the deliverance of JIM IYKE

The strangest thing..em...em...em...yeah!,the act of selling Employment...its so strange,I can't imagine someone who is looking for money,using money(dat he doesn't have o)to buy himself/herself an employment...SMH

The strangest tin i saw was 1 nepa man on top lada 4 pole wey wan put bk cut out light. Unfortunatly d tin shok am im com kari im head cum down 4 lada nd was confirmd dead few days leta! Na waow!

Celebration of nigeria @ 53 instead of ASUU @ 3months

nacotic: Twas during d terrifying reign of Otokoto who was renowned 4 human rituals in Imo st, a man was riding his bicycle 2 work n on getn thr he brought out his hankerchief 2 mop his face cos he was sweatn badly but alas he has been beheaded!

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old PDP, nPDP

Slim Shawty:

Lol...it happens everywhere,my bro told me of a guy he caught in Owerri.

which one b caught like it is a strange sumtin.at least 70 percent of boys self-service even girls wey dey form do self service.may b even ur bro dey do am.wel d strangest tin i hv seen is d way nigeria hate orderliness dey always want to beat any queue even in traffic they just drive to d oda side n block d whole road and no one can move.it is like nigerians hv switches in their head that cause them to scatter an ordered arrangement

s3nn2x: I still find it difficult to understand the reason whyGoats, Cats, dogs and birds would converge in my back yard by 1 am to have their meetings. I thought cats and dogs don't relate.

Also, In my house in Lagos, a strange animal or being decided to cry like a baby just outside my window by 2 a. m. I could not sleep that night.

Policemen asking for N20 before letting you pass, as if they were human toll gates.

Dude,u need serious Deliverance

s3nn2x: I still find it difficult to understand the reason whyGoats, Cats, dogs and birds would converge in my back yard by 1 am to have their meetings. I thought cats and dogs don't relate.

Also, In my house in Lagos, a strange animal or being decided to cry like a baby just outside my window by 2 a. m. I could not sleep that night.

Policemen asking for N20 before letting you pass, as if they were human toll gates.

Dude,u need serious Deliverance

Apo 7 killing of innocent squatters by armed soldiers and men of sss in September 2013.

The strangest thing have ever seen in Naija is the 13years old boy that hide himself under the tyre of a plane.If I have my way now,I'll award that boy.

tomtyte02:
Dude,u need serious Deliverance
Dude,u need serious Deliverance

Why? It actually happened years ago sha!

Jst comin down frm car late at nite after clubbin saw two police officers callin me askin me if I got weed for them.so strange nd a big embarrasment to me. Dis happened 2 wks bck

The craziest things ive seen in Nigeria are....

1'...Woman URINATING IN PUBLIC STANDING UP after getting off a luxurious bus... ( ENUGU)

2....A teenager shitting in the street.....I saw this from a distance.....(LAGOS)

3... My aunties House girl Violently beat the family dog, FOR NO REASON...I dont no why she did it...the dog wimped and looked harmless.

4.....Electricity BLACKOUT in a Night Club..when Music, Videos everything Stopped... I screamed with Shock before e generator kicked in.

5....A young boy aged about 22 (toasting me) and asking me for a date in Lagos Airport, and people proposing marriage because your from abroad.

6. A man riding Okada with his child, wife with GMG bag on her head...ALL ON ONE BIKE !!

7.. 8 year old children selling Pure water and gala in the street when they should be at school.

8....Weave-on hairstyle that looks like its been done by a blind person on crack.

9... BIg Duplex houses which have beautiful kitchens with toilets that dont flush and taps with no water comming out.

10...Nigerians patiently sitting for 3 HOURS Without Complaining, waiting for Delayed Arik flight..UNTILL AN UK NAIJA woman COMPLAINS resulting in airline appology and food given to everyone including elderly and heavily pregnant....( U guys like to suffer WHY )

11... The Church Collection going around 4 times in the service... This amazed me really!

Despite this ** I LOVE my FATHERLAND ** God Bless Nigeria !

Akpors is d strangest thing.

queenvic:
5....A young boy aged about 22 (toasting me) and asking me for a date in Lagos Airport,

at what age r we allowed 2 toast u

1. Plane in filling station
2. Bloody fight in National assembly.
3. Child marriage descussion. Etc.

Traffic hold-up @ airport
A plane colliding with a cow. (Smh)
Chidi lloyd and hon. Chinda
Al-mustapha saga (d justice is still a mystery)
The P.A's of ministers have their own P.A's too.