This ridiculous questions happens in our everyday life, almost everybody is a victim..

just early today I was washing my car, my pretty neighbor was passing, maybe she wanted to drop a chat, then asked, "oh, are you washing your car?"
I silently replied, ' nope, I'm washing my private jet'

Imagine a situation whereby your friend is seeing you after a long time(especially the ladies)

She's like: It's a lie!!! Is this you
Your answer is like: hhun hun! it's not me, I dey represent my ancestors

Noctis:

Soren Bowie is undoubtedly the shizz.

yup! and Sean Baby too!

tonididdy: nairaland is easy to use...there are 3 categories of vips
-the endtime things vips
-the 1st to comment vips
-and members of the tonto dike fellowship
just be dedicated to this groups and see how sky rocketty your fame and status will be on here.

not forgetting the 'garri vip lounge'

Laff wan kill me ooooooo

alotofgrace: na only for norliwud u go see ghost wey look ryt look left b4 him cross road

Abeg no carry laff tear persin belle O!!!

Cathaliya: can I ask a question...?
Is that your moniker...?

After looking at your profile pics, I feel like singing Louis Armstrong's "What a wonderful world".

Adeniyi A.:

go hold live wire

haba, wat if he con go hold am nko?

Adeniyi A.:

go hold live wire

haba, wat if he con go hold am nko?

Na only for Nollywood wey you go see corpse wey dey inside coffin dey sweat

Falls from palm tree! [/quote][color=#006600][/color] OMg! Did u just Fall From a Palm Tree(Drops Handbag)

senbonzakura_kageyoshi:

yup! and Sean Baby too!

Abeg,i use God,ur papa nd mama,inshort whatever beg you to pls and pls update The Nightlies(the Benneth). *dnt knw if im correct with the spellingz. Guyz dy vex oh especialy me! Senbon,we are waiting . . .

i hate nigerian movies....no moral lesson

adebayo201:
Abeg,i use God,ur papa nd mama,inshort whatever beg you to pls and pls update The Nightlies(the Benneth). *dnt knw if im correct with the spellingz. Guyz dy vex oh especialy me! Senbon,we are waiting . . .

Ah, Oga mi, ma binu! I will do that ASAP!!!

sKeetz: I'm new here...please advise !!

quit

actor a, points a gun to actor b's chest. and actor a will keep saying "i will blow ur head off".....lolz, se na head d gun dey pointed to? nollywood no kuku kill person. i cant sit wit it 4 5minutes..

Lmao! #falling of nepa poll into river niger

That annoying moment wen an actor wants to commit sucide, puts the barrel to his head ,says goodbye and shoots himself four times in the head before falling down

This is so true jare!