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Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by seedord247(m): 9:19am On Aug 07, 2013 |
I had sexxx with this saint gurl a month ago and she's not that attrative. But the problem is, the condom burst while i was overspeeding. She called me 2 hours ago to tell me that her cycle is a day late and she thinks that she's pregnant (i pray its negative shaa). I'm not worried bout the preg but what am worried bout is the baby physically structure... Any fellas in my shoe?. 1 Like |
Re: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by fredopayee(m): 9:35am On Aug 07, 2013 |
When the container arrives, then what you imported would be unveil to you. 8 Likes |
Re: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by seedord247(m): 10:44am On Aug 07, 2013 |
fredopayee: When the container arrived, then what you imported will be unveiled to you. Lol. Make the package resemble me ooo 1 Like |
Re: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by yiboboy: 11:17am On Aug 07, 2013 |
The good thing about being extremely good looking like moi is that u guaranteed cute babies, even if u mate with an orangutan! |
Re: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by Nobody: 11:30am On Aug 07, 2013 |
Dont worry, since u can manage to have s ex with her, you can also manage the baby. Abi u never hear monkey no fine but him papa like am 3 Likes |
Re: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by ferhyntorlah(f): 11:36am On Aug 07, 2013 |
Funny thread. What you see is what you get(WYSIWYG). 1 Like |
Re: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by Nobody: 11:43am On Aug 07, 2013 |
D container should nt be over load |
Re: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by seedord247(m): 11:55am On Aug 07, 2013 |
Chillisauce: Dont worry, since u can manage to have s ex with her, you can also manage the baby. Hahaha... Na friendly match we played ooo. I never knew she was jjc in this i would have take to wally to buy plan B. |
Re: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by Nobody: 12:05pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
Na wa, wetin person go see for nairaland |
Re: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by coogar: 12:16pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
seedord247: I had sexxx with this saint gurl a month ago and she's not that attrative. But the problem is, the condom burst while i was overspeeding. look at this clown - you are worried about an ugly baby when you should be worried about ugly gifts like HIV or herpes! 6 Likes |
Re: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by Nobody: 12:28pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
Lol @ over speeding But @ op are you fine too ? Just asking You should also consider the post above me too. |
Re: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by seedord247(m): 12:43pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
coogar: Mr twerp i dont wanna go down that lane with you. If your hyperhidrosis brain cant comprehend condom burst then imma advice you to donate your brain for the next research in kenya zoo. 3 Likes |
Re: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by seedord247(m): 12:45pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
adaobi123: Lol @ over speeding Sweeety... I dont have any problem if the baby have my gene. I'm more than endowed. |
Re: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by coogar: 12:46pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
seedord247: so your tobacco-stained braincells cannot process the fact that your condom busting might have exposed you to sëxually transmitted infections? did you school under a mango tree? bloody nuisance, your mates are busy working to make ends meet whilst you are chubby-chasing. 7 Likes |
Re: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by Nobody: 12:48pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
coogar: Next time he should just wear 3 of those china made rubbers and use rubber band and hold them together. That will ensure its durability during the rough ride session. 2 Likes |
Re: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by Nobody: 12:50pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
seedord247: Whatever you say. But still get checked out though. Chillisauce: |
Re: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by seedord247(m): 12:51pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
coogar: Mr dreck.. If i'm worried about that i would have consult my doctor not a ressurected ape like you. Inlgorious slowpoke of a forsaken village monster. 2 Likes |
Re: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by Nobody: 12:52pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
seedord247: Is ok. He is just kidding. ... No fight abeg! |
Re: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by seedord247(m): 12:55pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
Chillisauce: Lol. I know the damned oaf. This is not the 1st time we doing this.. He always try to get attention with is wack medical grammatology. |
Re: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by Nobody: 12:58pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
I just dont want your thread to be locked before you get a solution to the problem |
Re: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by coogar: 1:02pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
seedord247: you are a bumbling oaf....you are in your mid-30s and you still put topics as nauseating as this? does that not show you're irresponsible? whose fault is it that you slept wïth a minger?
you are a product of an incestuous union.... old for nothing charlatan that does not know how to keep his zippers up. bloody chubby-chaser. i hope all the STIs in this world multiplied by 3 can be found inside you. 3 Likes |
Re: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by seedord247(m): 1:04pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
Thanks chillisauce memh. I think imma bypasss the coven eeediot and lets the intellectual folks talks. But still, I pray she aint pregnant cuz i aint ready to pay that child support sh*t. I think i have learn my lesson thou. I aint gonna take advantage of JJC again. |
Re: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by Nobody: 1:06pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
Minger ?!?! When was the last time I heard that word ? |
Re: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by Ifyann: 1:12pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
LWKMD @ op i don't think you shld be worried about the baby's looks bc most times it doesn't work like that. You shld be worried about contacting STD from the burst bc of ur so called over speeding. |
Re: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by seedord247(m): 1:18pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
coogar: Why are you getting irate over my worries bloke? Bushwa why cant you go to the doctor to examine your brain if they are still active. so be ing responsible is staying on NL 24/7 trying to get attention of gaumless chicks just bcus you live on government benefits. Done with you for today 2 Likes |
Re: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by Nobody: 1:27pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
Hahahah Munger Amen ! Amin!! Iseeeeeeee!!!! All my enemies will continue to lose their minds forever.... Fugly babies inclusive hahahahaha |
Re: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by coogar: 2:15pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
seedord247: irate over your chubby-chasing fetishism? i could care less. i am only astounded at the fact that an old homoerotic nuisance like yourself can come online to spew nonsense.... what examples are you laying for your children? whose responsibility is it if you cannot wear condoms the right way or did you use a used condom?
your propensity to stretch the borders of idiocy is peerless. you have the intelligence of a zygote - you let a condom bust while you are screwing a pröstitute - how moronic can a man be at 35? just so you know, if you marry a fool like yourself, you would produce idïots! 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by baby124: 2:17pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
Rotflmao. Looool. You don't want people to say "wow, that's your baby? Interesting". You need to go for HIV and std test though. Not everyone is as saintly as they appear. infact most are not. |
Re: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by wonlasewonimi: 2:18pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
seedord247: I had sexxx with this saint gurl a month ago and she's not that attrative. But the problem is, the condom burst while i was overspeeding. Sorry no fellas in your stinking shoe. |
Re: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by coogar: 2:25pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
wonlasewonimi: even at 15, i would be embarrassed to write something as pitiful as that. "i slept wïth an unattractive female and the condoms busted" - is this a way of beating one's chest that one got laid or how does one explain this puerile/infantile thread? i won't be surprised if this seedord is a virgin or a eunuch. men that get laid don't sound their trumpets. oloshious fellow was probably hoping to make a hit with this thread that's bereft of intelligence. 3 Likes |
Re: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by wonlasewonimi: 2:34pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
coogar: Coogar, I think you should teach him how to improve his next to nothing skills. |
Re: Be Honest!!!. Who's Afraid Of Having An Ugly Baby. by coogar: 2:37pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
wonlasewonimi: that's a hard grind..... i would have to surgically implant a camel's penis on seedord's groin. such surgeries cost hundreds of thousands of pounds. i don't have that kind of funds for humanitarian purposes. 1 Like |
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