Hmmm! It's not a small something o. Well, actually, it all started two day ago, which I'm in my uncle house. So small hungry catch me, so I look in the house, nothing much to chop only small plantain which I've not fried before.... So, I tell myself to fry it and chop, as I'm frying that plantain, so phone is ringing, so I look, it's a far place, so I now run, which I reach there, it's my father which call, so I now say, father call after, plantain frying. I keep it. So now, I now turn around, as I turn round, all of a suddenly everywhere in the house have turn to smoke. Hmmm, as I'm approaching, smoke is bigger, smoke is just bigger. It's a fearing something o! If it's you self, scared will fear you. So I now call on my God, I sing his song which daddy say make we dey sing. The sing did not work oh! The smoke is still biggering make I talk true. So I now call the name of Jesus three times. I shout Jesus Jesus Jesus! All of a miraculously, smoke start to be vanishing, to where? I no know. It's a miracle something o! Smoke start to disappearing small, small, small. Then, my plantain have burn to ashes. Hmmm...Praise the lord somebody. But my main testimony today is, I chop that charcoal and nothing has happen to me. Rejoice with me

Your ENGLISH needs a breakthough to share its own testimony.

@kraziechic ur english has making fire to catch my uncles house now....

Its an old joke posted by a male posing as an illiterate female to erupt laughter.

kraziechic: Hmmm! It's not a small something o. Well, actually, it all started two day ago, which I'm in my uncle house. So small hungry catch me, so I look in the house, nothing much to chop only small plantain which I've not fried before.... So, I tell myself to fry it and chop, as I'm frying that plantain, so phone is ringing, so I look, it's a far place, so I now run, which I reach there, it's my father which call, so I now say, father call after, plantain frying. I keep it. So now, I now turn around, as I turn round, all of a suddenly everywhere in the house have turn to smoke. Hmmm, as I'm approaching, smoke is bigger, smoke is just bigger. It's a fearing something o! If it's you self, scared will fear you. So I now call on my God, I sing his song which daddy say make we dey sing. The sing did not work oh! The smoke is still biggering make I talk true. So I now call the name of Jesus three times. I shout Jesus Jesus Jesus! All of a miraculously, smoke start to be vanishing, to where? I no know. It's a miracle something o! Smoke start to disappearing small, small, small. Then, my plantain have burn to ashes. Hmmm...Praise the lord somebody. But my main testimony today is, I chop that charcoal and nothing has happen to me. Rejoice with me

Notice how well the summary is well punctuated? With all the punctuation marks at strategic point giving one a clear definition to your fake stu.pidity. We all managed to laugh at your last thread guy, but now, the joke is on you.

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Vivly: Notice how well the summary is well punctuated? With all the punctuation marks at strategic point giving one a clear definition to your fake stu.pidity. We all managed to laugh at your last thread guy, but now, the joke is on you.

my dear, ur almost on every thread runing ur mouth like a sprinter.. Dont be overly critical pls, whether its funny or not u dnt ave to be insultive bourit. If ur too educated for dis site find an equal social media for yaself. #justSayin

macklef:

my dear, ur almost on every thread runing ur mouth like a sprinter.. Dont be overly critical pls, whether its funny or not u dnt ave to be insultive bourit. If ur too educated for dis site find an equal social media for yaself. #justSayin

Great! Now we've found the person behind the krazie chic's account. Thank you.

ASUU pls naw.

Vivly: Great! Now we've found the person behind the krazie chic's account. Thank you.

so what do we do with him na?

Vivly: Great! Now we've found the person behind the krazie chic's account. Thank you.

Ha madam investigator, george and jury. Stop talking robish. I don't knew you have been looking for the person between the kraziechic account, you should have send me a priveat mail and I will revel myself.

Besides your stopidity is very hyperactivity. And your levol of reasonen is zero. What di you meant by old joke, that this happen in your father house did not mean it can't happen in my uncles. Your levol of biterness its too high, is it ASUU tinz?

Now I've laughed. Thank you.

Vivly: Now I've laughed. Thank you.

That was more like it