Lez go to OVAseaz. Im at a lost for words

when we go to ovaseaz, we we put our cloth in a great big boss

Boss!! Lmao! In sec sch, i could slap someone that says this!
Mehn, u hv crackd me up bigtym!, im goin 2 slept, gu nyt!

m.i:

rotflmao! you hit a sore spot with that one!!! janding ke?

me i we be exin Naija very soon

Gamine:

Lez go to OVAseaz. I'm at a lost for words

m.i:

when we go to ovaseaz, we we put our cloth in a great big boss

ROTFLMAO!!!! THE BEST EXCHANGE. . . . HANDS DOWN! 

My tummy is about to buss

Petrol (gas) station attendant to driver:

Madam, e ko idi yin s'ibi k'ati nozzle bo

translation: Madam, back that thing up so that I can insert the nozzle  no mention of the car

Rotflmao!! Classic. .  . talk about your double entendre and the beauty of it - He wasn't trying! 

There are writers they pay big money to come of up stuff like that. Ay! Naija is where the talent is at!!

Ah u just reminded of me of smtn, bck in sch, e go buss. D girl that said,

it became her nikname 4 lyf. E GO BUSS. Lmao!! Gurunyt o!

Gamine:

Hehehe
A bey ne za. Too much gra gra! were did gra gra originate frm sef

Gra Gra is classic Yoruba!

Haven't you noticed. . . make up a word, use it twice or three time and viola it has meaning.

A'ight check this out

Take is easy, don't be gba gba like that now

You will just be opening your mouth kaka kaka all over the place.

That's how she will be acting shin shin shin like butter can't melt in her mouth

Don't mind him ooh, that's how he looks fi fi fi like something is wrong with his eyes

. . . . . . Lmao and Imagine it's even sweeter when you are speaking Yoruba.

Olori gudu gudu. . . Lmao, it makes no sense but if you understand Yoruba, you are prolly thinking someone with a rough or big head.

God! I love that language

Good Night. . . abi Morning, oh jare.

LOL.

i love yoruba too. such a fun lingo

your man e get e kuro kuro


Fuel is FOO-el.

A receipt is a "re-seeped,"

Wednesday is pronounced exactly as written — Wed-nes-day

And Yes -----------------------------YELLLLLS.

Yells pleax, i we take the buss.

h-all of u meikin jess of h-os . . ur paxpohtz h-ar hiabai konfixkeited

YE!

*shreiks at "h-all"*

Sammy107_d:

*shreiks at "h-all"*

wat wil u take; rice, beans or 'swallow'?

hun?

hey condoh (conductor in lag, kondokta up north), abeg gif me mai change, i wan drop.  

no chance. commot!

Sammy107_d:

hun?  

u wan dey form now, h-okay. i'll [i]ax [/i]again

we u take rice, beans or 'swallow'/'solid'?  

solid? fire!!! jus gif me 1 fishro, 2 skosh egg, u af keshup?

teacher (to 2 male students): y r u 2 dsturbn d class, watz wrong wt u?

1st stdnt (pointin at d other studnt): e touch my 'thing'

teachr: wch thing?

1st studnt: e touch my 'thing'

teahcr: i said wch thing (tapping d student wt cain o)?

1st student: yeee! e touch my 'thiinnngggg'

'thing' = ?  

Sammy107_d:

solid? fire!!! jus gif me 1 fishro, 2 skosh egg, u af keshup?

poor water, eyez water or minera? do quick i wan go mox, time 4 prayah!

common dont talk to me like dat. do you know who ayam? call your oga for me. gimme small stout first.

for Naira land’s

My cousin and I are falling over ourselves laughing our behinds off!!


Off Topic

@ Gamine
Found some more smiley's just quote my post for the link.

Sammy107_d:

common don't talk to me like that. do you know who ayam? call your oga for me. gimme small stout first.

oga? ho  u mean mai boss

@Baby Jinx  

@Gamine, yells o! we we put all hour cloth,like my segzy alter neck top, and even sezzier lay-mon coloured trozzis, and my jello loh-fahs (loafers)

@Sammy, do you know who i am? infat, call dat oga na na na, we have to block

so what dd u dos all day, lie naa make i cash u say na briwse u just briwse since mony


@Baby, i no understand o

my sista, i cannot lie, na juss na i come here, i read and crashed all day because this nairaland of a thing kept me up till like 4 am!! na, is your tun, juss lie and te me that you were browse

Gamine:


@Baby, i no understand o

More Smileys For You

m.i:

my sista, i cannot lie, na juss na i come here, i read and crashed all day because this nairaland of a thing kept me up till like 4 am!! na, is your tun, juss lie and te me that you were browse

Rotflmao!!!! I swear we need a book for this!!! This is Hilarious stuffs

Lmao@ at nairaland keeping you up. Me. . . I've stopped trying to I pretend I can give it up and the worst part. . . I've dragged my cousin into it. She used to be the voice of reason, now both of us are lost causes. 

LOL.

Thanks.

I can't count how many people ive dragged into it, they mostly read

and ROTFL.

as i sidon fo ma hass from morrin to ivnin, NEPA go don tek lait

Sammy107_d:

common don't talk to me like that. do you know who ayam? call your oga for me. gimme small stout first.

ROFLMAO!

Baby Jinx:

More Smileys For You


Rotflmao!!!! I swear we need a book for this!!! This is Hilarious stuffs

Lmao@ at nairaland keeping you up. Me. . . I've stopped trying to I pretend I can give it up and the worst part. . . I've dragged my cousin into it. She used to be the voice of reason, now both of us are lost causes.  

No kiddin! every hour, i tell myself that i'm logging out, it's adddddictive sometimes!!

oh, and i noticed "stuffs" was in italics, am i correct to assume that it bothers you as well?!!! have lots of friends that say it and it makes me want to tear my hair out!!! stuff[b]s[/b] ke? lol

if una make book, i go buy am o!

@Gamine, ah,.NEPA took light in my own house o

Everybody must bring his or her book toe my hass