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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 7:59pm On Mar 22, 2017
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:16am On Mar 25, 2017
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 7:39am On Mar 26, 2017
See the shocking thing a Teacher did with a rich man's children http://njuwo.com/2017/03/teacher-war-city.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:29am On Mar 27, 2017
Jehovah Witness Preaching To Ofego,
JW: Who is your best Bible Character?
OFEGO: Noah!
JW: Perfect! According to the bible, how many humans survived the
great flood?
OFEGO: Nine.
JW: You try, but you are not totally correct. Now look
attentively at the image below the paragraph. How
many humans are there?
OFEGO: Eight.
JW: Correct! So how many people survived the flood
then?
OFEGO: Nine people.
JW: NO Brother, No! Let's recount please! Noah and his wife, his three sons and their wives. In
total that makes how many people?
OFEGO: Eight people.
JW: So that gives us how many people that survived
the flood?
OFEGO: Nine people.
JW: Please why do you keep saying nine people when on
the image it's clear that they were eight people?
OFEGO: Auntie please don't be offended o! The photographer that
snap them the picture that you people are showing me now, is he not a human being

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 9:43am On Mar 30, 2017
See what an upcoming musician did to a guy http://njuwo.com/2017/03/your-calling.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by flypsidecomedy(m): 1:15pm On Mar 30, 2017

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 3:06am On Mar 31, 2017
See what a man gave to an hungry boy as food. It will shock you http://njuwo.com/2017/03/enjoy-yourself.html?m=1
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Revolva(m): 6:54am On Apr 13, 2017
Watch this comedy skit fake prophets part 1 and Laugh till you drop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dH-rKGJEtY




Watch this comedy skit fake prophets part 2 and Laugh till you drop
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by bmanbee(m): 9:44am On Apr 13, 2017
Hahahaha - Prank in an African home https://youtu.be/yPBtPBy8Ws0A
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SEE PASTOR FIGHTING FOR TITHE IN THE CHURCH IT BELONGS TO GOD

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by realayo16: 1:57pm On Apr 13, 2017
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by realayo16: 2:02pm On Apr 13, 2017
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:47pm On Apr 13, 2017
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 1:57am On Apr 15, 2017
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by amosadamu: 1:56pm On Apr 15, 2017
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 10:52pm On Apr 15, 2017
See What Nigeria's Indigenous Rapper CDQ And South Africa's DJ Maphorisa Did Last Week http://njuwo.com/2017/04/cdq-featuring-dj-maphorisa-say-baba.html?m=1
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Djhertz1: 8:40pm On Apr 16, 2017
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Djhertz1: 8:41pm On Apr 16, 2017
[quote author=njuwo post=55604262]See What Nigeria's Indigenous Rapper CDQ And South Africa's DJ Maphorisa https://www.instagram.com/p/BS9SRSUFg97/
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Kealmin(m): 10:39pm On Apr 17, 2017
Sure, it’s fun to share a good laugh. But did you know it can actually improve your health? It’s true: laughter is strong medicine. It draws people together in ways that trigger healthy physical and emotional changes in the body. Laughter strengthens your immune system, boosts mood, diminishes pain, and protects you from the damaging effects of stress. As children, we used to laugh hundreds of times a day, but as adults life tends to be more serious and laughter more infrequent. By seeking out more opportunities for humor and laughter, though, you can improve your emotional health, strengthen your relationships, find greater happiness—and even add years to your life.
Why is laughter the sweetest medicine for mind and body?
Laughter is a powerful antidote to stress, pain, and conflict. Nothing works faster or more dependably to bring your mind and body back into balance than a good laugh. Humor lightens your burdens, inspires hopes, connects you to others, and keeps you grounded, focused, and alert. It also helps you to release anger and be more forgiving.
With so much power to heal and renew, the ability to laugh easily and frequently is a tremendous resource for surmounting problems, enhancing your relationships, and supporting both physical and emotional health. Best of all, this priceless medicine is fun, free, and easy to use.
Laughter is good for your health
Laughter relaxes the whole body. A good, hearty laugh relieves physical tension and stress, leaving your muscles relaxed for up to 45 minutes after.
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Laughter triggers the release of endorphins, the body’s natural feel-good chemicals. Endorphins promote an overall sense of well-being and can even temporarily relieve pain.
Laughter protects the heart. Laughter improves the function of blood vessels and increases blood flow, which can help protect you against a heart attack and other cardiovascular problems.
Laughter burns calories. OK, so it’s no replacement for going to the gym, but one study found that laughing for 10 to 15 minutes a day can burn about 40 calories—which could be enough to lose three or four pounds over the course of a year.
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by amiablefavour: 4:17pm On Apr 18, 2017
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