LADIES: KNOW YOUR BRIDE PRICE ...

Tall and yellow = 300k
Tall and fair = 230k
Tall and dark = 250k
Medium height (fair or yellow) = 180k
Medium height (dark) = 100k
Short (fair) = 50k
Short (dark) = 30k
Dwarf (fair) = 10k
Dwarf (dark) = 5k

Every gurl will fill in one of the above categories...

Then you start addition and subtraction as follows:

Beautiful = plus 100k
Ugly= minus 187k
Curvy hips = plus 150k
Curvy non saggy boobs = plus 60k
Slim= plus 30k
Fat = minus 20k
Long hair = plus 12k
Short hair = minus 15k
No hair = minus 75k
With big tommy = minus 50k
Flat tommy = plus 30k
With dimples = plus 35k
Great smiles = plus 30k
Do your calculations well guys!!! I hope
You don't owe your in-law in the
Process.
>>>Guys start saving now... Lol

This is hilarious!! Cray fish things.

Joke section please...... This place is for people having issues with kpekusing matter....next 8-)

I don't think skin colour has anything to do with the dowry. It all depends on the individual.

hahahahhaa

This is so funny and we just need it.
Family section has been very boring lately.
Thanks op.


So dwarf + ugly will hv to pay the man 182k.
Hmmnn..... That's a very good investment if I must say.

Medium height and dark=100k+beautiful(100k)+curvy hips(150k)-fat(20k)+long hair (12k) -stomach(50k) chaiiiiiii"not that big though"+beautiful smile(30k).............total=322k!

let me calculate mine sharperly

jonaji:
LADIES: KNOW YOUR BRIDE PRICE ...

Medium height (fair or yellow) = 180k

Beautiful = plus 100k
Curvy hips = plus 150k
Curvy non saggy boobs = plus 60k
Slim= plus 30k
Short hair = minus 15k
Flat tommy = plus 30k
Great smiles = plus 30k

Do your calculations well guys!!! I hope
You don't owe your in-law in the
Process.
>>>Guys start saving now... Lol

Someone should punch the calculator for me abeg, the thing reach 600k. Na chicken change na.

Ok. Let me look for calculator. I dey come

Btw, you expect me to go and balance my in-laws after 4 yrs??

Lol.....dis is so funny.

Lmao.....silly thread!
Btw what's the difference between fair and yellow?
And doesn't level of education attained count for anything?

What a thread!

jonaji:
LADIES: KNOW YOUR BRIDE PRICE ...

Tall and yellow = 300k
Tall and fair = 230k
Tall and dark = 250k
Medium height (fair or yellow) = 180k
Medium height (dark) = 100k
Short (fair) = 50k
Short (dark) = 30k
Dwarf (fair) = 10k
Dwarf (dark) = 5k

Every gurl will fill in one of the above categories...

Then you start addition and subtraction as follows:

Beautiful = plus 100k
Ugly= minus 187k
Curvy hips = plus 150k
Curvy non saggy boobs = plus 60k
Slim= plus 30k
Fat = minus 20k
Long hair = plus 12k
Short hair = minus 15k
No hair = minus 75k
With big tommy = minus 50k
Flat tommy = plus 30k
With dimples = plus 35k
Great smiles = plus 30k
Do your calculations well guys!!! I hope
You don't owe your in-law in the
Process.
>>>Guys start saving now... Lol

Very disgusting thread.
Neo-Colonialism at work
Might be a joke but when Yellow-fair costs more than dark you know why Africans are backward. Never appreciating their own, only worshiping Oyibo instead

#ShakingMyHead

hahaha
cant stop laughing...

Mine is arnd 410k..
wat abt edu qualifications n career??

hehehe guys save wel o inorder nt t be takn unaware!

ds post is realy funny sha....

Bride price of about 2k - 5k is good enough for some people.

yellowpawpaw: This is so funny and we just need it.
Family section has been very boring lately.
Thanks op.


So dwarf + ugly will hv to pay the man 182k.
Hmmnn..... That's a very good investment if I must say.

poor investment...picken go suffer

vivianc: let me calculate mine sharperly



Someone should punch the calculator for me abeg, the thing reach 600k. Na chicken change na.

you go tey for house

What if the girl fine, tall, curvyy, beautiful

but mumu