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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by hayorlad: 2:58pm On Jul 19, 2017 |
Comedy: Hayorlad Laughing Gas (Ep - New Creature https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaoi0W1LxZg&feature=youtu.be |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Japhethyheez: 2:40pm On Jul 23, 2017 |
Do you want to die are you tired of life Are you fed up and don't want to continue with life again?? Don't jump in the lagoon anymor don't take poison anymore!! Just take a Yoruba girls pant and smell it. You will join your ancestors immediately don't thank me joor 2 Likes |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Damzy624(m): 3:51pm On Jul 24, 2017 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by kloppzy(m): 7:29am On Jul 25, 2017 |
Lol!!!!!
Strange but true No english dictionary has been able to explain the different between the two words, FINISHED & COMPLETE. Some people even testify that there is no difference, but let wake up and face the reality!!!! The different is clear ........................ ........................ ........................ ........................ When you marry the right woman,you are COMPLETELTY fine, but when you marry the wrong woman you are FINISHED!!! In exam hall,you don't know the answer but, a friend beside you knows the answer, you are COMPLETELY fine,but when you entered a bus and it your turn to pay, unfortunately you can't find your wallet, you are FINISHED. When your girlfriend knows her boundary and does not request for expensive items, you are COMPLETELY fine, But if she keeps requesting for ......................... ......................... ......................... IPHONE8 Guy just know that you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!!! You better know the difference now!! |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by PoWConsulting: 8:50am On Jul 26, 2017 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by severus(m): 6:59am On Jul 27, 2017 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by severus(m): 7:00am On Jul 27, 2017 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by hayorlad: 10:53am On Jul 27, 2017 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Damzy624(m): 2:57am On Jul 28, 2017 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by bmanbee(m): 9:25am On Jul 28, 2017 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by miraycool(m): 6:09pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXJ3-dOSdss check this Amazing performance out. |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Easylife338: 1:00am On Jul 31, 2017 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by ayolatv: 3:37pm On Aug 01, 2017 |
dont dull...here is a chance for you to be on tv, guys
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Damzy624(m): 12:17pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by hayorlad: 8:34pm On Aug 02, 2017 |
The love of woman is the beginning of... Check it out here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekbE4NdPvAc 1 Like |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Damzy624(m): 1:15am On Aug 04, 2017 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by ABASP: 8:58am On Aug 05, 2017 |
For the full story visit http://vadrab..com.ng/search/label/Jokes?m=1 Short Funny Jokes For Adults 1. Q: How do you tell if a chick is too fat to Bleep ? A: When you pull her pants down her ass is still in them 2. Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? A: By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in. 3. Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team? A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S. 4. Q: Why is being in the military like a blow-job? A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. 5. Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip. 6. Q: What has got two legs and bleeds? A: Half a dog7. Q: What do you call an afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Damskidnoonii: 6:25am On Aug 09, 2017 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Ohmypepperminta: 7:03am On Aug 10, 2017 |
A day to your traditional and white wedding, Dangote called and asks you to stop the planned wedding and marry his daughter or son with a sum of 900 Million, what will you do? As for me, It's not that I like money oh, but it's just that I love respecting elders. 3 Likes |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by WhiteMoneyMusik(f): 2:06am On Aug 11, 2017 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by vincent10(m): 7:22am On Aug 11, 2017 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by LOVEGINO(m): 1:30pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Damzy624(m): 9:54am On Aug 17, 2017 |
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