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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Oluwajayboi: 11:15pm On May 31, 2017
You need to watch this funny video of a son broke is father head I no u will love it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVucGCi05AM
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Oluwajayboi: 11:18pm On May 31, 2017
Very funny video u'll forget any sorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e0aOy5RenQ
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by AustinoBanks(m): 9:04pm On Jun 02, 2017
Akpos' next door neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Akpos' family to come over and see their new baby. Akpos' parents were very afraid their son would have a silly words to say about the baby. So, Akpos' dad had a long talk with Akpos before going to the neighbours house. He said, "Now, son, that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behaviour and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to beat you when we get back home." "I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Akpos. At the neighbour's house, Akpos leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at his mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!" The mother, who had braced herself for Akpos' comment, was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much, Akpos." Akpos then continued, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his doctor say he can see clearly?" The moda who was a bit surprised, replied; "Why, yes ... his doctor said he has a good vision, why do you ask?" Akpos said, "Well, it's a gud thing, cause i'm very sure he can't wear glasses.
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:15pm On Jun 04, 2017
The stammerer and the passerby >>>> http://www.njuwo.com/2017/06/like-you.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by XINZ: 6:39pm On Jun 05, 2017
Youngbelieve turn up!
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:33am On Jun 07, 2017
If you think you've seen it all, watch this video. You'll be surprised by it's high level of ignorance >>>> http://www.njuwo.com/2017/06/rat-poison_65.html?m=1
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 3:45am On Jun 08, 2017
This video is out of this world. If you must watch it, watch it alone >>>> http://www.njuwo.com/2017/06/letter-bomb.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by abhimakvna: 7:50am On Jun 08, 2017
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe
a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash ?"


Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe
a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash ?"


A lady was running to catch a train to Bangalore. She reached the station and was searching for the train.
Passenger: (Asked to the station master) Sir, is this my train?
Station Master: No Madam, this is not your train, it’s railways department’s train.
Passenger: (Annoyed) That’s a good joke. Don’t act too smart. What I meant was, can I take this train to Bangalore?
Station Master: No ma’am, you cannot! This train is so BIG and you can’t take it.
Passenger: Its really funny! Now say me, will this train take me to Bangalore?
Station Master: NO ma’am. The train can’t take you. The train driver will drive it to Bangalore!
The passenger fainted!

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by akphilip99(m): 3:28pm On Jun 08, 2017
cheesy cheesy grin
Policeman: Man, how did u kill 50
people in
a car accident?
Man: I was driving at
about
40mph, when I tried to stop I found
that i had
no brakes. i saw 2 men walking on
the street
and a wedding on d other side of d
street,
who should i hit?
Policeman: of
course the 2
men,less damage.
Man: that's what i
thought
to myself, but when i did it, i hit
only one and
the other one ran to the wedding,
SO I DROVE
AFTER HIM .......... I know
you are laughing now.

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Digitallords: 9:23pm On Jun 08, 2017
Check this out... FUNNY JOKE: THE THREE BUSINESS MEN http://cityhitz.com/index.php/2017/06/07/funny-joke-the-three-business-men/

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 2:37am On Jun 09, 2017
Don't watch this video in public, watch privately for your own good >>>> http://www.njuwo.com/2017/06/no-disc.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by bmanbee(m): 1:26pm On Jun 09, 2017
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by bmanbee(m): 1:29pm On Jun 09, 2017
Kaduna corporate begger(vibes comedy)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxdmcXUJmAU
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by youngbelieve(f): 2:36pm On Jun 10, 2017
XINZ:
Youngbelieve turn up!
see me here oo
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by IamSINZ(m): 5:43pm On Jun 11, 2017
youngbelieve:

see me here oo
Lol, where have you been?
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by youngbelieve(f): 6:41pm On Jun 11, 2017
IamSINZ:

Lol, where have you been?

I went to make money,because dis Nigeria is nw sumtin else
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by IamSINZ(m): 6:55pm On Jun 11, 2017
youngbelieve:


I went to make money,because dis Nigeria is nw sumtin else
Wow, was it that time-consuming?
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by youngbelieve(f): 7:03pm On Jun 11, 2017
IamSINZ:

Wow, was it that time-consuming?

yes dear,,so hw have u been na??
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by IamSINZ(m): 7:10pm On Jun 11, 2017
youngbelieve:


yes dear,,so hw have u been na??
I'm fine o, just making the best out of my weekend.
What bout you?
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by vivaAfrica: 12:55am On Jun 12, 2017
A MUST WATCH!! Debtor and Creditor PALAVA, Chukwudi the DUMB-ASS boy tries to play with the head of his father's Creditor. Watch and ENJOY... God will not allow you to owe anybody this year that will warrant you to avoid Creditors like this, if you believe type "AMEN"
http://www.lavivaafrica.com/2017/06/a-must-watch-very-funny-tell-am-say-i.html#.WT3QjjVTORA
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 2:52am On Jun 12, 2017
If you want to enjoy this video, watch it alone >>>> http://www.njuwo.com/2017/06/lagos-house-wife.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Gruvychuky(f): 7:05pm On Jun 12, 2017
Seller: Buy your eggs here.
Akpos: How much?
Seller: Big one-#30
Small one-#20
Cracked one -#10
Akpos: Crack 3big ones for me

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by WachsComedy: 2:49pm On Jun 13, 2017
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by watsonkingsley(m): 6:35pm On Jun 15, 2017
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by youngbelieve(f): 10:48pm On Jun 15, 2017
IamSINZ:

I'm fine o, just making the best out of my weekend.
What bout you?

phew!!! still busy
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by IamSINZ(m): 8:29am On Jun 16, 2017
youngbelieve:


phew!!! still busy
Lol, I hope you're making money though...
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by youngbelieve(f): 4:10pm On Jun 16, 2017
IamSINZ:

Lol, I hope you're making money though...
def!! cos oluwa is involved
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Horbah1(m): 9:15pm On Jun 17, 2017

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 4:49am On Jun 21, 2017
Go into your room, lock all your doors and windows before watching this video >>>> http://www.njuwo.com/2017/06/my-house.html?m=1

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