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Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by blueiyke(m): 5:25pm On Jun 03, 2006
No mind all these tough-talk oo,some people here are scared shitless of what might happen that day.

grin grin grin
Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by habby(f): 7:49pm On Jun 03, 2006
all man made and out of prejudice;
we have few saints in our time that such mysteries can be revealed to everyone just wants to say something and be heard!
Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by gbogboade(f): 11:23pm On Jun 03, 2006
that day i go pray to God, cos is a perfect day.and i know he will answer many prayer that day.if u believe join me in prayer by 6.00am that faithful day,[06-06-06]
Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by mlksbaby(f): 11:38am On Jun 04, 2006
Hey people, something serious is going to happen on that day - ME!! (M[/b]illenium [b]E[/b]go). Everyone's going to relapse to 'life before the fenzy' (LBF) about these exercises, because [b]666 is not about dates but about a predicted beast. There should be no cause for worry about the date; and if anyone worries about the beast, it's unlikely that he would emerge on that day because certain events would have to precede him first.

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That said, let me tease you guys. What happened 666 years ago. . . 66 years ago. . . or just 6 years ago? The date 06.06.06 occurs once every 100 years (not 1,000 years). We've had 06/06/06 in 6AD, 106 AD, 206 AD. . . 1506 AD, 1606 AD, 1706 AD. . . 1906 AD, and now 2006 (the latter in just less than 66 hours from now).

Besides, just 666 years ago, it was 1340 AD, and history was made. Political insults between Edward III and Philip VI (the first of the Valois Kings) finally erupted in the first major battle taking place at sea off Slys in June 1340 with 147 English ships (of which two-thirds were archers) against 190 French. Now what's the percentage of "two-thirds" (2/3)? That amounts to 66.6%.  shocked  shocked  cool 

And if this is of any interest, guess who made the 66th post in this thread? {c'mon, just winding you up - I don't mean anything suggestive. Besides, as people keep viewing this thread, the number of viewers will get to the 666th view - who would that be? undecided}

Well, this might help calm the nerves of those who still wonder about that date: 2006 is NOT the 6th year of this millennium. Count it - 6th of June 2000 was the 1st year of the millennium, abi? The 2nd year of the millenium was 2001. . . and so on until 2005 would be the 6th year of the millenium. Therefore, 2006 is the 7th year of the millenium! Don't lose sleep about Tuesday 06/06/06 - praise God for it. And for all those who have exams, birthdays, parties, mariages, kisses, etc. on that day - look, just go about your business in the help of God: the beast will not fly on you because of that date - he has to make a proposal to you first to receive his mark, and by grace you will reject it! Relax, and fear not.

Chill out everybody, it might come and go; or in anycase, the rapture has to occur first before man-666 blinks his eyes. As for me, I've got nothing to lose because I'm not looking for him - I'm looking for Someone greater than him: Jesus.



         PS. If you need answers, call 606-606606.
         The line's always engaged, so keep trying until 6pm Tuesday 06/06/06.
         (calls cost just 66cents per six seconds; and no credit cards, please).
                                           >>>>>>>>just kidding y'all  grin  grin
Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by Greatpeter(m): 6:05pm On Jun 04, 2006
The earlier the better.

Nothing like that.

666 is different from 06/06/2006
Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by queen2(f): 7:42pm On Jun 04, 2006
Even if that day is like d other ones, anything can still happen.


its a secret i will not pour it here lipsrsealed
Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by Badman888(m): 7:47pm On Jun 04, 2006
lipsrsealed



u?
Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by queen2(f): 7:48pm On Jun 04, 2006
yes oh, i wont say nothing
Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by Badman888(m): 7:49pm On Jun 04, 2006
we heared alot of noise from y2k bug now this what next?
Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by danielorde(m): 8:51pm On Jun 04, 2006
Can someone post alink to where this 666 thing is written in scriptures, thanks.
Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by mlksbaby(f): 9:32pm On Jun 04, 2006
Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by dominobaby(f): 10:16pm On Jun 04, 2006
Milks, u got me smiling wt da prev. post.
Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by LiquidMind(m): 5:50am On Jun 05, 2006
IS THIS THE BEGINING OF THE ANTI CHRIST OR WHAT ?/?
Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by Gwaine(m): 11:34am On Jun 05, 2006
Could you imagine? angry I wonder what's all the fuss about Tuesday's date
that I got three calls alone today about 06/06/06! "What are you doing for
tomorrow?. . . so you're not anxious?. . . won't you go for tonight's vigil??"

I think some people pay too much attention to the wrong things for their
own good. Besides, 06/06/06 is just a date, it's not the beast!
Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by rotbog(m): 12:34pm On Jun 05, 2006
Wrong!

The Day of the Beast is 06/06/2066.

Ask the Conspiracy Theorists For Comfimation.

C U Then.

Bye.
Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by ThoniaSlim(f): 12:35pm On Jun 05, 2006
its  so funny how people just affiliate such common coincedence  grin.
Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by nikitareal(f): 1:15pm On Jun 05, 2006
IMAGINE THAT.
i went 2 browse one day wit ma friend n saw this website:prophesing dt there would rapture on 6/6/6.
said lot of things about artist like janet jackson,2pac.said jayz is an anti-christ.it is a pity i can't remember d name of d group n site.I ll say it is BIG TIME RUBBISH.dt said day wld be like any other day.dnt let any body scare you,enjoy dt day.
Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by KAG: 2:02pm On Jun 05, 2006
If Your Child Is Born on 06-06-06


A Checklist For Christian Mothers

Freehold, Iowa - A number of panicked Christian ladies across America are scheduled to give birth on June 6th, 2006. This date raises concern among church members since the numbers of that day also identify the son of Satan, the "Beast" from the book of Revelation. No decent, Christian family wants the little red bottom of the devil's spawn perched on a limb of their family tree, taking a dump on the branches below, much less sitting in a high-chair at the dinner table listening in on family prayers while quietly finalizing plans to sodomize mommy with the family vacuum. As such, Landover Baptist Creation Scientists have put together a checklist of recommended actions one should take if their baby is being born or was born on 06-06-06.

Is My Child The Devil's Son?
A Checklist for Christian Mothers

1. Ladies, keep your legs crossed until after midnight. A True Christian™ lady always keeps her knees together -- and June 6 is no time to stop. As your demon child willfully pushes and kicks, causing your lady hole to dilate to the size of a drainage pipe, keep your knees locked together at all times. This will give your demanding child a wonderful, early lesson that he can't always have his way. To underscore this valuable disciplinary message, as the devil child flops around, trying to claw its way out to the human world to do Lucifer's bidding, continue to warble in a loud voice, "La la la la la la la I CAN'T FEEL YOU!"

2. If at all possible, have your Baptist doctor induce the child to be born earlier. The most reliable method known to Creation Science to get a mother to go instantly into labor is to jump in front of her when she least expects it and scare the dickens out of her. If this doesn't prove scary enough, read the Bible to her. Otherwise, FedEx a love processing gift of $2,000 to " Landover Baptist Church , Freehold, Iowa 55369." As soon as your check clears, we will send you information on how to perform a "Creation Birth Reduction." Reduction will cause the mother to give birth two or three days out from her expected due date. If you have a weak stomach, allergies to dried locusts and can not drink human urine, the Reduction is not for you.

3. If the 06-06-06 date can not be avoided, make sure that the child is kept in a chicken cage on the hospital floor, and that there are at least two full grown hogs within four feet of the cage at all times. As a Bible believing Christian, you know that demons and pigs act like the two sides of Velcro when they are around each other (Mark 5:12-13), so keeping them by your newborn's side acts as a Godly safety net. If one of the hogs starts grinning and snorting, prancing about, or just plain acting full of the Devil's business by emptying its bowels all over the hospital floor, get it out to a lake and drown it as soon as humanly possible. And you don't have to be a Christ-killing Jew to know this: Goodness gracious, don't eat the bacon!

4. Make sure you check under your child's testicles for any peculiar markings. For it is not upon the head (as the hell bound Catholics incorrectly believe and, by all other indications, should be the last ones to be wrong in this regard), but rather hidden in the rough skin on the nape under a newborn's tiny tallywhacker, or slightly inside the anal cavity that one should be looking for any signs of the Evil One. Creation Scientists have observed that the so-called "taint" (the disagreeable area between the genitals and the anus) is where demons are most likely to post messages for each other.

5. Place your child in the care of our Creation Scientists for a period of 10-days. During this period, they will perform a Bible Crawl and conduct Creation Science Experiments on your newborn to determine if it needs to be shipped off the Landover Baptist Home for the Demonically Possessed in North Dakota. The shipping charges and five years of care costs will be billed monthly to the same credit card account you use when you drop your child off with us.

6. You might decide (as many Christian families in need have before you) that it is best just to sell your child to the cause of Creation Science. Our laboratory and research center will pay $18 a pound (17 cents a pound for mixed race infants) for any child under the age of 6-months. In making this decision, you can rest assured that you are doing something for the cause of Christendom™. Your family will be helping Creation Scientists better understand Satan's handiwork in early childhood development. This greater understanding will better prepare us in case (God forbid we'd have to suffer) there is a post-tribulational Rapture. If that is ever the case, the more we know about the enemy, the better.

7. Buy an enormous, full Korean wig that cascades thick locks of hair down your back to your waist. June 6, 2006 is no time for a pregnant woman to be walking around looking like a young boy, lest she be mistaken for Mia Farrow.

(from Landover Baptists).
Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by bluenubian(f): 2:23pm On Jun 05, 2006
all i can say is whatever!. when 6/6/06 comes which is tomorrow, it wont phase me one bit, the only reason im might be upset is that i ll be working 16hrs at my dang job!!
Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by bluenubian(f): 2:26pm On Jun 05, 2006
this birth thing is sickening, how can u tell someone to cross their legs till aftermidnite, even tho the baby is about to be born, what is this scientology or something
Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by KAG: 2:35pm On Jun 05, 2006
bluenubian:

this birth thing is sickening, how can u tell someone to cross their legs till aftermidnite, even tho the baby is about to be born, what is this scientology or something

It's Landover cheesy.
Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by bluenubian(f): 2:38pm On Jun 05, 2006
landover
Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by donaremu(m): 2:52pm On Jun 05, 2006
Hey, just to let you know that the day will be an ordinary day if we Christians nullify every plans of Satan and his agents. We have the name that is above all name which is JESUS. It is day of battle in the spiritual realm but all shall be well in Jesus name. Just say a word of pray for the our lovely world. cool
Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by bluenubian(f): 2:59pm On Jun 05, 2006
amen!!
Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by diddy4(m): 4:34pm On Jun 05, 2006
i second dat AMEN. AMEN again and again
Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by bolex(m): 4:38pm On Jun 05, 2006
I third that AMEN , AMEN , and AMEN
Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by diddy4(m): 4:40pm On Jun 05, 2006
@bolex

y u dey thief my style now? na wetin? u be oleee abi na barawu? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin



just joking man
Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by bolex(m): 4:43pm On Jun 05, 2006
;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by KAG: 4:55pm On Jun 05, 2006
bluenubian:

landover

Yeah, Landover Baptists. http://landoverbaptist.org/
Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by diddy4(m): 4:57pm On Jun 05, 2006
this is weird,
Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by bolex(m): 5:40pm On Jun 05, 2006
the whole world is turning into another thing

undecided
Re: 6th June, 2006 - 6/6/06 - Day Of The Beast? by MrBean(m): 7:08pm On Jun 05, 2006
KAG:

Yeah, Landover Baptists. http://landoverbaptist.org/


You are joking right? I am sure you know landover is just a group of young american boys having fun. it is not a real church.

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