this |
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Nobody: 3:45pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
Kini difference? The monkeys were obviously smarter than the "humans" sha |
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Verbes001: 3:45pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
Ngwakwe: Forget about were it happened. Those monkeys are robbers, it happened time without number in Owerri. This is not funny. So the monkey is trained to snatch and run or how do they operate? |
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Nobody: 4:06pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
"monkeys and their owners"? Lol, that is to say the monkeys could be sentenced to life imprisonment in jail or death by hanging? Lwkmd. Kai! Naija is a huge joke.... |
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by wayne4loan: 4:09pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
Baseless charges, without evidence and witnesses . I bet u the only reason they took this case to court is because a police man was involved. 1 Like |
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Nobody: 4:13pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
MONKEY SEE MONKEY DO |
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by docjuli(m): 4:40pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
lol. Monkey business is never a good business. |
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Okijajuju1(m): 4:50pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
The Monkeys in court with one of their handlers.. 3 Likes |
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Nobody: 5:52pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
You no fit give person job, when he hustle with him talent, u go use black maria dey pursue am up an down to throw am inside sanko ....... if he thief, you go dey blame am.. .... wetin be your own sef! Abi the monkey come your office to report him Oga? |
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Nobody: 5:54pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
Okija_juju: The Monkeys in court with one of their handlers.. lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Oh my goshhhhhhhhhh Seriously, why is Okija allowed to violate rule #11 |
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by PapaFejiro: 6:03pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
No zoo in the state, chai, what a pity and mess our government has brought Nigeria to. Imagine a whole State like Anambra, without a Zoo? its so sad. shame on Nigerian Leaders. If you see a medical health center in Doha, you would believe its just a medical center, bigger and more functional than the UCH itself. A zoo is paradise here, neat, big, sweet and very healthy looking animals. I ll do a documentary on that soonest. |
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by bigmo1(m): 6:08pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
Oh°˚˚˚°! No. This can only happen in Anambra, a state where intellectuals like Soludo, Akunyili, Achebe, Ojukwu, and the rest of the monkey packs are from. Dats all. |
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Nobody: 6:18pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
Verbes001: Sidon look naw. You never know wetin dey |
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Nobody: 6:29pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
supaeagles: I guess their handlers were up to no good "monkey business" Babzilla: MONKEY SEE MONKEY DO |
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Jakumo(m): 6:45pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
This is a very serious development. I propose that ALL monkeys found within Nigeria's territorial boudaries be rounded up and placed in detention until those who are indeed innocent can be identified and exonerated, while the guilty usual suspects should face the firing squad, after which they may be cooked up as pepper soup for my personal consumption. ARREST THOSE MONKEYS WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT. Even for London here, I dey fight monkey dem every day and night. No be small ting. |
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Okijajuju1(m): 7:06pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
Texas.Cowgirl: Abeg na.. No do make them ban me o! |
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Nobody: 7:08pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
supaeagles: I guess their handlers were up to no good "monkey business" |
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by nairalforlaughs: 8:03pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
After the robbery, the monkeys, acting like being tele- guided, threw the money to one of the owners, who immediately ran away from the scene and is now at large. Laugh no go kill me.... |
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by dasparrow: 8:22pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
nairalforlaughs: After the robbery, the monkeys, acting like being tele- guided, threw the money to one of the owners, who immediately ran away from the scene and is now at large. LOL |
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by free2ryhme: 8:33pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
Sunnycliff: Finally, the western craze has gripped our judicial system over the arrests of animals as suspects. Quite hilarious U assume dis is abnormal right ? well you've never been a victim little wonder your comment |
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by DANILSA(m): 9:31pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
na dis one? 1 Like
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Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by divinegiftmodel: 10:37pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
DANILSA: na dis one?that one on glass na somebody papa .abeg iyabo go vex |
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by dazekid(m): 3:10am On Jun 18, 2013 |
Lmao monkey business. /16w0G2B Type bit . ly with no space in between before the / to go to page...the complete link doesn't show here. |
Re: Monkeys & Their Handlers Arraigned For Robbery by Cupid4(m): 8:10am On Jun 18, 2013 |
Accomplice is an accomplice whether animal or human being, monkeys are smarter dan what you think, i recalled an incident where a cat wanted to effect its owner's release from prison |
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