As an ultimate test of his
will power, Ofego decided
to give up sex for lent.
Although not thrilled with
the idea, his wife agreed
to support him in this effort. The first few weeks
weren't too difficult.
Things got tougher during
the next couple of weeks,
so his wife wore her
dowdiest night clothes and chewed on garlic before
going to bed. The last
couple of weeks were
extremely tough on Ofego, so his wife took
to locking the bedroom door and forcing him to sleep on the
couch.
Easter morning finally
came. A knock came on
the wife's bedroom door. "KNOCK!!! KNOCK!!!
KNOCK!!!"
Ofego: "Guess who?"
Wife: "I know who it is!"
Ofego: "Guess what I
want?"
Wife: "I know what you
want!"
Ofego: "Guess what I'm
knocking with?"

haryomikun:

Okay boss. This is the latest one I made. Listen and please give me your views on it

DJ Haywire is back again! And its a pure dancehall mixtape
this time. Tracks from the very latest albums and also latest
singles were featured in this. But there's just a little difference
in this... All tracks featured are Afro Pop/Dancehall tracks
made to keep you dancing from beginning to end.... Check
the tracklist below...
1.LAX - Open and close
2.Patoranking - Make Am
3.Tiwa Savage - African Waist
4.Sean Tizzle - Eruku S'aye Po
5.Falz Ft. Yemi Alade & Shaydee - Soupe
6.Benson - No Fall My Hand
7.Ice Prince - Boss (Prod. By Tekno)
8.Timaya ft. Don Jazzy - I Concur (prod. KillerTunes)
9.Pepenazi - Pepenazi ft. Olamide - Illegal
10.Skales - Mu Jo
11.Reekado Banks - Sugar Baby
12.Kcee x Harrysong x Skiibii - Ebaeno
13.Don Jazzy x Tiwa Savage x Dr Sid x D'princex Reekado
Banks x Di'ja x Korede Bello - Jantamata
14.Lil Kesh FT Viktoh - Efejoku
15.Harry Song ft. Kcee , Olamide , Iyanya & Orezi - Reggae
Blues
16.Uhuru Zenze Remix
17.Wizkid - For You ft. Akon
18.J. Martins - Dance For Me (Remix) Ft. Koffi Olomide
19.Bracket ft. Tekno - Panya
20.Davido Ft. Olamide - The Money
21.Famous - Famous - Wire Master
22.Yemi Alade Ft. Dj Arafat - Do As I Do
23.Seriki ft Olamide - Somebody
24.CDQ X Olamide - Woss Wobi (Freestyle)
25.Skales - Lo Le | .ng
26.Kcee ft Uhuru - Talk & Do
27.Niniola - Ibadi
28.Ketchup - Baby Paulina
29.DJ Xclusive Ft. CDQ & Lil Kesh - Dami Si
30.Lakeside ft Dre San Skaliey - Kondo
31.Young Ocha Ft. Small Doctor - Aunty Ana
32.CDQ ft. Wizkid - Nawo E Soke (Prod. By Masterkraft)
33.Victoria Kimani - Show
34.Skales - Koyewon
35.Oskido's Candy - Tsa Mandebele Kids
36.Timaya Some More
37.Jaywon - Angelina
38.Dre San Ft. Dammy Krane - Highness Remix
39.Navio ft. Burna Boy -
40.Small Doctor ft Olamide - You Know?
41.Dj spinall ft yemi alade - Pepper dem
A mixtape that'll keep you changing your dance steps from
Shoki to even the forgotten Makossa... Its both for the old
and the young... Download at

http://
www.themchub.com/2016/01/dj-haywire-releases-his-
afro.html

Nice one bro. Diz one make sense. Dis is d kinda mixtape dt makes a paralyzed nigga to get up n start dancing. Plz b posting ur mixtapes n i wil help in sharin it. If dts okay by u bro.

haryomikun:

ogun state

How is the entertainment sector over there, is it as it is in Lagos?

sirjoeii:

Nice one bro. Diz one make sense. Dis is d kinda mixtape dt makes a paralyzed nigga to get up n start dancing. Plz b posting ur mixtapes n i wil help in sharin it. If dts okay by u bro.

Thanks a lot baba. I really appreciate it. Thank God this one made sense to you. I don dey catch tension before wen i see ur mention
Besides, I'd love it if you share my mixtape. Its always okay by me

BTW what part did you like best in this mixtape?

njuwo:
How is the entertainment sector over there, is it as it is in Lagos?

It depends on the area. Mostly in Ijebu and Abeokuta ppl ball a lot. M willing to bet they ball more in Ijebu than Victoria Island sef.
However, if someone wants to fully move into music so they can blow, Lagos is the best bet. Not Ogun........

'Psalms 23:6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the LORD for ever.'

...Only a person in Motion can be Followed. If you want to be followed, then
start Moving...

...If you want Mercy to follow you, move toward the house of God...
...If you want Evil to follow you, move toward the house of the Devil...

Even on Twitter, stagnant accounts are not followed.

Please Move!
www.morelight.ml

Share this, let it Move!

haryomikun:


Thanks a lot baba. I really appreciate it. Thank God this one made sense to you. I don dey catch tension before wen i see ur mention
Besides, I'd love it if you share my mixtape. Its always okay by me

BTW what part did you like best in this mixtape?

Lol,sincerely every part. u chose nice tracks n dey blended well.nice job

haryomikun:

It depends on the area. Mostly in Ijebu and Abeokuta ppl ball a lot. M willing to bet they ball more in Ijebu than Victoria Island sef.
However, if someone wants to fully move into music so they can blow, Lagos is the best bet. Not Ogun........

How about comedy?

Ofego was walking down the
sidewalk dragging a
flattened puppy on a string
behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house
of ill repute and knocked
on the door. When the
Madam
answered it, she saw the
little Ofego and asked what he wanted. He said, "I
want to have sex with one
of the
women inside. I have the
money to buy it, and I'm
not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why
not, so she told him to
come in. Once in, she told
him to pick any of the
girls he liked.
He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"
The Madam said
no.
He said, "I heard all the
men talking about having
to get shots after making love with Gina. That's
the girl I
want."
Since the little Ofego was so
adamant and had the
money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to
the first room
on the right.
He headed down the hall
dragging the squashed
puppy behind him. Ten minutes later he came
back, still dragging
the puppy, paid the Madam,
and headed out the door.
The Madam stopped him
and asked, "Why did you pick the
only girl in this place with
a disease, instead of one
of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must
know, tonight when I get home, my parents are
going out to a restaurant
for dinner,
leaving me at home with
the house girl. After they
leave, the house girl will have sex with me because
she just
happens to be very fond
of me. She will
then get the disease that I
just caught. When Mum and Dad returns, Dad will
sneak into the house girl's room in the night and have sex with her and he will catch the
disease. Then when Dad goes back to the room, he and Mum will
have sex,
and Mum
will contract the disease. In the
morning when Dad goes to work, the newspaper delivery guy will
deliver the newspaper, have a
quickie with Mum
and catch the disease, he is the son of the fool
that ran over my puppy!"

omonnakoda:
An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty-handed. Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water? demanded the Grand Emir. A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One, stammered the wretched Abdul, white man sit on well.

I really don't get this joke.

Two Hot Chicks Disgracing Themselves In Public Cause Of A Man.

gbens2000:
I really don't get this joke.

Abdul the servant thought the toilet was the whiteman's well for fetching and goes there regularly to get water for the Emir, but when he went there lastly, the whiteman was sitting on the toilet defecating, he can't get water when the whiteman is on it, so he went to tell the Emir so.

njuwo:
How about comedy?

Errmm... I cant really say about that.. But i do know a lot of Yoruba Nollywood comedians started from Ogun state. Odunlade Adekola for one

haryomikun:

Errmm... I cant really say about that.. But i do know a lot of Yoruba Nollywood comedians started from Ogun state. Odunlade Adekola for one

Alright.

A soldier ran up to a reverend sister,
out of breath, he asked; "Please may I hide under
your skirt? I'll explain
later". The reverend sister agreed.
A moment later two military men ran up and
asked, "Sister did you
see a soldier?"
The reverend sister replied, "He
went that way. "
After the military men ran off, the soldier crawled out from
under the skirt and said; "I can't thank you enough
sister. You see, I don't
want to go to Maiduguri. "
The reverend sister said she understood completely.
The soldier added; "I hope
I'm not rude, but you
have a great pair of legs."
The reverend sister replied; "If you
had looked a little higher, you would have seen a
great pair of balls, I don't
want to go to Maiduguri too".

Ofego's Wife Prayer.

Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to
understand my husband; Love
to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to
death.
Amen!

Reekado Banks - Sugar Baby Official Music Video (Lyrics) | VERIFIED:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdQP5RnByJs?a

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Funny jokes

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Ladyo142:
Funny jokes

Thank you Ladyo142. Glad you enjoying them.

If You Were Jonah, The Fish Swallowed You In London And Vomitted You In Afghanistan, What Would You Do?

A couple died a day
before their wedding.
When they got to Heaven,
they met an Angel who asked
them what they would
like him to do for them, and they asked him to
help them look for a
Pastor so that they can get married.
The Angel said they should
give him some time. They waited the first year,
second year, up to 500
years and the Angel did not
come back. Finally, the Angel
brought a Pastor who
married them after 1,000 years.
One month after their
wedding they discovered
things were not working
out between them and they
asked the Angel to help them look for a lawyer so that
they can divorce and
the Angel was so worried.
He said; "It took me
1,000 years to get a pastor in
Heaven, how do you expect me to find a
lawyer?"

Prophecy.

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Have you ever wondered
what it would be like if
God decided to install
voicemail? Imagine
praying and hearing the
following: Thank you for calling
Heaven. For English, press
1. For Yoruba, press 2. For
all other languages, press
3.
Please select one of the following options: Press 1
for request. Press 2 for
thanksgiving. Press 3 for
complaints. Press 4 for others.
I'm sorry, all our Angels and Saints are currently busy
helping other sinners
right now. However, your
prayer is important to us
and we will answer it in
the order it was received, God be with you as you
repent.

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A yahoo boy scammed a
white man on ebay of a
mobile phone worth
65,000 Naira. He was so
happy that his scam
worked well. The item was posted to the
guy's address but when
the item reached the post
office, he was asked to
pay 11,000 Naira to clear
the item. When he got home and opened the
package guess what he
saw, a well packaged used
female sanitary pads.