ighoosagie: S-stay
T- together
A- and
R- romance.

So sad my dad's funeral is already past, I'd av invite u 2 help us pick d empty bottles, n lata meet u needs.

U no every na.


D gods re wise

St_Black: Wetin dey sele for here?
......
E ja mi si bo se nlo

Garri the 1st:

No wahala...

but bros I observe say e be like say ur wife get belle ooo. Abeg when she born nor fail to tell me. Infact just tell me how many months she dey now make I fit dey follow up.

My blessing no fit miss me twice times....

ighoosagie: dancing azonto @ Lincoln memorial.



I need ur help right now, it very difficult 2 p0ke my pregnant wife now, as she's already 9months n almost due 4 delivery.




Which style 'd u suggest I shud b using on her dis period in oda not 2 hurt ur betrothed wife in her womb?


D gods re wise

Garri the 1st:

Bros you well so??

Abi na d monkey tail dey confuse you like this...abeg take am easy ooo...

Wetin concern me and how you wan take "otobo" ya woman??

Abi wetin concern fowl with toothpick??

I say when she born inform me so that I go show base on beer matter you dey ask about style. If you like "shook" walking stick inside you hear....

ighoosagie: u know if I don't otobo her very well dis period, it cud block her ovodus licrudus n might lead 2 CS . CS cost a lot n dats gonna affect ur ministry, hence u ll b served garri n monkey tail instead of Star n gulder.



D gods re wise .

Garri the 1st:
For more info talk to Madam Waitress, she be Prof for d matter...

berem: Is this what the thread is all about? what kind of yeye talk is this? abi sonetin dey worry you? mtscheeew!!

Garri the 1st:

Ok bros.... I dey feel you... Two suggestions...

1. When you wan enter d place try to enter through back door.

2. As a two-star general once in a while you can administer a "two-finger salute" to clear road...

For more info talk to Madam Waitress, she be Prof for d matter...

1. mk I enter d place n no go look uche face.

2. I no 2 lik salute, na plate I lik 2 wash wit my tongue, just lik

ighoosagie: 1. mk I enter d place n no go look uche face.

2. I no 2 lik salute, na plate I lik 2 wash wit my tongue, just lik

OAM4J:

This is beer parlour, be nice to customers and dont get angry at them.

Erm... what were they talking about sef?

berem: Is this what the thread is all about? what kind of yeye talk is this? abi sonetin dey worry you? mtscheeew!!

Garri the 1st:

Wetin dey worry dis woman sef...

Why your eye dey red??

Shebi na because I nor gree give you tip??

Nor let me report you give ya oga ooo...

berem: If this is how customers will be gossiping about me as a waitress, i will either resign or break someone's head with a bottle! I no dey look face. I am only a waitress and nothing more!

Garri the last, take time!!

CFCfan: That awkward moment when se.xual talks are allowed in the Politics chatroom, but banned in the Romance "Derailers paradise"

Garri the 1st:

Nor worry I go soon port go another joint....

This your bar wen person nor dey even see free beer drink sef....

Since morning I don sit down here nobody fit even push one bottle come my corner make I use take see front.... Stingy Peoples!!!!

Mtscheeeewww...

CFCfan: That awkward moment when se.xual talks are allowed in the Politics chatroom, but banned in the Romance "Derailers paradise"

CFCfan: That awkward moment when se.xual talks are allowed in the Politics chatroom, but banned in the Romance "Derailers paradise"

berem: Are you serious? It's been a while i visited the Romance derailers paradise thread. What do you expect?

Read my signature, that's the main reason.

berem: Don't fucck with me garri! forget say i be waitress. nor lemme design ya face with bottle!

Inshort, wetin you wan drink? make i go bring am!

ighoosagie: in obj voice: dis ur sigsignature is made 4 ota farmers

deeptesting:

E take u e eternity to bring the first bottle for me, I wonder how long e go take u to give me the second bottle.....Waitress I beg bring your ear close make I ask u something.

berem: wetin you wan tell me? better be something good or else i have an empty bottle with me to break someone's head.

deeptesting:

No vex I beg, u dey work here on weekends?

berem: No!