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Akpors & Ekaitte. by infobiz9ja(m): 5:33pm On Jul 01, 2013
Akpors Was TOASTING Ekaitte with
the help of a bible:
Akpors: Do you have a boyfriend?
Ekaitte: Nope. I don't want to have a
boyfriend.

Akpors: oh no!!!! Remember Genesis
2v18 The Lord God said, It is not
good for the man to be alone. I will
make a helper suitable for him.

Ekaitte: But I don't love you.
Akpors: no, u just av to love me,
remember 1John 4v8 "Who ever
does not love does not know God,
because God is love."

Ekaitte: But how can I be sure that
you're loyal and honest?
Akpors: Mark 13:31 says "Heaven
and earth will pass away, but my
words will never pass away."
Ekaitte: But I'm busy, I'm still
studying.

Akpors: yes dear but Ecclesiastes 3:1
said "There is a time for everything,
and a season for every activity under
the heaven."

Ekaitte: But why me? There are alot
of girls out there.
Akpors: Proverbs 31:29"Many
women do noble things, but you
surpass them all."

Ekaitte: But what is in me that you
like?
Akpors: Song of Solomon 4:7"You
are altogether beautiful, my darling;
there is no flaw in you."

Ekaitte: no ooo, I'm not beautiful.
Akpors: Proverbs 31:30"Charm is
deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but
a woman who fears the Lord is to be
praised."

Ekaitte: Why all dis?
Akpors: 2 Corinthians 2:4"For I wrote
you outof great distress and anguish
of heart and with many tears, not to
grieve you but to let you know the
depth of my love for you."

Ekaitte, waoooo, i'm flattered, i think
i love u, lets start with u buying me
an Iphone 5

Akpors: no dear, remember 1 john
2v15....love not d world, neither d
tinz that are in d world

Ekaitte: omg!!! Dat reminds me, u av
no job?
Akpors: dont worry, Genesis 22v8
says GOD WILL PROVIDE.

EKAITTE FAINTED
Re: Akpors & Ekaitte. by dani1luv: 8:53pm On Jul 01, 2013

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