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Computer Programming To Design Singles And Married Relationships by jidewin(m): 12:44pm On Jul 11, 2013 |
I find this funny but also informative i think id share with NL to make your day fun. Read,enjoy and share. Dear System Department I am desperate for some help! Please can someone help out? I recently upgraded my program from girlfriend 5.0 to wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This was not mentioned in the product brochure in addition wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and launches during system initializations and then it monitors all other system activities. Applications such as ‘Boys’ Night out 2.5 and Golf 5.3 no longer run and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected ‘Saturday rugby 6.3’ always fails and ‘Saturday shopping 7.1’ run instead. I cannot seem to keep wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be its on-line or off-line. I am thinking of going back to ‘Girlfriend 5.0’ but uninstall doesn’t work on this program. Can you please help? The Analyst replied Dear customer This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from ‘Girlfriend 5.0’ to ‘wife 1.0’ thinking that ‘wife 1.0’ is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, ‘wife 1.0’ is an operating system designed by it’s creator to run everything. You are unlikely to be able to purge ‘wife 1.0’ and still convert back to ‘Girlfriend 5.0’ as ‘wife 1.0’ was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the system once it is installed. Some people have tried to install ‘Girlfriend 6.0’ or ‘wife 2.0’ but have ended up with even more problems. Having ‘wife 1.0’ installed, I recommend you keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C:\APLOGIZE\FORGIVE\ ME PROGRAM and avoid attending to use the *Esc (escape) key for it will freeze the entire system(admit your fault as iron it out). It may be necessary to run C: \APLOGIZE\PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR A NUMBER OF TIMES, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal “wife 1.0”, although a very high maintenance program can be very rewarding. And the benefits are so great. Long life and rest of mind. To get the most out of it, consider buying additional software such as “flowers 2.0” and chocolate or “HUGS\KISSES 100%” or “TENDERNESS\UNDERSTANDING 100%(care) or ever “eating out without the kids 5.1.2” (if child processing has already started) DO NOT under any circumstances install “secretary 2.1 (short skirt version) or “one night stand 3.2”, as this is not a supported application for “wife 1.0” and the system will almost certainly CRASH. BEST OF LUCK YOUR SYSTEM ANALYST Caution Any attempt to install program such as secretary 2.1 (the short skirt version) or one nightstand 3.2 to wife 1.0 is most likely to get result that might expose your system to run immediately demobilizing virus that completely destroy the defense of your software and ultimately, but surely leads to destruction of the hardware, the virus called HIV 99.9. (Written by Fashola Yetunde) 41 minutes ago Like · 3 Comments · Share |
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