Booty butt chic: landlord indeed hahahaha am waiting don't run ooo

-Mr Cork-:


...ok Sweeeery, ther u go ..PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE PEGGY..MY WHITE ANGEL...and please dont scrach her face.

sexytabhi: How bout going to the maain business??

booqee: you sound like a lonely depressed man. Anyway wat part of naija dyu reside??

-Mr Cork-:



....sweeery am from London & i dont mean to be rude...you sound like one of those lagos girls who sell bread & egg (noo offfeisese)

how's the weather in keffi, nassarawa state?? Hope harmattan has not cracked ur wide lips?? Hmm How u must like those aboki made bread and egg.
But seriously, for someone who is actually in london you show too much. make i piss apple pie if u don leave naija b4!

mondi_cheeks: How long have u been using ur angel without a number plate?

-Mr Cork-:

This is an advise for future reference...when ever u want to put up yor personal propery like cars on the internet..NEVER EVER EVER include yor number plates..u remove them, put up yor picture & then put it back.

mondi_cheeks: why go through all that stress wen u can always take a pic of urself inside the car and post that instead

mondi_cheeks: How long have u been using ur angel without a number plate?

booqee: hahaha! Mr cork #busted! I aint believing any of dat shyte you're typing bout removing plate numbers! I could've sworn i've seen dat pic somewhere... Its up for sale, so seller put d pic up. Hahaha! Oh my goodness dis is freaking hilarious!

booqee: oya create the receipt sharp sharp via internet and upload. With internet, almost everything is possible. Mr cork issokay abeg, my tummy is aching me from too much laughter pls. Lol

-Mr Cork-:


..really?...so u can finally hang my picture on yor bedroom wall?? ..NO THANKS..u hav to work for it!!!

mondi_cheeks: please my wall looks nice wen it has nothing on it why would i want to spoil it wit ur pic?

-Mr Cork-:

..GREATEST QUESTION ON NAIRALAND EVER...WellDONE!!!...This is an advise for future reference...when ever u want to put up yor personal propery like cars on the internet..NEVER EVER EVER include yor number plates..u remove them, put up yor picture & then put it back. I hav private plates. ARM ROBBER ALERTS...protect yorsef!

...am so shocked u asked the most inteligent question ever...U derserve 2 brazilian wig for that!

-Mr Cork-:


...ok Sweeeery, ther u go ..PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE PEGGY..MY WHITE ANGEL...and please dont scrach her face.

-Mr Cork-:


...SWEEERY..u no i no we no they no you no u want me.. it wudunt hurt to say: Mr Cork...send me yor picture!!

-Mr Cork-:


...ok Sweeeery, ther u go ..PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE PEGGY..MY WHITE ANGEL...and please dont scrach her face.

Monicasque: Poster you keep refering to us as '' you people'' and you keep dissing us and our home. What are you trying to prove, achieve or do? Someone who does like you is someone who is seeing something for the first time. You making so much noise. Its just like if someone is really rich they will not keep making noise about it and dissing others. I think you are very immature with these your comments. So what is wrong with the way we do our things? does it mean that you are better than the rest just because you stay in london? you sound like the kind of a guy who would lie just to score brownie points with his girlfriend's dad

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thats the honest truth

mr cork is somewhere around the states of ebonyi and suleja as we speak