k2039:

I'm only guilty of those two, which means I lost 20% in your assessment which is still an A

I'm also guilty of this, lol!! Via my formal topic, i was in church when i posted it.

I was in the church one day,while the sermon was going on can u imagine,the man siting in front of me was smoking a cigrate,i was so shoked and surpriced that the botle of beer in my hands fell down.

dani1luv: [size=13pt]Watching Porn while sermon is going on[/size]

Wow its a joke right? now thats called taking the piss

Na so bro. U are funnily correct.

Late coming is a grievious sin which most people neglect.
I hate it when churches fail to keep to time. Imagine a service that was supposed to end by 11:30am was finally closed by 2:30pm and we were expected to return by 4pm for another church programme.
At what time do i get home,make lunch and freshen up?

bin gbagbo: i am guilty of all the above * sobbing *

Ehen! You too be nursing mother?

I'm guilty of some of d listed points above.....buh ℓ̊ wanna ask an honest question......is farting during service also rude? ℓ̊ dey usually mess gan ooo esp during hot prayer session I'm guilty of some of d listed points above.....buh ℓ̊ wanna ask an honest question......is farting during service also rude? ℓ̊ dey usually mess gan ooo esp during hot prayer session .

phrankar: I'm guilty of some of d listed points above.....buh ℓ̊ wanna ask an honest question......is farting during service also rude? ℓ̊ dey usually mess gan ooo esp during hot prayer session I'm guilty of some of d listed points above.....buh ℓ̊ wanna ask an honest question......is farting during service also rude? ℓ̊ dey usually mess gan ooo esp during hot prayer session .

It's the demons coming out of you.

- Standing and blocking the entrance greeting friends after service
- Occupying the pastors office for no reasonable reason other than to greet the pastor...whereas people with more urgent needs will be waiting outside.

smoosh15: You have a big problem if your stupid head isn't telling you..

Lolz...Mos def, you are one of those wey dey collect money from inside offering bag...put N50 take collect N100 change... mumu

Acelifted: Even me the poster. I am already guilty of one of them. I am posting this right in the middle of a service. May be am not enjoying the choir's ministration.

You mean you wrote ALL THAT POST in the middle of a service?
I can understand if it was a "cut & paste" job but some of the comments below the "ten commandments" sound like they were your own opinion naah (and peeps gave you a hundred "likes" for it!

Anyway, that your church service must be very boring!

Jezzus is watching ya!

israel007: You pastors get annoying sometimes too and I'll tell you what I mean, folling your highlights:

ride-on sir

israel007: You pastors get annoying sometimes too and I'll tell you what I mean, folling your highlights:

Ride-on sir:-D

errtin is comin out of the closet
dats the modern church in d modern world 4 yhu. Its either yhu live wit it or yhu wear thatch leaves and go bak to mud houses

Eureka007: I was in the church one day,while the sermon was going on can u imagine,the man siting in front of me was smoking a cigrate,i was so shoked and surpriced that the botle of beer in my hands fell down.

lol very funny buh ah tel ya it'l get to this one day...lol

Thank God.... Am not guity of any of them.

Putting their bags or other properties on empty seats while giving you an angry look, saying 'Someone is sitting here!"

Even though they're just saving seats for friends that are yet to come.

phrankar: I'm guilty of some of d listed points above.....buh ℓ̊ wanna ask an honest question......is farting during service also rude? ℓ̊ dey usually mess gan ooo esp during hot prayer session I'm guilty of some of d listed points above.....buh ℓ̊ wanna ask an honest question......is farting during service also rude? ℓ̊ dey usually mess gan ooo esp during hot prayer session .

Very rude! Please always open your bowel before you leave home for church and avoid food like beans a day before the church.

Omo Daddy354: Hmmm... May God help us all. Truth is a rarely do any of those but i can say i've picked calls a number of times in Church. Not doing that anymore.
Some pple even read novels in Church.
Some exchamge love notes.
Some even throws insults at others and use fowl languages.
When i was still young an elder was seen behind d Church building smoking cigarette (spelling?), while the sermon was on.
They are just too numerous to count.

..... U must be a Roman catholic...

why shld any sane person bring a whistle to church? o boy,dt person need special prayer o. As for doz farting in church, dts a complicated issue without any subtitle.....

234GT: Charging phones in church is the craziest thing people do in church.

Wait till dem start to the carry laptop go church go charge..

ignis: Thank God.... Am not guity of any of them.

Righteous man Saint Ignis...you sure say nor be u dey take change from offering basket even before u drop ur own monee inside?

Cori_corde: Putting their bags or other properties on empty seats while giving you an angry look, saying 'Someone is sitting here!"

Even though they're just saving seats for friends that are yet to come.

No they're saving it for a future husband.

Dempsy: ..... U must be a Roman catholic...

Am not, and why such conclusion?

Monzuur: It is free world

free world in church? That is why i regarded C.A.C(am a member) n D.L.B.C as church with strict discipline, even u won't try putting ur 'phone on' during service cos the way ppl around would react,note for ur misconduct,u won't bear the shame alone buh together with ur parents

Acelifted: Even me the poster. I am already guilty of one of them. I am posting this right in the middle of a service. May be am not enjoying the choir's ministration.

na wa o. u no even fit wait till u get home to reply

Yungwizzzy: people using their phones and tablets to read bible in church. the same phone wey blue film full!!!

LWKMD

myners007 :
i have disdain for eople who walk wit swagger n feel pompous in church.the most annoying are those girls n guys who glance flirtatiously at d opposite sex

But guy, wetin God go judge plenty oo! I can only imagine how the rapture day will look like. If God will judge us one-by-one, omoh the rapture day fit last for like 92yrs oo!

Eureka007: I was in the church one day,while the sermon was going on can u imagine,the man siting in front of me was smoking a cigrate,i was so shoked and surpriced that the botle of beer in my hands fell down.

Nice one.