a few months ago this would not have been a big issue in the UK, especially as every beautiful lady was wrapped up in jackets from head to toe. the problem started with the shocking good turn of weather. the way the London girls have gone out of their way to make men have their john thomases wondering why they have to work all day is alarming. the innocent man on his way to work now finds it hard to cover erections when in trains and buses.

men: have you noticed this trend too?

women: what have we done to deserve this?

lol
someone learnt a new term

even me sef I get harassed by all the show of skin

@hrhotness
lol
yes now, i was getting tired of using 'willie'

the show of skin gets so unbelievely high, heard from someone that most unwanted pregnancy cases come in summer

me i no blame guys oh

i even get turned on by some of what these girls where

Actually Really,  I am about coming to the UK . What I think is You guys and gals should just take am JEJE 

When the erection starts knock the mojo with middle finger e-go dierect sharp sharp.
Kant u control urself? wetin u neffa see b4
make u no rap somebody oh

But the tin too much jare, u will see some their skirt is just like 2 or 3 handkerchief put together with stapler.

@dejiman
if you're planning to act all saint-ish, then just avoid london, these summer girls are ready to start walking about in tongs, especially the 19 to 27ish ones

@presido
abeg i've tried my best, super-tight boxers from matalan has been my saving grace ooh, it's normal with the whites, but now, even naija girls sef are into it.

why the complaint? simply pick one of the many and enjoy the rest of ur summer.

4 Him:

why the complaint? simply pick one of the many and enjoy the rest of your summer.

One or AMAP? . . . . .

leqe:

@presido
abeg i've tried my best, super-tight boxers from matalan has been my saving grace ooh, it's normal with the whites, but now, even naija girls sef are into it.

ha ha

The Sly:

One or AMAP? . . . . .

@sly u go wound oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lege
Matalan will not solve anyffin, just buy those brown solo tape and the tape the tin for your laps anytime
u wanna go out. 50% solved.

The Sly:

One or AMAP? . . . . .

That depends on the energy level of lege. I would suggest 1 for now since this is his first summer to pick. Let him get experience first.

But the tin too much jare, u will see some their skirt is just like 2 or 3 handkerchief put together with stapler.

The shorter the better

stillwater:

The shorter the better

I'm surprised at you oh. . .it's better if the skirt is all the way to the knees na

Dey there

RampantT:

I'm surprised at you oh. . .it's better if the skirt is all the way to the knees na

what's the difference? you can always slide it down if you want.
Better a small one for easier access.

@4him
as for me, i'm a one man one girl type, the problem is that these summer girls can tempt the pope

@rampant
abi ooh

4 Him:

what's the difference? you can always slide it down if you want.
Better a small one for easier access.

Na wa o . . .

Good thing I'm told not to wear skirts jare. . .jean pant all the way

stillwater:

Dey there

dey where. . .

leqe:

@rampant
abi ooh

tell them o^{but you wnt catch me with a long skirt sha}

I see one, one day na only bra and skirt she wear.

leqe:

@4him
as for me, i'm a one man one girl type, the problem is that these summer girls can tempt the pope

then pick one and let ur mind be at rest abi.  

RampantT:

Na wa o . . .

Good thing I'm told not to wear skirts jare. . .jean pant all the way

and u suppose those are more secure?   All it takes is . . .  

chisimdi:

@sly u go wound oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Abeg comot for road. . . . . . . . .Na today?
Im no rookie in that area. . . . . . . . . Thank God for summer though. . .

presido1:

I see one, one day na only bra and skirt she wear.

lmao!!
no blame them na
here, sometimes I wear sports braand tank top to jog, she na my fault the sun is 90 degrees

4 Him:

and u suppose those are more secure? All it takes is . . .

Not really, if the girl is not in the mood, nothing can take it off

The Sly:

Abeg comot for road. . . . . . . . .Na today?
I'm no rookie in that area. . . . . . . . . Thank God for summer though. . .

abi o. , naked beach all the way!!

@4him
i have one, but these summer girls make her look like she's from the 80's. how will man be faithful under this 280atm pressure.

leqe:

@4him
i have one, but these summer girls make her look like she's from the 80's. how will man be faithful under this 280atm pressure.

lmao!!
oh my gawwwwd!!

Look the other way, Lege!!!!!

@topic, Yeah we had a meeting about how we plan to seduce men because there's nothing better to do. We are going to dress lightly not because it's hot but because we want the "innocent" men to stare at us and possibly have an accident while he's at it. Surprisingly, only women wear light clothing during summer. Men cover up and wear thick coats all the time even when there's a heat wave because they are blameless and pure. Happy now?

Rebellious:

@topic, Yeah we had a meeting about how we plan to seduce men because there's nothing better to do. We are going to dress lightly not because it's hot but because we want the innocent men to stare at us. Surprisingly, only women wear light clothes during summer. Men cover up and wear thick coats all the time even when there's a heat wave because they are blameless and pure. Happy now?

you guys have meetings and I was not invited ?

RampantT:

Not really, if the girl is not in the mood, nothing can take it off

true but then . . .  

leqe:

@4him
i have one, but these summer girls make her look like she's from the 80's. how will man be faithful under this 280atm pressure.

if you have one then you shldnt be looking at all. If they are bothering you now what will happen when they strip in ur presence?

RampantT:

you guys have meetings and I was not invited

Check either your voicemail or junk mail. It might be there.

4 Him:

true but then . . .

stop talking in riddles jo. . .but then. . then what?

Rebellious:

Check either your voicemail or junk mail. It might be there.

checking. . .checking. ,
both empty