Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,194,860 members, 7,956,240 topics. Date: Monday, 23 September 2024 at 08:20 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Family / Ladies , This Is How To Calculate Your Bride Price ! (2875 Views)
7 Facts About Bride Price That Will Shock You. / Girls Who Cohabited In The University Do Not Deserve Bride Price!!! / How To Calculate Anyone's Age With Their Shoe Size (2) (3) (4)
Ladies , This Is How To Calculate Your Bride Price ! by jonaji(m): 10:34am On Oct 18, 2013 |
LADIES: KNOW YOUR BRIDE PRICE ... Tall and yellow = 300k Tall and fair = 230k Tall and dark = 250k Medium height (fair or yellow) = 180k Medium height (dark) = 100k Short (fair) = 50k Short (dark) = 30k Dwarf (fair) = 10k Dwarf (dark) = 5k Every gurl will fill in one of the above categories... Then you start addition and subtraction as follows: Beautiful = plus 100k Ugly= minus 187k Curvy hips = plus 150k Curvy non saggy boobs = plus 60k Slim= plus 30k Fat = minus 20k Long hair = plus 12k Short hair = minus 15k No hair = minus 75k With big tommy = minus 50k Flat tommy = plus 30k With dimples = plus 35k Great smiles = plus 30k Do your calculations well guys!!! I hope You don't owe your in-law in the Process. >>>Guys start saving now... Lol 2 Likes |
Re: Ladies , This Is How To Calculate Your Bride Price ! by Coldfeet(f): 11:03am On Oct 18, 2013 |
This is hilarious!! Cray fish things. |
Re: Ladies , This Is How To Calculate Your Bride Price ! by Nobody: 11:22am On Oct 18, 2013 |
Joke section please...... This place is for people having issues with kpekusing matter....next 8-) 2 Likes |
Re: Ladies , This Is How To Calculate Your Bride Price ! by Nobody: 11:49am On Oct 18, 2013 |
I don't think skin colour has anything to do with the dowry. It all depends on the individual. |
Re: Ladies , This Is How To Calculate Your Bride Price ! by oyinbogirl(f): 12:03pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
hahahahhaa |
Re: Ladies , This Is How To Calculate Your Bride Price ! by Nobody: 1:18pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
This is so funny and we just need it. Family section has been very boring lately. Thanks op. So dwarf + ugly will hv to pay the man 182k. Hmmnn..... That's a very good investment if I must say. 1 Like |
Re: Ladies , This Is How To Calculate Your Bride Price ! by Nobody: 2:25pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
Medium height and dark=100k+beautiful(100k)+curvy hips(150k)-fat(20k)+long hair (12k) -stomach(50k) chaiiiiiii"not that big though"+beautiful smile(30k).............total=322k! 1 Like |
Re: Ladies , This Is How To Calculate Your Bride Price ! by vivianc(f): 2:56pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
let me calculate mine sharperly jonaji: Someone should punch the calculator for me abeg, the thing reach 600k. Na chicken change na. 1 Like |
Re: Ladies , This Is How To Calculate Your Bride Price ! by oluplus(m): 2:59pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
Ok. Let me look for calculator. I dey come Btw, you expect me to go and balance my in-laws after 4 yrs?? |
Re: Ladies , This Is How To Calculate Your Bride Price ! by jumzzy448: 3:12pm On Oct 18, 2013 |
Lol.....dis is so funny. |
Re: Ladies , This Is How To Calculate Your Bride Price ! by Chinwem(f): 8:42am On Oct 19, 2013 |
Lmao.....silly thread! Btw what's the difference between fair and yellow? And doesn't level of education attained count for anything? |
Re: Ladies , This Is How To Calculate Your Bride Price ! by EfemenaXY: 9:26am On Oct 20, 2013 |
What a thread! |
Re: Ladies , This Is How To Calculate Your Bride Price ! by kenyarttar: 11:13am On Oct 20, 2013 |
jonaji: Very disgusting thread. Neo-Colonialism at work Might be a joke but when Yellow-fair costs more than dark you know why Africans are backward. Never appreciating their own, only worshiping Oyibo instead #ShakingMyHead 2 Likes |
Re: Ladies , This Is How To Calculate Your Bride Price ! by veave(f): 6:39pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
hahaha cant stop laughing... |
Re: Ladies , This Is How To Calculate Your Bride Price ! by ortodox: 7:05pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Mine is arnd 410k.. wat abt edu qualifications n career?? hehehe guys save wel o inorder nt t be takn unaware! ds post is realy funny sha.... 1 Like |
Re: Ladies , This Is How To Calculate Your Bride Price ! by bluuu: 3:53pm On Oct 22, 2013 |
Re: Ladies , This Is How To Calculate Your Bride Price ! by juman(m): 5:24pm On Oct 22, 2013 |
Bride price of about 2k - 5k is good enough for some people. |
Re: Ladies , This Is How To Calculate Your Bride Price ! by mumumugu(m): 8:47pm On Oct 23, 2013 |
yellowpawpaw: This is so funny and we just need it. poor investment...picken go suffer |
Re: Ladies , This Is How To Calculate Your Bride Price ! by mumumugu(m): 8:48pm On Oct 23, 2013 |
vivianc: let me calculate mine sharperly you go tey for house |
Re: Ladies , This Is How To Calculate Your Bride Price ! by mumumugu(m): 8:50pm On Oct 23, 2013 |
What if the girl fine, tall, curvyy, beautiful but mumu |
(1) (Reply)
She Said She Was Going To Vigil And Ended Up Getting Pregnant For Another Man / Have I Betrayed My Husband?i Only Wanted To Have Some Fun / Marriage Pressure
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 19 |