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A Love Letter From A Mechanic To An Orange Seller by Nobody: 11:38am On Jul 17, 2013
Hello Gel, I want to write u dis letter.
Becos everyday I saw u opposite with
my workshop.
U saw me & I also saw u everyday. But
I hav wash u 4 a severally time now.
The way ur behavioul
is, nor good for me. I want to take u asa good garlfriend. Because ur
beautyfool garl in dis our town. So I luv u like butafly luv a flower.
Errrmmmmmm, but one thing is dat, want to talk to u but u don’t half tym. Dat is y I shouldn’t came
& talk to u. If u tink dat u cannot read d letter, just phone me & gave me d reply or d answer!
I am doned. Good byeeeeee.
Yours forever,
Mechanical Engineerer, Kunle

THE LOVELY REPLY:
Dear Kunle,
I rily soprice for ur leta. I saw u wen u saw me but I shy and I look down.
The way my hart is doin me I want to folo u but I kannot left my orange
becus this is where I shop. I want to
phone u but you have to resharge me. Ur leta have rily tosh me. If u come to my compand will mit u for backayard.
FROM ur hart, Opeyemi

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Re: A Love Letter From A Mechanic To An Orange Seller by buklan4realyah(f): 4:32pm On Jul 18, 2013
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Re: A Love Letter From A Mechanic To An Orange Seller by Deiok(m): 8:14pm On Jul 18, 2013
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