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Men. Will You Or Did You Change Your Mattress When You Are Married? by seedsower(m): 9:09am On Oct 07, 2013 |
Bachelors, will you change your mattress when you are married? Married men, did you change your mattress when you got married? You might have done many things on your mattress and your wife should need a fresh air, clean start and bed cleansing. |
Re: Men. Will You Or Did You Change Your Mattress When You Are Married? by AnodaIT(m): 9:17am On Oct 07, 2013 |
You are right, the mattress will remind me how Nneka held on to one side while I pounded her from behind and how I used a vaccum cleaner to mop out the excess fluid Blessing poured on my bed. But all beds look the same, it is a mind thing. Just change the cover and burn all previously used bedspread, pillow case, wrapper and possibly towel 2 Likes |
Re: Men. Will You Or Did You Change Your Mattress When You Are Married? by write2obi(m): 9:37am On Oct 07, 2013 |
Yes, cos I'll probably move to a bigger apartment. 1 Like |
Re: Men. Will You Or Did You Change Your Mattress When You Are Married? by greedie1(f): 9:52am On Oct 07, 2013 |
@ op, are u the legendary bed guy? 1 Like |
Re: Men. Will You Or Did You Change Your Mattress When You Are Married? by jmoore(m): 10:15am On Oct 07, 2013 |
My plan is to move into a new house after my wedding. Many things will change including the mattress. I will go for the jumbo size |
Re: Men. Will You Or Did You Change Your Mattress When You Are Married? by sagitarius(m): 10:55am On Oct 07, 2013 |
Yep, I changed mine immediately after my wedding. Got a bigger one as a wedding present from my mother in-law. I would still have changed it regardless... Cos d one I used as a Bachelor was a bit small and too many things happened on it 1 Like |
Re: Men. Will You Or Did You Change Your Mattress When You Are Married? by Exponental(m): 10:59am On Oct 07, 2013 |
There is no need. In as much as u already have ur apartment before marriage....datzall! Except u are relocating or it's in a terrible state. |
Re: Men. Will You Or Did You Change Your Mattress When You Are Married? by Tuntheycr7: 11:11am On Oct 07, 2013 |
I wud changed ma bed few months to ma weddin jux 4 a bigger one. Though all wat happned to d bed are courtesy of ma intendin wife so |
Re: Men. Will You Or Did You Change Your Mattress When You Are Married? by seedsower(m): 2:52pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
[quote author=sagitarius]Yep, I changed mine immediately after my wedding. Got a bigger one as a wedding present from my mother in-law. I would still have changed it regardless... Cos d one I used as a Bachelor was a bit small and too many things happened on it[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] hmm |
Re: Men. Will You Or Did You Change Your Mattress When You Are Married? by lacicrips(m): 5:51pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
Naah. I just bought the damn thing, and it's one big gigantic modafucka. |
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