**KODUROSOKE**

Wetin Badoo go cause 4 naija na him dey go so.,
imagine in a church,a pastor said to the engineer that
the sound system was too loud. The engineer was
trying to reduce the sound and asked the pastor,
"SHEY KOWALE". The whole congregation shouted,
KODUROSOKE!!!+

**Tea & Bread**
AKPORS was hungry and wentto ‘mai shayi’ (men
selling tea and bread).
The following dialogue transpired between them:
AKPORS: You get loaf of bread?
ABOKI: yes
AKPORS: bring one; slice am into two and
puttwo sachet of butter in between.
ABOKI: (happy and thanking God for bringing
customer,is quickly doing as he is instructed )
AKPORS: You get egg?
ABOKI: yes customer
AKPORS: fry 6 eggs put am inside †ђξ bread.
ABOKI: Okay customer
AKPORS: You get sardin for inside gongoni?
ABOKI: yes customer everything dey.
AKPORS: put two gongoni inside the bread.
ABOKI: Okay customer (happyand doing ashe is told,
already enthusiastic he'll make alot of money 2day)
AKPORS: you don finish? Oya press the bread together
forme.
ABOKI: See am customer, i don prepare amfinish.
AKPORS: OYA CUT N10 Naira OWN FOR ME.

Akpos died and went to
heaven where he met Angel
Micheal ..
Akpos: “So finally I make
heaven after all the rubbish
wey I do for life… Thank God for God Oooh!”
Angel Micheal: “Oya come enter
yaroom”
Akpos: “Bros Micheal, abeg
wetin dey for downstairs cos di
noise na DIE” Angel Micheal: “Na hell fire be
dat
Akpos: “I fit go peep?”
Angel Micheal: “No wahala but
wego lock gate by 5pm so if
you no quick come back you go just stay hell fire”
…Akpos goes to peep and
there he sees all the celebrities
that everlived on earth
clubbing and having a lot of
fun. Akpos comes back by 4pm and…”
Angel Micheal speaks: “Nice to
seeyou back early my son you
are truly a son of God”
Akpos: “For where? I come
pack my load before una Lock Heaven…Like this post
and
describe Akpors in one word

so where are the jokes na?

OP, u try small for d second joke....but y dem dry like dis?

Akpors was really in love with this girl but never
had the guts to tell her. One night, at around 11pm, he
summoned some courage and sent her an sms saying,
'I love you so much, I wanna dateu. Please reply and
tell me how u feel.'A few seconds later he received a
message alert on his phone. Akpors was sooo scared &
tensed to open it that night, so he decided not to check
the reply until in the morning when he is less tensed.
When he woke up d next day, he said his prayers, did
his morning chores, brushed his teeth,ate his
breakfast, took his bath, combed his hair, then climbed
back to his bed and gently pickedup his phone to read
the message. So he started reading......
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customer you have insufficient balance to complete
your request. kindly recharge your account and try
again)!!!
Good morning lovely people around d world

A couple received a letter from
their daughter who went to study
Modern Physics overseas:
My beloved Parents, I missed you so much & it breaks my heart to think that by d time I get back you'll be too old.
So enclosed you'll find a bottle of a
portion I have invented. It will make you
younger, so when I return you'll be d same age as I left you".
NOTE: "Pls take only a drop". So they
opened d envelope & in it there is a
bottle with a red portion. The man looked at the Wife & says: "You go first." (typical of men!) So d wife takes a drop, there after the husband follows. Indeed d wife turn 5yrs younger.
Years later d daughter returns home to find her Mother younger & pretty, carrying a Baby on her back. The Mother proceeds to tell her daughter how d portion worked & made her look younger. The daughter was delighted & asks after her Dad.
"Your Father? Hmm, my Child, your Father was so jealous that I was so Younger & Beautiful, so he drank d whole
bottle."
"What? So where is he?"
"Hmmm. Na him dey my back so ...

^^^^^^ You try.

. They are all funny especially the last one. U really try OP.

A Hausa man said to me sometime ago

"TOOTHPASTE weds ANIMAL CALLING"

After weeks of cracking my brain,today i just realised he meant

"2FACE weds ANNIE MACAULAY"

***TAHITI***

TO ALL FOOTBALL LOVERS.
Another word "Tahiti" has been added 2 dictionary
today.
"Tahiti" means defeat. Usage: (verb) I wil Tahiti
(defeat) my enemies 2day.
Eg, spain "Tahiti" (defeated) Tahiti yesterday...
Usage:
(adverb) Eg. I won him "Tahitily". Make a sentence
with the word Tahiti...
#leggo?

At that moment when Mikey mouse asks his new yoruba babe her numba.
Her response will be : sero hate sero, sis sefun sis, hate tiri tiri, noi noi. Dats my hem tea hen numbah.

To my Edo peeps, it is 'BRT'
not 'B Arrow T'

JOYCEOUS: At that moment when Mikey mouse asks his new yoruba babe her numba.
Her response will be : sero hate sero, sis sefun sis, hate tiri tiri, noi noi. Dats my hen tea hen numbah.

Lol!!!




But why you use my name na

Abu Mikey: Lol!!!




But why you use my name na

Cuz i like you.

JOYCEOUS:

Cuz i like you.

**my head swell o**

Abu Mikey: **my head swell o**

Dnt worry I'll massage it for ya.

JOYCEOUS:


Dnt worry I'll massage it for ya.

what kind of lovy dovy are you two doing dis place na jokes section

Abu Mikey:

CMPunk10: what kind of lovy dovy are you two doing dis place na jokes section

Yeah we know! wanna play?

Mrs Femi got in class n askd pupils 2 say da nambas she wrote on the board in words!
SHe wrote 888 n gave dem a clue dat is - eight
hundred n eighty..
Shola jumpd 2 conclude by sayn eight.
The teacher said- Veri gud shola!
Teacher wrote 666 n bola gav n ansa s- Six hundred n sixty six!
Teacher was enjoyin da leson telling pupils hw briliant dey were!
Dis went on and on until he wrote 111 n askd akpos 4 n ans


Akpos: ahhhh Madam how can you choose a simple 1 for me, Ah! Dats One hundred and Onenty One!

The upgrade of Akpors

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EKAITTE: Why is your shirt having another lady’s
perfume?

AKPORS: That query is rather rhetorical.. However I detest what you are insinuating.

EKAITTE: Are you cheating on me?

AKPORS: I haven’t breached our matrimonial vows.
Just shared a lift with a lady and her scent must have diffused and precipitated to form residue on my shirt. Just physics at play. How many times must I recycle the utterance that your genitials are the sole destination of my seminal fluids?

EKAITTE: You are no longer the man I thought you
were. Lets call it quits!

AKPORS: You want us to diverge because your nose buds registered a foreign scent? I said I will abide by you better or worse, but this has surpassed the worse parameter and has
encroached into the insanity zone which was not
provided for in the vows.. Anyway, have your way, lets break up!

EKAITTE: Aaawww baby, I was just jealous.. I’m
sorry!

AKPORS: I repel your remorse sensations.. Your
infidelity claims have battered me therefore Kindly
please radiate with your belongings from the vicinity of my bungalow at a similar speed to light before the personnel of a security firm forcefully does it.


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Abu Mikey:
"What? So where is he?"
"Hmmm. Na him dey my back so ...

llloooooll nice joke. very funny

At a mosque fund raising ceremony for a bigger
mosque. Many guests that could not come sent cheques.

The Alfa read out the donations:

Alhaji Bali 2 million naira. Allahu Akbar.

Alhaji Dosumu 20 million naira. Allahu Akbar!

When he saw the next cheque, he paused and appeared confused.

Then he screamed; Alhaji D-A-N-G-O-T-E 800 million naira. PRAISE THE LORD!

All the Muslims replied; HALLELUYAH!

Abu Mikey: At a mosque fund raising ceremony for a bigger
mosque. Many guests that could not come sent cheques.

The Alfa read out the donations:

Alhaji Bali 2 million naira. Allahu Akbar.

Alhaji Dosumu 20 million naira. Allahu Akbar!

When he saw the next cheque, he paused and appeared confused.

Then he screamed; Alhaji D-A-N-G-O-T-E 800 million naira. PRAISE THE LORD!

All the Muslims replied; HALLELUYAH!

lwkmd o...
Y not..
The Lord is always praised

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say “I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER.”