Rotflmao! God hep me, I can't stop lavving.

m.i and Gamine, borof u takerisy. . . we don't any bosking mash here.

Werin be all dis melz?

Speaking of Naija media;

natnal Cake

leaders of tomorrow

sorry for the break in transmishun due to power nepa phcn failure

[size=5pt]blunt headlines[/size] 120 [size=22pt]peRIShEd[/size] in plane crash

baby Jins, norratoll, Gamine is mai pesinal pesin naw

lol @ National cake, National moin moin nko?

ooh, and this is post number 419 on this topic, by the way , na only for my turn wey e go be like that o, *hisss

with vacancies or just someone feeling good about themselves

I work for one of the best insurance company in nigeria- s/he wont really say which one

A leading firm requires the service of an accountant- leading firm me ass!

a security man attached to one of the banks- I am a banker

love watching nta

@Disguy,, mehnnn! like the jobless police men/women that are assigned to shell R.A, na so dem go yan say "yes, i work in shell", mchuu

Like one dude said,

im into security, i work at Zenith bank

see pesin dey say na computer securities and the kind,

only for pesin to reash there, see na Security for Gate

Pipu eh!!!


Main-Why, M.I

Less ku ku fiss Hanita baker

i tins dat one wee fit ur earth bester.


Babee jins, no wahala o, no kain!

cant fuhget d whipping impasse got durin d 1993 elections annulment. dem flog am die!

ds 1 on NL: 'A man sexing a bla bla bla


r yall hearin me?

Hanita baker we fit me weh weh o, d more i tink habout it,

do you know what i had on the redyo today? wan pastor said "it's not as if you come to chush to have fond", i nearly piss mai pant,

how about people that go, "hey you gyal/boy", or"gerraway you"

See am throwing a pah-TY

they will kee Ca-O and kee Shiken

wee you comes?

Gamine:

See am throwing a pah-TY

they will kee Ca-O and kee Shiken

wee you comes?

shua i wee b dia life!

i wee kom inside my new e-ro-plein cos my moto jam katapillah n itz still yet wt d mekanik

still yet,

ROTFLMAO!!

Goot!!

but CHAIRMAN you too get switmaut

dem go don de kuk di sup n oda mende mende wen yu de rich haus fo d pah-t

@Goodass, hour see-two-ei-shuns har holmos see-milla, but mai own is that my moto jammed the heroplen, don't ax me ow it appund, all i we say is that my dry-fah don't use to hia word

@Gamine, correct!! trow de pati, make all of us come jolly i wan to shop ca-O peppersoup o!

m.i:

@Goodass, hour see-two-ei-shuns har holmos see-milla, but mai own is that my moto jammed the heroplen, don't ax me ow it appund, all i we say is that my dry-fah don't use to hia word

itz a lie! so it appund two yu two. wat was d heroplen drifa minding dat he left heavn 2 com jam ur moto, hen? we must konfixcate his drivin lisense because y, him no get sense at all. how cld he av drove lyk dat?! shio   

Gamine:

still yet,

ROTFLMAO!!

Goot!!

but CHAIRMAN you too get switmaut

them go don de kuk di sup n oda mende mende when yu de rich haus fo d pah-t

still yet? datz d most funniest phrase av heard. wu talk am?

talkn abt d pah-ti i hop dere wil b enof jwice on d table n 2-legged jwice 2 rok d 9t wt? abi make i com wt area boiz n gurls?

ow abt d moosik?

n i hop it is saf ursef o cos i lyk 2 belleful

Moyola:

r u from bend-el? abi u've not eaten 9t food?

lol @ bendel

@ post

I dey go shit

In class

S-kuse me Sa, Moyo iz shewin chin-gorm!!

my pipu wetin kon happun na

wetin do ur Han-set

i bin dey ring una, you no dey hanser

abi u OFF ya fone?

of which, d parri was too mush.

tens for comesin

Gamine:

my pipu wetin kon happun na

wetin do ur Han-set

i bin dey ring una, you no dey hanser

abi u OFF ya phone?
of which, d parri was too mush.

tens for comesin

Buahaha! Those ones are the classics!

in fact d parri sweet.

so there4 on behaf of maisef n d organizin persins, we say thanks u.

Gamine:

my pipu wetin kon happun na

wetin do ur Han-set

i bin dey ring una, you no dey hanser

abi u OFF ya phone?

of which, d parri was too mush.

tens for comesin

my set is halweis ON. na network problem. in fact u just rememberd me of getting d l8est gsm in town. i don buy set down 4 their sinm. am not sending whether itz sheap or not.

Na God oo!

Wish fone u bin dey buy.

non-kia? tarty-tea-ri ten

hin fat, that nu netwok, i bin don re saf my num bah

it izz da bombs!!

Gamine:

Na God oo!

Wish phone u bin dey buy.

non-kia? tarty-tea-ri ten

hin fat, that nu netwok, i bin don re saf my num bah

it izz da bombs!!

bombs! eeeeeeee. eva since bomb bloh at cantonement bharak, i stop playin wt bombs. na bums level i dey nau.

you have to be up and doing - sounds funny but is probably correct but over used!

I cant join issue with her

pomp and pageantry

father of the day, royal father of the day, guest of honour, religious father of the day blah blah blah

Its not only in Nigeria you have Father of the day n co.

Stand UP

Please can You REPEAT AGAIN

It was RETURNED BACK

u werent at d occasion, u misd o. occasn = function

he's survived by (insert name) - USA, London, haba!

senior studnt 2 junior 'enter ur sandal n 4llow me'

datz my senior/junior brother

Gamine:

Its not only in Nigeria you have Father of the day n co.

never heard it anywhere else!


gainfully employed- employed, working

wannabe big gal probably a tv adict= ma man has to be tall, [b]dark and handsome [/b] uhm you're in naija!

turkey and coco- _{i swear i didnt make it up!!}

av not seen d 2 both of u eva since!

lolol

oh my

M.I don loss?

have you EAT this morning?