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Lesson 1: by Busta(f): 3:28pm On May 20, 2008
[size=14pt]A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'


After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.


The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'



Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
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Re: Lesson 1: by Nobody: 3:31pm On May 20, 2008
lol sneaky neighbour cheesy
Re: Lesson 1: by olulu(m): 3:58pm On May 20, 2008
for hw much will u girls drop ur clothes for me to take a sneak preview

grin grin grin


nice bus

heard it b4 though, but still love it

grin grin grin
Re: Lesson 1: by aristole(m): 6:04pm On May 20, 2008
remixed!!!
Re: Lesson 1: by folly69(m): 6:07pm On May 20, 2008
heard it b4 bt still like it cheesy

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