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Application Form To Marry My Daughter by sirwilli(m): 7:29pm On Aug 27, 2013
APPLICATION FORM TO
MARRY MY
DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN OWN
HAND WRITTING AND IN
BLOCK LETTERS. I, _______________ , hereby
apply to marry your
daughter Sir.
I am _____ years old.
Please answer the following
questions honestly.
1. Do you go to church?
Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or
diploma? Yes/No.
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/
No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/
No.
If your answer to any of the above questions
was NO, do not continue.
Leave my house
and
don't look back. If all your
answers were YES, then continue.
1. In 50 words or more,
describe the
disadvantages of cheating
in marriage.
_______________ _____ _______________ _____
2. With the aid of a
diagram, explain how you
can give respect to your
father in-law or
mother in-law. 3. Suppose your wife says,
"honey, I need
money for my hair-style at
the saloon", what
would you answer?
_______________ _____ _______________ _____
4. Explain any TEN causes
of divorce.
_______________ _____
_______________ _____
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean
to you? _______________ _____
_______________
_____
6. Do you have both dad
and mum? Yes/No. If No, explain why?
7. Were your parents
legally married? Yes/No. If
YES, for how long?
If the time of their marriage
is less than your age, explain why you were
born out of
wedlock.
8. Explain the meaning of
''COME HOME EARLY"
as used by women. (100 words)
9. Give any THREE reasons
that can cause a
man to sleep outside his
house.
10. In case of divorce, who do you think is
the owner of the kids
between father and
mother?
Answer the following by
Yes or No. 1. Do you drink alcohol?
Yes/No.
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No.
3. Are you short-tempered?
Yes/No.
LAST PART, BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT.
1. When can you be free for
interviews?
_______________ _____
2. When can be the best
time to interview your dad? _______________
_____
3. When can I interview
your mum?
_______________ _____
4. When can I interview your church pastor.
5. Please stick your
passport size photo
below, which will be put in
newspaper to
check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ___________
Sign again: __________
Thank you for showing
interest in my
daughter. Your application will be
processed
in 1year and six months
time.
You will be acknowledged
only if you emerge successful.
As you are waiting, please
don't call me, or
visit me, or contact my
daughter, you will be
disqualified. Leave your details in case I
need to ask you
more questions.
Postal Address:
_______________ _______
_______________ _______ _______________ _______
Email: _______________ _______
Phone: _______________ _______
Facebook: _______________
______

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