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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 7:59pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
New Music: Ofego Ft Kalistar - Drink Garri (Produced By DJ Coublon) Download It Here http://njuwo.com/2017/03/ofego-featuring-kalistar-drink-garri.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:16am On Mar 25, 2017 |
HOW A Woman's Time Elapse.
At Age 15: Girl, who will you like to marry?
Ans: President, Pilot, Minister
At Age 20: Girl, who will you like to marry?
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At Age 35: Girl, who will you like to marry?
Ans: Man that will take care of me.
At Age 40: Girl, who will you like to marry?
Ans: Any man that come. Even if he doesn't have anything, I'll manage. 3 Likes |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 7:39am On Mar 26, 2017 |
See the shocking thing a Teacher did with a rich man's children http://njuwo.com/2017/03/teacher-war-city.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 6:29am On Mar 27, 2017 |
Jehovah Witness Preaching To Ofego, JW: Who is your best Bible Character? OFEGO: Noah! JW: Perfect! According to the bible, how many humans survived the great flood? OFEGO: Nine. JW: You try, but you are not totally correct. Now look attentively at the image below the paragraph. How many humans are there? OFEGO: Eight. JW: Correct! So how many people survived the flood then? OFEGO: Nine people. JW: NO Brother, No! Let's recount please! Noah and his wife, his three sons and their wives. In total that makes how many people? OFEGO: Eight people. JW: So that gives us how many people that survived the flood? OFEGO: Nine people. JW: Please why do you keep saying nine people when on the image it's clear that they were eight people? OFEGO: Auntie please don't be offended o! The photographer that snap them the picture that you people are showing me now, is he not a human being 3 Likes |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 9:43am On Mar 30, 2017 |
See what an upcoming musician did to a guy http://njuwo.com/2017/03/your-calling.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by flypsidecomedy(m): 1:15pm On Mar 30, 2017 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5Fj5EH1GcY enjoy this short comedy teaser |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 3:06am On Mar 31, 2017 |
See what a man gave to an hungry boy as food. It will shock you http://njuwo.com/2017/03/enjoy-yourself.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by KingSIMEO(m): 6:11pm On Apr 08, 2017 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by folabioye: 4:03pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by olhrt: 12:16am On Apr 10, 2017 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by yikanmi: 4:41pm On Apr 10, 2017 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Revolva(m): 6:54am On Apr 13, 2017 |
Watch this comedy skit fake prophets part 1 and Laugh till you drop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dH-rKGJEtY Watch this comedy skit fake prophets part 2 and Laugh till you drop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvHaSVnYpbk |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by bmanbee(m): 9:44am On Apr 13, 2017 |
Hahahaha - Prank in an African home https://youtu.be/yPBtPBy8Ws0A MARRIAGE WAHALA - FUNNY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4zuGIJk7Mw GHANA WEED – VERY FUNNY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLYVw9j5xcY FAKE REPORTER - VERY FUNNY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16iU_ecKW7Q SEE PASTOR FIGHTING FOR TITHE IN THE CHURCH IT BELONGS TO GOD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MsMu32--Gk |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by realayo16: 1:57pm On Apr 13, 2017 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by realayo16: 2:02pm On Apr 13, 2017 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 11:47pm On Apr 13, 2017 |
New Music: Ofego - Steady Love (Produced By Killertunes) Click on this link to download this Easter banger from the Entertainer That Is Loyal Like Loya Milk http://njuwo.com/2017/04/ofego-steady-love-produced-by.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 1:57am On Apr 15, 2017 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by amosadamu: 1:56pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 10:52pm On Apr 15, 2017 |
See What Nigeria's Indigenous Rapper CDQ And South Africa's DJ Maphorisa Did Last Week http://njuwo.com/2017/04/cdq-featuring-dj-maphorisa-say-baba.html?m=1 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Djhertz1: 8:40pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Djhertz1: 8:41pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
[quote author=njuwo post=55604262]See What Nigeria's Indigenous Rapper CDQ And South Africa's DJ Maphorisa https://www.instagram.com/p/BS9SRSUFg97/ |
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Kealmin(m): 10:39pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
Sure, it’s fun to share a good laugh. But did you know it can actually improve your health? It’s true: laughter is strong medicine. It draws people together in ways that trigger healthy physical and emotional changes in the body. Laughter strengthens your immune system, boosts mood, diminishes pain, and protects you from the damaging effects of stress. As children, we used to laugh hundreds of times a day, but as adults life tends to be more serious and laughter more infrequent. By seeking out more opportunities for humor and laughter, though, you can improve your emotional health, strengthen your relationships, find greater happiness—and even add years to your life. Why is laughter the sweetest medicine for mind and body? Laughter is a powerful antidote to stress, pain, and conflict. Nothing works faster or more dependably to bring your mind and body back into balance than a good laugh. Humor lightens your burdens, inspires hopes, connects you to others, and keeps you grounded, focused, and alert. It also helps you to release anger and be more forgiving. With so much power to heal and renew, the ability to laugh easily and frequently is a tremendous resource for surmounting problems, enhancing your relationships, and supporting both physical and emotional health. Best of all, this priceless medicine is fun, free, and easy to use. Laughter is good for your health Laughter relaxes the whole body. A good, hearty laugh relieves physical tension and stress, leaving your muscles relaxed for up to 45 minutes after. Laughter boosts the immune system. Laughter decreases stress hormones and increases immune cells and infection-fighting antibodies, thus improving your resistance to disease. Laughter triggers the release of endorphins, the body’s natural feel-good chemicals. Endorphins promote an overall sense of well-being and can even temporarily relieve pain. Laughter protects the heart. Laughter improves the function of blood vessels and increases blood flow, which can help protect you against a heart attack and other cardiovascular problems. Laughter burns calories. OK, so it’s no replacement for going to the gym, but one study found that laughing for 10 to 15 minutes a day can burn about 40 calories—which could be enough to lose three or four pounds over the course of a year. Laughter lightens anger’s heavy load . Nothing diffuses anger and conflict. learn more at www.jokesfair.com to enjoy jokes and other benefits |
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