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Just For Laughs. by oyinmio: 10:23pm On Sep 01, 2013
WHICH 9JA TRIBE IS DA DUMBEST........

1. HAUSA man who removes his shoes to enter a taxi....

2.IGBO man who goes to d bank with a spanner to open a bank account.

3.YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he has slept....

4. AN ISEKIRI man who watches TV news n waves @ d news reader.

5. AN IZON nurse who wakes up a sleepin patient simply because she 4got to give him sleepin pills....

6. AN IGALA man who lower his TV volume because he wants to read a text message..

7. AN EDO man who spray himself with mortein to keep mosquitos away......

8. AN IKWERE man who polishes his shoes to take passportsize photo.

9. AN ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree to check if d mango was ripe enuff then came down n started stoning...
10. A FULANI man who choose to drink Fanta because he thinks sprite is unripe........

11. A CALABA man who saw somthing lyk shit, touched n tasted n said "Hmmm" na shit!!! Thank God i no match am.....

12. AN URHOBO man who puts his radio inside d refrigerator bacause he wants to listen to Cool FM...

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