Pius Adesanmi via FB:
What will it take for Oga to sack any of the corrupt women working under him? I don't like the Baba Sala policy going on in Aso Rock with regard to certain corrupt women. Remember: as High Court Judge in one of his most memorable radio plays, Baba Sala delivered a philosophical ruling opinion that beautiful, fair-skinned ladies do not tell lies. So incensed was Baba Sala by the defendant's allegation that his fair-skinned accuser was lying that he ordered the coconut cracked on the head of the poor fellow as warning to those who may be dreaming of accusing beautiful women of telling lies in the future. Beautiful, fair-skinned ladies do not tell lies, he screamed repeatedly as he delivered his judgement. Replace "lies" with "corrupt" and somebody in Aso Rock seems to be plagiarizing Baba Sala's playbook while listening to the highlife classic, "omo pupa o, omo pupa lemi nfe, omo pupa o jowo ko feran mi o" (light-complexioned woman, I love you, light complexioned woman, please love me). Somebody seems to be saying that omo pupa cannot be corrupt. We screamed about Diezani Allison Madueke's kilimanjaro corruption. For where? We screamed about Arunmah Oteh's corruption. Nothing doing. Now Stella Oduah is buying cars more expensive than Obama's limo while presiding over Molue planes that are killing bucket loads of innocent citizens. As for me and my household, we shall not be joining the outcry against her for this latest daylight plundering of the Nigerian treasury. Discretion is the better part of valour jare. With Diezani and Oteh, Oga has given sufficient body language that he does not appreciate it when Nigerians say that an omo pupa is corrupt. Since una no dey hear word and una no sabi read body language, I have a hunch Oga will have no other choice than to order the coconut cracked on the heads of those going after Oduah for the bulletproof BMWs. Eyin alai gboran wonyi. I love my head and I don't want it to play host to Oga's coconut. You guys are OYO o!

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Can't stop laughing.....really funny,coconut.....lolz...

Very funny beautiful fair skinned ladies no dey mess sef

Good one