Ladies: Will you date a suave man if he acts or talks feminine but claims to be straight OR better still if he confessed to you that he's been involved in homosexual activity once about 10 years ago?

Guys: Will you date a red hot woman that has a deep voice, hairy chest(i heard chics with hairs on their chest are usually rough in bed) OR she told you she once tried sex with another girl long time ago but quit because she never liked it.

RedHotChic:

Guys: Will you date a woman that has a deep voice, hairy chest(i heard chics with hairs on their chest are usually rough in bed) OR she told you she once tried sex with another girl long time ago but quit because s[b]he never liked it[/b].

riposte:

In short, will I date you? NO.

Bleep no!! wha da! 99% of the time, the dude is gay

and if he was involve in it. . lawwwd, why am I even answering this? F.CU.K N.O!

Bleep no!! wha da! 99% of the time, the dude is gay

and if he was involve in it. . lawwwd, why am I even answering this? F.CU.K N.O!

He was involved with it only once that that was like 13 years ago and since then he's been doing only women. Will that still be a no?

He maybe just a metro-sexual, so many guys are like that these days. Not me I'm a freaking pig with nasty finger nails and I love drinking beer and fart in public.

CH3COO:

riposte:

In short, will i date you? NO.

lmao. . .lyk she was askin yhu to.

. Sweetheart, sebi you know I will never cheat on you.

RedHotChic:

He was involved with it only once that that was like 13 years ago and since then he's been doing only women. Will that still be a no?

ehrrrrrrrm, sorry. . but N.O!!
13 years? 20 years? w/e he still did it, and he might still remember it and still wanna do it

Mesmerize:

ehrrrrrrrm, sorry. . but N.O!!
13 years? 20 years? w/e he still did it, and he might still remember it and still want to do it

The dude is clearly a gay. How do you go back when you already went black. _{unless you're michael jackson or something}

some girls will say HELL TO THE NO

CH3COO:

.  Sweetheart, sebi you know I will never cheat on you.

yhu have to help me by doin so

I would never go near a guy that admits to having had a homo experience in the past even if it was a bazillion years ago because what ever led him to try such a thing in the past may suddenly attack him again and then he'll start acting odd 

I don't think that it is possible for a man that is totally straight to act so effeminate that it becomes very apparent. Being neat and hygiene conscious is different, as that can be done without behaving like a lady. Some "metrosexuals" take it too far to the point that you wouldn't be able to call them anything but gay. Not that I think that there's anything wrong with being homosexual _{just don't use metrosexuality as a way to cover it up} 

That means that none of you will agree to marry Donnie Mcclurking then?

Who is that?

RedHotChic:

That means that none of you will agree to marry Donnie Mcclurking then?

Donnie McWho?

RedHotChic:

Ladies: Will you date a suave man if he acts or talks feminine but claims to be straight OR better still if he confessed to you that he's been involved in homosexual activity once about 10 years ago?

Guys: Will you date a red hot woman that has a deep voice, hairy chest(i heard chics with hairs on their chest are usually rough in bed) OR she told you she once tried sex with another girl long time ago but quit because she never liked it.

You need to see a SHRINK if these are your imaginations??
Are u this idle?  Would i date a babe with hairy chest?? Why not ask if i would date King Kong??
Puerco Gordo!!

Ladies: Will you date a suave man if he acts or talks feminine but claims to be straight OR better still if he confessed to you that he's been involved in homosexual activity once about 10 years ago?

wat da hell for?no way

Hannibal:

You need to see a SHRINK if these are your imaginations??
Are u this idle? Would i date a babe with hairy chest?? [b]Why not ask if i would date King Kong??[/b]Puerco Gordo!!

Would you date King Kong?

Riskie:

Would you date King Kong?

Would u date Godzilla?

@ Riskie,

Cute pic you have on your profile, you take style fine sha. King Kong no be persin pikin ? why you dey ask that kind question.

Donnie McWho?

Common, Donnie McClurkin confessed to being a homosexual before he got born again. He's now happily married with kids and sleeps with men no more. Is his case not a similar one?

@ Hannibal: I asked you first, but anyway no.  

@Ijiji: Thanks . I asked him that because he said "Why not ask if I would date King Kong?"

ehrrrrrrrm, sorry. . but N.O!!
13 years? 20 years? w/e he still did it, and he might still remember it and still want to d

What if the guy is very masculine, you fell in love with him, married him and made 2 kids happily with him. One day he came back from work and said: " Mesme honey, you can't believe I ran into my old secondary school sex buddie. The dude introduced me into that "shitty" thing but i thank God I got delivered from it. What will you do? pack your two kids and desert the marriage?

You need to see a SHRINK if these are your imaginations??

You too need to see a babalawo to perform rituals on your head.
Again: what is wrong with hairy chics?

Riskie:

@ Hannibal: I asked you first, but anyway no.  

That was me at ma sarcastic best!!!

RedHotChic:

You too need to see a babalawo to perform rituals on your head.

Bloody Ilesha chic.

Bloody Ilesha chic.

Stop hating please cos you know that ilesha is ebeano.

That was ur sarcastic best I myself was being sarcastic in answering a rhetorical question

RedHotChic:

Stop hating please because you know that ilesha is ebeano.

What the F is ebeano??
I have met crazy chics but your insanity is top drawer.

Who would date a babe with XXY chromosome??
Hairy Chest, Deep Voice, Beards and a bloated scrotum??

@ Riskie,

Congratx!!!

there is no day i log on to nairaland dat i will not find hannibal and redhotchic smooching each other in love,haba cant i have a moment peace

Hannibal:

You need to see a SHRINK if these are your imaginations??
Are u this idle?  Would i date a babe with hairy chest?? Why not ask if i would date King Kong??
Puerco Gordo!!

Muy Malo mi esposo, 


@topic
By their fruits you shall know them, So your boyfriend spends longer than you in the shower.When he emerges he smells like the Botanical Garden, His nails are well trimmed, He spends time shaving his legs every other day.  He claps his tongue when he speaks. He steals your lipglosses. He carries around a Victoria secret handlotion in his bag, He walks with his legs tightly together.  He watches his butt 24/7 in anything with a reflection, He out dresses you, Ms. Chang at the Nail Salon knows him by name, as his Pedi and Mani are religiously done every week,   Need I say more?  

OK. Ladies do you Need Jesus to come down out of heaven to tell you HE IS GAY??Abeg!!

Who would date a babe with XXY chromosome??
Hairy Chest, Deep Voice, Beards and a bloated scrotum??

Mightydick!!!!

By mightydick
as long as she has a pussie - hot, juicy, wet and ready to receive my long shinny prince - my di kc.

Chat2MeBac:

Muy Malo mi esposo,

Gracias!!

@topic
By their fruits you shall know them, So your boyfriend spends longer than you in the shower.When he emerges he smells like the Botanical Garden, His nails are well trimmed, He spends time shaving his legs every other day.  He claps his tongue when he speaks. He steals your lipglosses. He carries around a Victoria secret handlotion in his bag, He walks with his legs tightly together.  He watches his butt 24/7 in anything with a reflection, He out dresses you, Ms. Chang at the Nail Salon knows him by name, as his Pedi and Mani are religiously done every week,  Need I say more?  

OK. Ladies do you Need Jesus to come down out of heaven to tell you HE IS GAY??Abeg,

Please. . . . . Please. . . . . . Please.   He is simply metrosexual.

What do y'all women want?
If he is smelly, u complain. . . . . If his toe-nails are rusty, y'all complain.
I see no problem with a guy that knows how to groom himself BUT he must not impale a male's butt.

jek_kad:

there is no day i log on to nairaland that i will not find hannibal and redhotchic smooching each other in love,haba can't i have a moment peace

Me and OsunAmazon are cat and dog on this forum. . . .
I am sick of her topics. Sometimes she is brilliant, sometimes i just wanna put 2 slugs in her dome.

What the F is ebeano??

I'll get back @ you when i get the exact meaning but if you watch Nollywood you'll have an idea of what it means.