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Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 12:56pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Just wanted to start all funny update either on bbm, facebook as I felt nairalnders deserve to smile whenever they click and this topics. And most importantly celebrate a good days ahead just for fun......derailers you welcome (take front seat) it gonna be bumper to bumper and top jokers should add those funny update too . It just got to be awesome here .........pls always click on those LIKE buttons whenever I got you smiling,giggling,laughing.......... And other feel free to update una update ........ Let's go there ............... Laugh until you pass away....... Laugh until you poo away.....but as u don laugh finish come back to life like new serviced tokunbo generator to drop ur tithes(comment).......chairs!! Cheers!! Share!!! |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 12:57pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Who said English is simple Read sister Nkechi's testimony! "praise the rord.Hmmm its not a small something.well,actually it all started a two day ago,which i'm in my house.so a small hungry is catching me,so i look in d house,nothing much 2 chop only small plantain which i' ave not fried before...so, i tell myself to fry it and chop,as i'm fry dat plantain,so phone ringing,so as i look,its a faring place,so i now run,which i reach there,its my father which call,so i now say ,father call after,plantain frying.I keep it.so now i now turn arround,as i turn round,all of a suddenly everywhere in my house have turn to smoke.Children of God as i'm approaching,smoke is bigging,smoke is jst bigging and biginning.it's a fearing thing o!if it's you self,afraid will catch you.so i now cal the name of jesus three times.i shout jesus jesus jesus!all of a miraculously,smoke start to be vanishing,to where?i no know its a miracle something o!!!smoke start to dissapering small small,small.then my plantain have burn to matches.Hallelujah....praise the lort somebodies.But my main testimony today be say,i chop that charcoal and nothing is happen to me.praise the rord".Hahahaha. 11 Likes |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 12:58pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Yoruba mums produce the best range of slaps: Igbati, Ifoti, Igbaju, Igbarun, Iforun, Ifakun , Ibadi,Abara. These slaps will make you think you were adopted. Igbati will make you correct your wrong lesekese! The beauty of Ifoti is you will confess your sins on the spot. igbarun, will let u forget ur name Igbaju and Iforun will make you snitch on all those who committed the crime with you without hesitation. Abara and Iladi will make you pee in your newpants! Now Abara is the worst.. This will make you do all of the above at once! God bless our parents for the good upbringing! Which one is yr, dad, mum and step-mum favorite? 9 Likes |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 1:01pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Guys if you wanna ask a girl out, go straight to the point. What is how is mummy and daddy? E concern you 3 Likes |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 1:01pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
E saw her picture on Fb and said 'she smells' nice' ...I didn't know dat dey cud smell ppl thru their pics oooo,mtcheeeew bush guy 2 Likes |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 1:02pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
U Frustrate Ur Amazing & Faithful Bf and ur mentality is : if he's d right 0ne he won't leave WeLL!! I pray u don't die single 1 Like |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 1:03pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
We live in a country where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity. 2 Likes |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by Tapout(m): 1:03pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
fflamingo: Who said English is simple
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Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 1:03pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Every girl deserves a guy who takes her out on a date, and not touch her anywhere but her heart. 1 Like |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 1:04pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
"I need to talk to you" is one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you've ever done in your life. 5 Likes |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by Ladiva49(f): 1:47pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
fflamingo: Who said English is simplelwkmd |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 2:53pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Ladies don't dress 2 impress men. They dress 2 "Out-dress" other ladies. If they were trying 2 impress men they'd just run around naked 5 Likes |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 2:55pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
OLD ENGLISH: I haveth thou nothing to say as I faileth to be Intrigued or astonished by thy conversation... NEW ENGLISH: K 6 Likes |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 2:55pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
All dese facebook chicks be updating 'wanna go ave my bath'... wat du yu want us 2du? inbox u sum soap? 4 Likes |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 2:56pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Why Won't Some Girls Have Spiritual Boo When they Sleep Naked? So You Think Those Evil Spirits Don't Like Girls Too Abi? 1 Like |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 2:56pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Don't sleep with her if you know you won't marry her. What is the essence of jss1 -sss3 if you know you won't do WAEC? 2 Likes |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 2:57pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
I had a crush on her until I met her at the canteen trying to order for the 11th wrap of fufu ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡) 2 Likes |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 2:59pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
If not for anything, abeg still Thank God say Mosquito no dey fit transmit HIV. E for Bloody sha....... How africa go be one mosquito bit na die |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 3:00pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Kill an American citizen and 1 million policemen will b deployed to search 4 u but kill 1 million Nigerians U will be invited for amnesty 3 Likes |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 3:00pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Every girl has a price. For some its diamond rings, some its fried rice & for some its just a bottle of La Casera |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 3:01pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
You giv am erection, u kor carry am enter room, he don off shirt, then u shout April Fool... My sister, he will RAPE ur Destiny!! 4 Likes |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 3:03pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
If china fone alarm no fit wake you up,ur matter don go beyond physical. 1 Like |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 3:04pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
A lawyer hopes you get into trouble,A doctor hopes you fall ill.An undertaker hopes you fall dead,only a thief wishes you well. #IronyOfLife 5 Likes |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by Ladiva49(f): 8:33pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
fflamingo: Kill an American citizen and 1 million policemen will bhahaha. Thats niga 4 you o,a boy from benin snuck an entered the tire of a plane to lagos and benin government gave him a scholarshp. For what now?instead of punishmnt. I read this and i was like 'na im dem knw tel us since make all of us go hide enter plane tire' |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 11:11pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
Don't be suprised when you see boys Praying for a club they hate so much to win. NAIRA BET is involved. 1 Like |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 12:27am On Oct 14, 2013 |
You know you are hopeless when you ask a blind girl out, and she replies "No, I'm seeing someone else. 2 Likes |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by sweetiePe(f): 11:02am On Oct 14, 2013 |
Funny Status updates on FB, Twitter and BBM during the times of Moses, Noah, Adam and Abraham: 1. Guys its scary, Lot's wife just turned into a pillar of salt #shaking# 2. Pimping my camel, Jerusalem here i come.. 3.Chilling with Moses on Mt Sinai miracle things.. More Funny jokes>>>http://www.rosyside.com/pt/Funniest-Akpors-Jokes-Collection-10.11.2013/discussion.htm |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by Nobody: 12:03pm On Oct 14, 2013 |
Some too na BB some na Brazilian hair |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 1:19pm On Oct 14, 2013 |
MONEY HAS A LOT OF NAMES!!! In church we call it (Offering) In a wedding we call it (Bride price) When you owe someone (Loan) When we pay the government (Tax) In court (Maintenance) Government to old age people (Pension) Boss to workers (Salary) And when a Boyfriend gives to his Girlfriend money, what do you call it?? |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 1:21pm On Oct 14, 2013 |
How to Cross the Road In Nigeria: Look right and left for cars & bike, Look up for aeroplane , Look down for bomb, Look back for kidnappers, hold ur bag tight And watch d person bside u. Den walk zigzag 2 avoid stray bullet. No Be so? 1 Like |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 4:56am On Oct 26, 2013 |
A mother spends about 20 years training her son.. And a girl makes him a fool in 20 minutes.. Pathetic. |
Re: Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More by fflamingo(m): 4:57am On Oct 26, 2013 |
At the age of 25,you cannot cook,sweep,wash clothes and you want men to love you for who you are.. SISTER,pls who are you ? 3 Likes |
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