lol

this is a killer

Her Cah HiTTED the Admirals Cah

by the way is it" tortoise" or "tortis"

Can you pls "reverse back"

Then the all timer " I will give you "another last chance".

Should it not be another opportunity to atone yourself?

Once u reach the airport enter taxi and tell him to take u to ikoyi club

my eyez is aching me, maybe sleep is cah-shin me

madam, gimme mineras

in my own personal opinion. . .

i wan to MESS!

hehe. . .

;d

, reason why,

HAY you boys! you this girl! are you trying me?

where is Gamine oooooo! i've missed this thread,

you see, hai went to hovaseez to d yoo-ni-va-si-ti to read kom-pyoo-tah

then one naija film i watched, muma gee said there will be[b] reshufflement[/b] in the cabinet,

so lyk wot do u bring come, or u no bring somtin com back?

hai av not retun back na, so chillax, wen i come i wee bring cloth and plenty fine fine dress , what es do you want?

i wan shokolate, sweatah (harmattan dey now), and cash. no story o

don't worry, i wee bring pullhovah and shokolate, hand d cash, but e wee not plenty o! and hai wee buy pafyoom too

ho, ok! pwease no buy d giftz again just combine d money join d cash and send quick;itz for my skool fee money. u can waya it sef

Na yam

~~You people have me cracking up~~

We have these slangs in Liberia also!!

"I will beet u ooh"~~I will beat you

"I will konk your head ooo"~~I will knock your head

"U better respek urself"~~U better respect yourself~~

"Who u fooling,na me,I baking u ohhh"~~Who do u think u are lying too,Not me,I beg u~~

"get from my face before i land a hot slap on your face"~~Get away from me before i slap u

"I wan go pepe"~~I wanna use the bathroom

'i going take bath"~~I am going to shower

"u stupid peekin,u greesy ehn"~~U stupid boy,U are so greedy

'come plat my hair"~~Come braid my hair

"u sign"~~U are not sign

honeric01:

Na yam

maybe o, because no be beans at all!!!

biko speeik heengrish!

m.i:

biko speeik heengrish!

Lol, that's some of the annoying Nigerian sayings here in Lagos,
Boya lomo means Maybe you know
Shandi lomo means 20 naira boys ( Agberos and Police salaries)lol,

Tell me about Native PH sayings, (Mind you, I bi Pure bini boi)

i should eat it? _instead of_ should i eat it?

page what? -instead of- what page?


naija sef nawa

lol

The whole indomie being used to describe anything noodles and so on is called Generic Trademark,
It actually is really common when the product has a big market share.
it's not just nigeria,its all around.

Guy,i want to AXE you something? (ask)
Remember V boot(Early 90's Mercedes Benz)-My papa don buy V boot.
or Peugeot Pick up truck(peacock) i used to think wtf? why name a car peacock.

You pipo o! i dey greet! *knocks and asks loudly* "OUS?!" na who dey hia so?

Just lerrin ya'll know that i still dey this threat like dele o, jus lerrin you know in case of incasity!

Gamine? Goodass? hehe report back!

Don't ya'll just love these things that help you spot a Naija person from miles away?

that comment was against 'my person'

somebody of my status and calibre cannot speak against the person of Prof Soludo

I forwarded it to yourself

I absolutely can't stand these:
"are you hearing the odor" which means "do you smell it?"
"i should take?" which means "can I have it". I always reply with "no, you shouldn't take" 
"berra" for "better" (I guess an attempt at an American accent?    I dont get this one though.
Finally, I really can't stand:
"how do you mean?" wth?!! How do you mean what?!! what happened to "what do you mean?"

ghettochyk:


"how do you mean?" wth?!! How do you mean what?!! what happened to "what do you mean?"

I think this is correct when you are explaining a particular procedure/process

Hospirall = hospital = popularised by Saidi Balogun nigerian actor