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apolonius:

Hello,dearest of darlings!

Yes,Naija is fighting hard to keep me in the 15th century world.

How are you?Did the presentation go well?

You have been alive in my heart's orchestra though.

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Hello everybody,wish y'all a good weekend.


@Efe i have a very nice interesting movie for you.Just holla me

So I found these naira notes in my old stock . About 10k. Abeg how I wan use change am to better money. I hope all bills are still acceptable.
Edwife
R123 Abi na 4
Efe.

Oya, come and take these notes . I'm broke

chillisauce you are crazy

Rather than to dash it at the airport be4 leaving,abi they did not harass you bah?

edwife: Hello everybody,wish y'all a good weekend.


@Efe i have a very nice interesting movie for you.Just holla me

Chillisauce: So I found these naira notes in my old stock . About 10k. Abeg how I wan use change am to better money. I hope all bills are still acceptable.
Edwife
R123 Abi na 4
Efe.

Oya, come and take these notes . I'm broke

edwife: chillisauce you are crazy

Rather than to dash it at the airport be4 leaving,abi they did not harass you bah?

dash ke! they know me na, i go even task you join. there was this girl once at arik air to accra, the search before boarding, as soon as she took my bag to search, she was like 'sis, anything for me?'. I told her i had nothing but was going to work. She immediately saw a bundle of 50naira notes scattered in the bag. she gathered them together and was like i should dash her this one na.

imagine . a whole 2k plus for dash, for what? searching me?. I told her to kindly put it back where she saw it. is that the job you were told to do? She was quiet embarassed. she was like my age of more even. But i was really angry. she wasnt even concerned in looking out for dangerous weapon(razor blades plenty for the bag hidden in my makeup purse. ) but was more concerned about the money.

she just zip my bag for me jeje.

Oya; who is ready to change. im not dashing anybody. not even coco

cococandy:

Cococandy,cherie coco how are you darling?

Chillisauce:

dash ke! they know me na, i go even task you join. there was this girl once at arik air to accra, the search before boarding, as soon as she took my bag to search, she was like 'sis, anything for me?'. I told her i had nothing but was going to work. She immediately saw a bundle of 50naira notes scattered in the bag. she gathered them together and was like i should dash her this one na.

imagine . a whole 2k plus for dash, for what? searching me?. I told her to kindly put it back where she saw it. is that the job you were told to do? She was quiet embarassed. she was like my age of more even. But i was really angry. she wasnt even concerned in looking out for dangerous weapon(razor blades plenty for the bag hidden in my makeup purse. ) but was more concerned about the money.

she just zip my bag for me jeje.

Oya; who is ready to change. im not dashing anybody. not even coco

Very fine thank you *hugs*

edwife:


Cococandy,cherie coco how are you darling?

Chillisauce: So I found these naira notes in my old stock . About 10k. Abeg how I wan use change am to better money. I hope all bills are still acceptable.
Edwife
R123 Abi na 4
Efe.

Oya, come and take these notes . I'm broke

£10 final offer

Na wetin fit them jare
If I had a penny for everytime I been asked 'madam anything for the boys?'
Bill Gates won't have anything on me.

Professional beggars na em workers for here be.

Chillisauce:

dash ke! they know me na, i go even task you join. there was this girl once at arik air to accra, the search before boarding, as soon as she took my bag to search, she was like 'sis, anything for me?'. I told her i had nothing but was going to work. She immediately saw a bundle of 50naira notes scattered in the bag. she gathered them together and was like i should dash her this one na.

imagine . a whole 2k plus for dash, for what? searching me?. I told her to kindly put it back where she saw it. is that the job you were told to do? She was quiet embarassed. she was like my age of more even. But i was really angry. she wasnt even concerned in looking out for dangerous weapon(razor blades plenty for the bag hidden in my makeup purse. ) but was more concerned about the money.

she just zip my bag for me jeje.

Oya; who is ready to change. im not dashing anybody. not even coco

cococandy: Very fine thank you *hugs*

Hugs.

....

r231:

£10 final offer

£10 ke. Let me look for rubberband and tie it up. It will be useful one day.

edwife:

Babes you can do better than this,why are you trying to make people think that we struggling or something....

Oya,bring another offer


Chilli because you my friend o

£35. I package it now now. At least you will make like £5 profit.

cococandy: Na wetin fit them jare
If I had a penny for everytime I been asked 'madam anything for the boys?'
Bill Gates won't have anything on me.

Professional beggars na em workers for here be.

So you dey pay? I envy you.
The only people I give are those that help with my luggages, and I make sure not above #200. With very big luggages.

Chillisauce:

£10 ke. Let me look for rubberband and tie it up. It will be useful one day.

The N5s and N100s have expired so those have to go to the museum

for the rest, hmmmmmm £15 final offer

r231:

The N5s and N100s have expired so those have to go to the museum

for the rest, hmmmmmm £15 final offer

N5 and N100expired? Serious?
Where is edwife, pls come and take it for £30. I understand you have a thing for currency museum. R231 is a biz man. Wants to use my head here.

Chillisauce:

N5 and N100expired? Serious?
Where is edwife, pls come and take it for £30. I understand you have a thing for currency museum. R231 is a biz man. Wants to use my head here.

Lol....seriously

they use the rubber/plastic looking ones now

Chillisauce:

N5 and N100expired? Serious?
Where is edwife, pls come and take it for £30. I understand you have a thing for currency museum. R231 is a biz man. Wants to use my head here.

Me ke? just deal with him o

No be you and him dey talk since?

Chillisauce: So I found these naira notes in my old stock . About 10k. Abeg how I wan use change am to better money. I hope all bills are still acceptable.
Edwife
R123 Abi na 4
Efe.

Oya, come and take these notes . I'm broke

Aunty'm, these notes don turn souvenir na...abeg use am as decor for una lounge.

Who says I pay?
Lmao. I said 'for everytime I've been asked'
Doesn't mean I give them all the time.
Only the porters do i give or genuine disabled beggars.
If I get money to throway no be to go build banana iceland 'manshun' for my papa house.

Naija runs. After the beggars don finish their own for outside,the officials in the offices then cut your neck with their own wayo.
Enter any immigration office and they'll cut one of your legs before you leave.
Or any public office for that matter.
No fixed prices for anything.
Everyone trying to scam you for things as small as just a stamp on your document.
You go wonder if the stamp na gold.
I'd don't know if they assume peope pick money off trees

Chillisauce:

So you dey pay? I envy you.
The only people I give are those that help with my luggages, and I make sure not above #200. With very big luggages.

Idowuogbo:
Aunty'm, these notes don turn souvenir na...abeg use am as decor for una lounge.

Dat kin deco. I dey fin money you dey talk deco. edwife is gonna pay. But seriously, you mean they changed the currency? Y'all just pulling my legs. Make I call my bros now.

Lairs. Idowu and R231.
The notes are seriously bubbling in circulation. Amma tie it up, hide under my bed and use it next time in lasgidi . Danfos will like the N5 naira notes

Chillisauce:

Dat kin deco. I dey fin money you dey talk deco. edwife is gonna pay. But seriously, you mean they changed the currency? Y'all just pulling my legs. Make I call my bros now.

ahaha,you might be lucky today,chelsea has put a smile on my foine face.

edwife:

ahaha,you might be lucky today,chelsea has put a smile on my foine face.

But i suggest you take r231 offer.

Bad belle. Partners in crime.
*ties back my money, put in my knapsack*

Chillisauce:

Bad belle. Partners in crime.
*ties back my money, put in my knapsack*

Lol!

You ladies are wacky.

Chilli-chilly-saucy-pepper, I cannot fit help you with this...

I've got my own manky bundle of notes in my drawers too, from my last trip to Naija.

A real eyesore, I tell ya. I'm yet to count 'em notes...

Idowuogbo:
Lolz...Sis mi, awayu re?

I dey o I no forget our parole o I just got reminded