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| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by aikerism(m): 12:13am On Nov 27, 2013 |
njuwo: As a Man lost his cheque booklet, He decided LoLzzZz 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by mannobi(m): 12:55am On Nov 27, 2013 |
Hillarious |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by emmanugo: 1:44am On Nov 27, 2013 |
weldon 1 Like |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by fabulousdame(f): 4:48am On Nov 27, 2013 |
akpors and two other men were in a van. suddenly an accident occured and they all died. wen they got to the gate of heaven, the angel at the gate told them it was a festive period in heaven so they all get one wish and it will be granted. the first man wished he would be sent back to earth to be wit his family en it was granted the second wished d same tin and he was also sent back to earth.. akpors was lafing all through the third man wished d same thing en it was granted. when it was akpors turn to wish, he just laughed and said 'bros abeg those people wen u send go earth just now, bring them back' one word for akpors 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by eldagaius(m): 6:55am On Nov 27, 2013 |
A woman and her 7 years old son were inside a Taxi. It was raining and all the twilight girls were standing by the roadside. The Boy asked; “Mummy, what are all those women doing?.” His Mother replied; “They are waiting for their husbands to come back from work.” The Taxi driver turned around and said; “Why don’t you tell him the truth?. Little boy, they are prostitutes, they sleep with men for money.” The Boy’s eyes got wide and asked; “Mummy is that true?” His mother, glaring hard at the driver replied; “Yes.!!” After a few minutes, the boy asked; “Mummy, what happens to the babies those women have?.” She replied; “Most of them become Taxi drivers. 14 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by emmabest2000(m): 6:55am On Nov 27, 2013 |
njuwo: Hahahahaha!! I just can't stop laughing. This  |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by experimentist: 7:09am On Nov 27, 2013 |
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| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by vicishow(m): 7:18am On Nov 27, 2013 |
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| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Nobody: 8:25am On Nov 27, 2013 |
njuwo: Police : Knock knockLolololol. 4 Likes |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Burger01(m): 8:42am On Nov 27, 2013 |
Chinese couple living in Lagos gave birth to a black baby . In anger, husband asked the wife......Chu! why baby black? She replied, we live in Nigeria, no electricity.... me hot , you hot , sex hot .... baby burnt! 1 Like |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Ruq: 8:58am On Nov 27, 2013 |
As much as some of the jokes here are nice, those akpors jokes are refurbished johnny jokes all you did was changed the johnny to akpors. Not cool.  3 Likes |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by dnawah(m): 9:28am On Nov 27, 2013 |
Three nigerians were set,on a spiritual journey across a big river,to save the country,from it problems.they r an Igbo man,Hausa man and Yoruba man.just in the middle of the river,they met an old wicked witch,who was blocking they way.after much begging,she decided to put them to a test,of which if they pass they will go on.she then said that,any of them that will throw anything that she can't find,she will let them go on.quickly the yoruba man threw afar with all his power,the gworo he was having,and the witch jump inside the water.withing few minutes she brough it out. "Otito o!olowum maje" shouted,he.and the hausa man when the witch was looking @ another side,threw the culiculi he had on the other side and told the witch.she jump and took it out. "Kai! walahi!"shouted he.and the igbo man did as if he threw something inside the water and the witch jumped,search,research,scan and scan again.while she was @ it,the hausa & the yoruba asked the igbo man"bros wettin be the thin,u throw 4 the water wey she no fit find?"he said "agwo ona elu agwo ibe ya?una no go understand,make we dey go" 1 Like |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by xyuche: 10:10am On Nov 27, 2013 |
njuwo thanks for the intresting jokes 3 Likes |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 10:18am On Nov 27, 2013 |
Warden: Aha! I’ve caught you stealing fish red-handed. Akpos: What do you mean by red-handed? Warden: You’ve got a bucket full of fish right here, you can not talk your way out of it this time. Akpos: Oh, you don’t understand, I’ve not stolen a thing. These are my pet fish. I bring them to the reservoir once a week for exercise. After they’ve had a good swim, they come back to the bucket and we go back home. I can prove it. Akpos dipped the bucket in and the fishes swam away. They both stood in silence for 20, 30, 40 minutes…..No sign of the fish coming back to the bucket. Warden: Aha, you lying rogue! You steal fish? Akpos: What fish? Where is your proof?. 5 Likes |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Sike(m): 12:06pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
The collection of Akpors Jokes! |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 12:10pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
TWO GIRLS CHATTING IN A TAXI: 1st Girl: What kind of man would you want to have?. 2nd Girl: A billionaire!. 1st Girl: What if he has less money to a billion. 2nd Girl: Even if he has a million it's ok. 1st Girl: If not? 2nd Girl: Even if he has 500,000 Naira it's okay not bad. Akpos who sat behind said; When she reaches 500 Naira please wake me up. 2 Likes |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by NaLaugh: 12:11pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
pretty funny stuff. 1 Like |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by mr9ceguy3413: 12:16pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
njuwo: A calabar girl went for a jobFunny |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 2:53pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
Akpos boarded a bus going to Asaba. Sitting next to him was a Church sister coming back from an All Night. As they proceeded Akpos smiled and stared at the church sister lustfully. The Church Sister immediately in retaliation said; With your lustfulness you won't get to heaven. Akpos furiously jumped up and gave the conductor a hot slap. The Conductor in shock asked; What's that for?. Akpos shouted; You are a liar and a thief. Why didn't you tell me this bus was going to heaven and not Asaba. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Joshpet1(m): 5:19pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
Burger01: Chinese couple living in Lagos gavelwmmda |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Stlatyv(m): 6:24pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
njuwo: My eyes are wet with tears...... Out of 1 Like |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 7:06pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
Akpos was selling Gala Sausage roll at Oshodi. A man in a car stopped, bought a Gala from Akpos and did not pay him his money. Akpos chased the man's car from Oshodi to his house in Victoria Island. He got to his house before him. 3 Likes |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Shinnings: 7:11pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
Cant stop laffin Some movie producers went to use someone's house to shoot a movie scene. They needed someone to act the role of a gate man so they offered the Aboki at the house some money to act the role. The director gave the Aboki a cutlass and told him to give a pretense chase after the star actor who was acting the role of a thief. "If you hear me say "action" make you run after am o, just do as I say... you hear?" The Aboki nodded in affirmation. Na so Director shout "action", and the star actor took off and aboki began to pursue him round the compound, as dem dey reach fence na so director shouted "cut, cut, cut"! Ol'boy!!!!! Star actor still dey Igbobi ooo! 8 Likes |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by babylolaroy(f): 7:55pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
Ruq: As much as some of the jokes here are nice, those akpors jokes are refurbished johnny jokes all you did was changed the johnny to akpors. Not cool.he hasnt come here to tell us hez the writer nau. haba. we just read and have some fun. dont be 'negative'. just relax...akpors and johny...none matters 7 Likes |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by wezzybm(m): 7:57pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
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| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by dhejykeane: 8:26pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
Insane thread,cnt stop lafn 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by tmamuda(m): 8:42pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
Wow. I laugh tire |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Ruq: 7:37am On Nov 28, 2013 |
babylolaroy: Am not saying he did, i'm just sayin most of the akpors jokes are dubbed except the ones in pigdin. |
| Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by jinsonkv: 12:59pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
http://lastly.org/ As a Man lost his cheque booklet, He decided to go to the bank after 2 days to report. Here is the conversation between him and the bank manager. Bank manager : But I warned you to be careful with your cheque book because anyone can forge your signature. Man: I am not a fool, I have already signed all the cheques, so they won't have space to forge my signature! 1 Like 1 Share |
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