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What Is The Funniest Lie Your Ex Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 7:12pm On Jun 21, 2013 |
What is the one most hilarious stupid lie your Ex once gave you as an excuse for messing up? |
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Ex Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 5:29pm On Jun 22, 2013 |
He said he just found love in christ that he had accepted christ in his life and that he's born again,after a year i heard he impregnated a girl and they both decided to abort. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Ex Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 6:07pm On Jun 22, 2013 |
That I was the only one S.xing her and am the number one in her life. I use to laugh out and reply with Boo I believe!!! (˘̯˘ ) |
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Ex Partner Ever Told You? by Lolaabokoku(f): 6:41pm On Jun 22, 2013 |
That A̶̲̥̅m †ђξ Only sugar ¶n his tea but always receive endless calls from å particular lady. I was like yuck! Will kick Uя̲̅ ass out asap,! At last M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ Love came along aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ I fled! |
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Ex Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 9:38pm On Jun 22, 2013 |
smothly: He said he just found love in christ that he had accepted christ in his life and that he's born again,after a year i heard he impregnated a girl and they both decided to abort.It was the work of the devil |
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Ex Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 9:41pm On Jun 22, 2013 |
Don Demu:indeed |
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Ex Partner Ever Told You? by 190: 11:30pm On Jun 22, 2013 |
smothly: He said he just found love in christ that he had accepted christ in his life and that he's born again,after a year i heard he impregnated a girl and they both decided to abort. and we are still dating |
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Ex Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 11:35pm On Jun 22, 2013 |
Don Demu:the devil personally went and put the joystick inside and got her pregnant |
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Ex Partner Ever Told You? by MrCork: 11:41pm On Jun 22, 2013 |
... ^^^^^ Mondi cheeks told me I had the lonngest 17inches Kondo..... sadly it waz true! |
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Ex Partner Ever Told You? by True2myself24(f): 4:06am On Jun 23, 2013 |
That he still loved me and he was only marrying her because of the kids. Three years later he's still trying to tell me the same thing. Hmm...smh |
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Ex Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 4:15am On Jun 23, 2013 |
190:then you are under house arrest(no sex,no food,no water,nothing for you) |
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Ex Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 5:41am On Jun 23, 2013 |
-Mr Cork-:thats where ur brain is located too |
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Ex Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 6:40am On Jun 23, 2013 |
mondi_cheeks: the devil personally went and put the joystick inside and got her pregnantNuffin is impossible bro |
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Ex Partner Ever Told You? by Henrypraise: 7:02am On Jun 23, 2013 |
Dated her for 3years witout s3x cos she told me she is a virgin only to travel sumwere in d creeks n discover she works dia as an ashii. N she told me she was a student. Even after dis revelation, she said it was industrial tranin (I.T) she is doin in d brothel located in d creeks. |
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Ex Partner Ever Told You? by Excel30: 7:34am On Jun 23, 2013 |
He said the lady i saw unclad on bed with him,was a female friend who intended spending the night. |
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Ex Partner Ever Told You? by 190: 1:15pm On Jun 23, 2013 |
smothly: then you are under house arrest(no sex,no food,no water,nothing for you) even if u dont give me food please dont starve me with s-e-x |
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Ex Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 1:18pm On Jun 23, 2013 |
190: |
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Ex Partner Ever Told You? by 190: 1:20pm On Jun 23, 2013 |
smothly: Yeaaaaahhh!!! |
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Ex Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 1:21pm On Jun 23, 2013 |
190:why are you happy |
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Ex Partner Ever Told You? by 190: 1:22pm On Jun 23, 2013 |
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Ex Partner Ever Told You? by 190: 1:22pm On Jun 23, 2013 |
smothly: why are you happy |
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Ex Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 1:24pm On Jun 23, 2013 |
190:if you laugh again,am going to castrate you |
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Ex Partner Ever Told You? by MrsCork2(f): 3:14pm On Jun 23, 2013 |
mondi_cheeks: the devil personally went and put the penissss inside and got her pregnant lol |
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Ex Partner Ever Told You? by 190: 3:31pm On Jun 23, 2013 |
smothly: if you laugh again,am going to castrate you ure male hiss |
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Ex Partner Ever Told You? by angelTI(f): 3:38pm On Jun 23, 2013 |
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]... ^^^^^ Mondi cheeks told me I had the lonngest 17inches Kondo..... sadly it waz true! [/quote] LIAR! |
Re: What Is The Funniest Lie Your Ex Partner Ever Told You? by Nobody: 7:23pm On Jun 23, 2013 |
Henry praise: Dated her for 3years witout s3x cos she told me she is a virgin only to travel sumwere in d creeks n discover she works dia as an ashii. N she told me she was a student. Even after dis revelation, she said it was industrial tranin (I.T) she is doin in d brothel located in d creeks.Choi..Kpele ooo |
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