Insomnia!
What are u doing on nl by this time
Mind u, I am posting from my dream

agabaI23: Insomnia!
What are u doing on nl by this time
Mind u, I am posting from my dream

#entershisdream# guy haw farh? wea u go hyde sinse?

CUSTOMER: Waiter, this Soup tastes funny.. AKPOS: Funny? But you are not Laughing Sir

TEACHER: What do you call someone with no Body and a Nose.. AKPOS: Nobody knows hahaha

POLICE: Whatever you say will be held against you.. AKPOS: Big BOOBS! .. U Get?

nice ones. You try

10Q^

ATMC: #entershisdream# guy haw farh? wea u go hyde sinse?

I dey. Was waiting for ur romance with Tosh to expire.

agabaI23: I dey. Was waiting for ur romance with Tosh to expire.

what is tosh?

ATMC: what is tosh?

It ended very fast If u hv forgotten

ATMC: add to the fun...

LOL
What interest me most in the Jokes section are the comments after the first post.
The OP will carefully post his/her best post and someone will from nowhere take on the OP adding to the fun.
It beats me why joke posters get angry over comments , na be jokes we dey again?

ITbomb:
LOL
What interest me most in the Jokes section are the comments after the first post.
The OP will carefully post his/her best post and someone will from nowhere take on the OP adding to the fun.
It beats me why joke posters get angry over comments , na be jokes we dey again?

exactly...even the dry jokes become laughable when those 'em angry posters grace the thread. like this one got me laughing

seniourman: This girl are u seeing your period posting rubbish foolish girl

he added to the fun...lmai

ITbomb: Trash

my ministry is moving on...yhu came back to say this

ITbomb:
LOL
What interest me most in the Jokes section are the comments after the first post.
The OP will carefully post his/her best post and someone will from nowhere take on the OP adding to the fun.
It beats me why joke posters get angry over comments , na be jokes we dey again?

OCHUKO: Why didn't you go to the ARSENAL Tea Party at the Emirates.. AKPOS: They said I should bring my own CUP...
BIOLOGY TEACHER: What is commonly found in CELLS ?.. AKPOS: Thieves

Your BF beats you up on a regular basis, yet u put his picture up and your BBM status reads 'You bring out the best in me'..Are you a drum??
1 spelling mistake can destroy your life. A man sent this to his wife, "I'm having a wonderful time, wish you were her". chai! nke ya ekpome

You have a job interview by 7AM but the alarm rang by 9AM..... My broda, Your village people are playing AYO OLOPON with your Life

TEACHER: Wat's ur favorite flower?.. AKPOS: Chrysanthemum.. TEACHER: Spell it.. AKPOS: I was joking o. My favorite flower is Rose R-O-S-E

GRANDPA: Your Teacher is coming, go & hide cos u missed skool 2day.. AKPOS: I took excuse tat u are dead, so na u suppose hide

akpors is a very intelligent guy...abi i lie?#smile #giggle #hahaha #hohoho #hehehe #wipestears ayam having fuuuuuuuun!!!!!!

If one of my jokes offends you:
1. I'm sorry.
2. It won't happen again.
3. 1 & 2 are lies.
4. You're a douchebag!

If a Muskeeto bites you all thru the night, please don't kill it. It has your Blood and should then be considered a member of your Family

Akpos left for d Airport & came back 30mins later. OCHUKO: Wetin happen?.. AKPOS: Airport don go o. As I reach I see poster wit AIRPORT LEFT

OCHUKO: Why are u writing so slowly?.. AKPOS: I am writing to my 6 year old son, he can't read fast

AKPOS: So all those People up there are Wanted ?.. POLICEMAN: Yes.. AKPOS: Why didn't u keep them when u took their Pictures ?

*did yhu miss me?* #iknowyhudid&winks

That awkward moment when you accidentally fart because you were laughing so hard.

#GOBE is when you bought a Q10 for N95,000 in computer village and getting home you found out that it has 3sims.

ATMC: That awkward moment when you accidentally fart because you were laughing so hard.

And when ur girl creep from behind and tickle u and u let out a big fart

ITbomb:
And when ur girl creep from behind and tickle u and u let out a big fart

yhu 've been there!

Some dogs are sooo lazy they bark only once and say 'ETC'

ATMC:
If one of my jokes offends you:
1. I'm sorry.
2. It won't happen again.
3. 1 & 2 are lies.
4. You're a douchebag!

Yesterday I was thinking how people so much hate the F word but can do away calling them douchbags...

ledafaze:

Yesterday I was thinking how people so much hate the F word but can do away calling them douchbags...

designer things

There was a time I thought ATMC was a virgin

ITbomb: There was a time I thought ATMC was a virgin

guy, you 're a prik

ATMC: guy, you 're a prik

ATMC: guy, you 're a prik

Girl, you're a cl¡t

ITbomb:
Girl, you're a cl¡t

say something intelligent young man, you dont have to copy me, put your brain to work for once!

.

ledafaze:

ATMC: say something intelligent young man, you dont have to copy me, put your brain to work for once!

And you expect me to believe that trash you spew out came out from a brain