Pastor ‘Waters’ His Congregants with His Semen Calling It ‘Divine Milk’
Posted on July 31 2013 by Efe Tega

Pastor ‘Waters’ His Congregants with His Semen Calling It ‘Divine Milk’
A Brazilian Evangelical pastor, Valdeci Sobrino Picanto has been arrested after deceiving his church members that his semen is divine milk of the Holy Spirit.

He also told his flock that his penis is blessed. He further said in order to ‘evangelize’, he had to release that ‘consecrated divine milk’.

One of the victims of his deception said, “He had convinced us that the only way God could come into our lives was through our mouth and that’s why he would do what he did.

“Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and ask us to have MouthAction with him until the Holy Spirit would come through his ejaculation”.

The pastor, who is already in jail has vowed to continue ‘watering’ his cellmates with his ‘sacred milk’.



http://ireporterstv.co/pastor-waters-his-congregants-with-his-semen-calling-it-divine-milk/

Hmm wentin man no go hear... End time o

He shd be taken to the zoo the snakes nid it more.

this serious o, divine annointing.

[size=20pt]SPAM[/size] PISS BE UNTO YOU. . .DEAR BRETHREN!

This wan to convert to terrorism ISLAM!

NDI 'CHRISTIANS' di kwa egwu o!

Mu che che che che

WWJD!(WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?)

All the church followers should be flogged for believing him in the first place.

This is what happens when people believe their pastors more than their God.

Imagine what would happen if our Pastors start telling their followers to embrace suicide bombing.

hmmmm things dey happen

Hyatahahahahahahahhahaha shege mr pastor Kai my belle wan tiyaaa!

Paretomaster:
Pastor ‘Waters’ His Congregants with His Semen Calling It ‘Divine Milk’
Posted on July 31 2013 by Efe Tega

Pastor ‘Waters’ His Congregants with His Semen Calling It ‘Divine Milk’
A Brazilian Evangelical pastor, Valdeci Sobrino Picanto has been arrested after deceiving his church members that his semen is divine milk of the Holy Spirit.

He also told his flock that his penis is blessed. He further said in order to ‘evangelize’, he had to release that ‘consecrated divine milk’.

One of the victims of his deception said, “He had convinced us that the only way God could come into our lives was through our mouth and that’s why he would do what he did.

“Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and ask us to have MouthAction with him until the Holy Spirit would come through his ejaculation”.

The pastor, who is already in jail has vowed to continue ‘watering’ his cellmates with his ‘sacred milk’.



http://ireporterstv.co/pastor-waters-his-congregants-with-his-semen-calling-it-divine-milk/

OMG!!!! Oh my goodness!!!

What a very funny story! Can't stop laughing.

@Bolded...

MODs una no go use this news grace front page?

Paretomaster:
Pastor ‘Waters’ His Congregants with His Semen Calling It ‘Divine Milk’
Posted on July 31 2013 by Efe Tega

Pastor ‘Waters’ His Congregants with His Semen Calling It ‘Divine Milk’
A Brazilian Evangelical pastor, Valdeci Sobrino Picanto has been arrested after deceiving his church members that his semen is divine milk of the Holy Spirit.

He also told his flock that his penis is blessed. He further said in order to ‘evangelize’, he had to release that ‘consecrated divine milk’.

One of the victims of his deception said, “He had convinced us that the only way God could come into our lives was through our mouth and that’s why he would do what he did.

“Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and ask us to have MouthAction with him until the Holy Spirit would come through his ejaculation”.

The pastor, who is already in jail has vowed to continue ‘watering’ his cellmates with his ‘sacred milk’.



http://ireporterstv.co/pastor-waters-his-congregants-with-his-semen-calling-it-divine-milk/

Which kain cruise be this one for God's sake?

rubbish story

Hilarious! How come people believe insane pastors like this one? There are many of his kind in Naija too- "Rev" King et al. People should learn to read the holy books themselves so they are not deceived.

Hmmm hw gullible. Dis is indeed insane.Holy ghost frm joystick juice? Crazy!!!

FISH BRAIN CONGREGATION!!!!!SMH

Buhahahas!



**falls down from garri tree**



Jokes section, please!

Somehow I find it hard to believe this story...

Na jazz?

Ishilove: Somehow I find it hard to believe this story...

Na jazz?

it's not, nwanyi oma

if it were T.B Joshua, it'll end up the same way
I tire for religion sef

joeydozzy:

it's not, nwanyi oma

if it were T.B Joshua, it'll end up the same way
I tire for religion sef

Such things can't work on me because I have the Holy Spirit living in me. It is when you are not spiritually discerning that this kind of rubbish will work on you. Asides that, shey dem no dey read bible ni?

That's Mouth Action things!


I thought its only in Naija that miracle seekers could be fooled. So brazilians gbeff like this?


Spermaspiritz!

Ishilove:
Such things can't work on me because I have the Holy Spirit living in me. It is when you are not spiritually discerning that this kind of rubbish will work on you. Asides that, shey dem no dey read bible ni?

They may also do all what you do. They're desperate for miracles. The only person that they believe God is using preached that God made him a "SPIRITUAL COW"

They want the holy milk

Chai..d pastor go don lean o..but som peepz can b gullible sha