Pick-Up Lines Centered Around the Guy's Career

How are you doing, lady? I am a banker at Zenith Bank or I am an engineer at Shell or Mobil. I am responsible for managing a fund worth over N10 billion naira. Can I take you out on a date?

Pick-Up Lines Centered Around the Status of the Guy's Parents

How are you doing, lady? I am John Doe. My father is Dangote or Otedola or Fashola. You know Fashola is the present Governor of Lagos State. I would like to take you out on a date. Maybe my father can help your father with getting some contracts.


Pick-Up Lines Centered Around the Guy's Wealth

How are you doing, lady? I am John Doe. I presently have over 10 million naira and own a Porsche Panamera and a Range Rover Sport. I also have a nice house in Lekki. Can I come pick you up and take you out in my Range Rover Sport?


Pick-Up Lines Centered Around the Guy's Connections

How are you doing, lady? My name is John Doe. I know Asiwaju Tinubu and Senator Bankole. As a matter of fact, the Honorable Minister of Petroleum just ate lunch with me yesterday. I would like to take you out on a date.


Pick-Up Lines Centered Around the Guy's Overseas Connections

How are you doing, lady? I am John Doe. I live in the UK or the United States. I am presently here visiting on a business trip. I would love to have a lady like you in the United States with me. I am also a United
States citizen. I would like to take you out on a date.



Pick-Up Lines Centered Around the Guy's Promise to Shower the Girl with Gifts

How are you doing, lady? My name is John Doe. A lady like you deserves the finer things in life and deserves to be pampered like a baby's butt. I would like to take you shopping in Dubai, London, Paris, and New York. Can I take you out on a date?

really disappointed

Enegod: really disappointed

why now?

Princek12:
why now?

smh

Very funny

d kinda gal dat wl fall for ds are hungry gals or d 1 s who wana chop....
U neva knw persn u dn dy tel am say u knw ds and dat..

This NL age group poll has revealed alot.

This post is clearly stating that 9ja girls are gold diggers and have eyes as big as an owl's. Op, jeki won gba e mu

Enegod: really disappointed

In what, exactly?

Una. No well sir, una think sey na all get tym for dat because one person dey am no mean sey na everybody dey do am. Fyn, momey matters but its not always bout how much u v got but how much love. Let's learn n stop ridiculing our ladies.

Enegod: really disappointed

Disgustingly dissappointed

Fairy tale eh? Who says all these btw.

Op,You need some Slaps and some Army Style Kick on your Balls

Abu Mikey:
Op,You need some Slaps and some Army Style Kick on your Balls

you dey craze

Utter rubbish!

Lame lines... But, it will be very effective if used on most nigerian girls... You know those are exactly the kinda things they wanna hear...

sexkillz: Smh

Smy.

Shaking my yansh

It will only work for hungry chics joor

smothly: It will only work for hungry chics joor

The thing is; a vast majority of naija girls are hungry by default

@OP
What flavour of ganja do you smoke?

switdil: Una. No well sir, una think sey na all get tym for dat because one person dey am no mean sey na everybody dey do am. Fyn, momey matters but its not always bout how much u v got but how much love. Let's learn n stop ridiculing our ladies.

keep quiet! Nor be una wey I know?

190: but its Sooooooooooooooo true!


Nice one OP

u hit the nail on the head

Thanks for appreciating the realism in my post. Other commenters are feigning ignorance as to the truthfulness of my post and are acting as if Nigerian girls don't fall for those lines. I do believethat inside their hearts they know I am 100% correct. The truth is very, very bitter.

190: but its Sooooooooooooooo true!


Nice one OP

u hit the nail on the head