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Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by Stegomiah(f): 8:35pm On Jun 15
SirMichael1:


One tenth? Are you sure you can manage one-tenth as your bride price, because I feel that it's too small but what do I know... Love knows no bounds wink

You've started stalking again abi? cheesy I hope I didn't give you the impression that I'm a trouble maker. But I love making trouble sha cheesy

But sorry o, it's just that some people by default were born stupid, so I try as much as possible to rectify the loosed nuts, but I can only try. grin

Congrats my dear. So I'll be seeing you more frequently around here wink it's nice to have you back.

But hey, make sure you join my league o, the league of trouble makers because if you don't attack first, they will. wink


BTW, where are you from?

I have been quiet here lately....
Barely have time for myself
I'm currently in a very stressful posting...
One you gotta read every single day...
They don't give us time to prepare for exams....
If exam is tomorrow lecture will still hold a day to
So sorry to burst your bubble....
I'm not close to being back
But i do come here everyday to keep up with daily gifts

I'm from ogun state...

Congrats on your IT.... So happy for you

The one-tenth is not related to bride price.... It's just your tithe..... So let's say you being paid 30k every month... I get 3k...lol
Just kidding though

Hope you are fine!
Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by SirMichael1: 11:39pm On Jun 21
Stegomiah:


I have been quiet here lately....
Barely have time for myself
I'm currently in a very stressful posting...
One you gotta read every single day...
They don't give us time to prepare for exams....
If exam is tomorrow lecture will still hold a day to
So sorry to burst your bubble....
I'm not close to being back
But i do come here everyday to keep up with daily gifts

I'm from ogun state...

Congrats on your IT.... So happy for you

The one-tenth is not related to bride price.... It's just your tithe..... So let's say you being paid 30k every month... I get 3k...lol
Just kidding though

Hope you are fine!

[b]So you're a Yoruba omogé after all and you're actually gonna be my second Yoruba female friend. Hope you won't be like the first though. Damn! That lady played with my feelings like a toy and as if that wasn't enough, she now 'chooked' me inside friend-zone and left me there saying that I should just remain amongst her list of waiting boyfriends shocked (Waiting boyfriends oh! That was really harsh embarassed). Yeah! She actually had a list like she was some job employing unemployed or underemployed guys grin. She do me o and even after she broke up with her bf she still didn't consider me cry cry It was that bad, I tell ya (Lol grin. Don't get carried away by my plight, she is a nice lady by the way. At least that was what she said before she friendzoned me. "You're really a nice guy". Ever since then, I hated the word 'nice'. Tell me it's was 'nice' hearing from you or 'nice' seeing you and I'll almost beat you to pulp or tell me something 'nice' and I'd bash you. Lol, I'm just kidding o)[/b]

By the way, I was really not gonna reply your mentions again as I don't do this long talks (I dislike writing because I run out of words pretty fast
and also dislike having to discus with a particular individual back and forth on a public forum. You're actually my first.)


I'm doing fine o and I did observe your quietness and was actually wondering what was still keeping you on leash even after finishing your exams cos I actually know you're a great writer and you love to write wink (I had the privilege of going through some of your post).

Eyah, I honestly feel your pain. It must really be tough on you as it is on everyone else but you gotta endure as the end is almost near. Don't give up o. No be you talk say you wan study medicine, so don't complain cheesy. Soon and very soon, 'Dr' will be added to stegomiah smiley (Wait! is that moniker even related to your name?) and then you'll start hearing folks calling you 'Dr stegomiah' (that's if they don't call you that already), 'Dr Stegomiah, there's a patient in the 'IU' and you're needed urgently as you're the only qualified doctor on ground'.

When you finish eh, I'll advice you to further your studies abroad. It will give you a clean edge over others. ma ṣe dààmú, you'll be fine. The way to the top is tough and has many obstacles, only the determined, hardworking, smart ones and diligent ones get there. (I know you have those qualities)

So like I said earlier, I don't really like sending messages back and forth to an anonymous or a 'near-anonymous' individual on a faceless platform, so describe your physical features, your hobbies and what not to me. Like your eyes, your smile, your complexion, your boob size and your ass coupled with your height or you could just send me a photo describing the above features and then your height. Don't worry, we'd still be friends no matter what I see. wink

Okay, I think you pretty much lost the whole concept of the bride-price ish. A 'human' collecting one-tenth of an income isn't called a tithe, it could be called anything from tax to donations but not tithe so there's absolutely no way I could have paid my tithe to you. I was only messing with your head when I called it a bride-price wink


You may have noticed some of the threads I created, those weren't me (Okay, everything was me except the latter). I just made them up to spark some public opinion. I wanted to see some reactions and that was that. Some of my posts do not describe who I am in reality.

And errm... I kinda need my 'Sir' back as I noticed you stopped referring me to that after you found out that I am 21. cheesy For real, I need my sir back o grin
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Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by djkotech(m): 11:25pm On Aug 17
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Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by mbadare: 12:16pm On Sep 07
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Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by SirMichael1: 4:05pm On Sep 07
You stegomiah really have a knack for ignoring mentions right? angry
Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by Stegomiah(f): 2:49pm On Sep 08
SirMichael1:
You stegomiah really have a knack for ignoring mentions right? angry
I'm sorry dear
I haven't commented on NL since GOT stopped airing
I just come to check FP posts and go..... School wahala

I trust you doing fine and how is IT going?
I see you have found a home in romance section
And you have carved a niche for yourself

You doing just fine.... Keep it up lol
Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by Stegomiah(f): 3:01pm On Sep 08
SirMichael1:


[b]So you're a Yoruba omogé after all and you're actually gonna be my second Yoruba female friend. Hope you won't be like the first though. Damn! That lady played with my feelings like a toy and as if that wasn't enough, she now 'chooked' me inside friend-zone and left me there saying that I should just remain amongst her list of waiting boyfriends shocked (Waiting boyfriends oh! That was really harsh embarassed). Yeah! She actually had a list like she was some job employing unemployed or underemployed guys grin. She do me o and even after she broke up with her bf she still didn't consider me cry cry It was that bad, I tell ya (Lol grin. Don't get carried away by my plight, she is a nice lady by the way. At least that was what she said before she friendzoned me. "You're really a nice guy". Ever since then, I hated the word 'nice'. Tell me it's was 'nice' hearing from you or 'nice' seeing you and I'll almost beat you to pulp or tell me something 'nice' and I'd bash you. Lol, I'm just kidding o)[/b]

By the way, I was really not gonna reply your mentions again as I don't do this long talks (I dislike writing because I run out of words pretty fast
and also dislike having to discus with a particular individual back and forth on a public forum. You're actually my first.)


I'm doing fine o and I did observe your quietness and was actually wondering what was still keeping you on leash even after finishing your exams cos I actually know you're a great writer and you love to write wink (I had the privilege of going through some of your post).

Eyah, I honestly feel your pain. It must really be tough on you as it is on everyone else but you gotta endure as the end is almost near. Don't give up o. No be you talk say you wan study medicine, so don't complain cheesy. Soon and very soon, 'Dr' will be added to stegomiah smiley (Wait! is that moniker even related to your name?) and then you'll start hearing folks calling you 'Dr stegomiah' (that's if they don't call you that already), 'Dr Stegomiah, there's a patient in the 'IU' and you're needed urgently as you're the only qualified doctor on ground'.

When you finish eh, I'll advice you to further your studies abroad. It will give you a clean edge over others. ma ṣe dààmú, you'll be fine. The way to the top is tough and has many obstacles, only the determined, hardworking, smart ones and diligent ones get there. (I know you have those qualities)

So like I said earlier, I don't really like sending messages back and forth to an anonymous or a 'near-anonymous' individual on a faceless platform, so describe your physical features, your hobbies and what not to me. Like your eyes, your smile, your complexion, your boob size and your ass coupled with your height or you could just send me a photo describing the above features and then your height. Don't worry, we'd still be friends no matter what I see. wink

Okay, I think you pretty much lost the whole concept of the bride-price ish. A 'human' collecting one-tenth of an income isn't called a tithe, it could be called anything from tax to donations but not tithe so there's absolutely no way I could have paid my tithe to you. I was only messing with your head when I called it a bride-price wink


You may have noticed some of the threads I created, those weren't me (Okay, everything was me except the latter). I just made them up to spark some public opinion. I wanted to see some reactions and that was that. Some of my posts do not describe who I am in reality.

And errm... I kinda need my 'Sir' back as I noticed you stopped referring me to that after you found out that I am 21. cheesy For real, I need my sir back o grin

How come i never got a mention for this post
This just made my day
Was smiling all through
I'm lepacious
Actually considering furthering abroad.... It's an option
Wow.... Didn't know you went thru my posts
Well done eh

The write up on the yoruba girl was so funny
That doesn't mean you ain't a nice guy though
Will do the same to you though... Lol
Was actually gonna drop my line for ya.... But that will mean i am breaking a personal code not to give any guy my line here...
The fact you distant,
the fact i think i might be slightly older than you(which doesn't really matter) ,
and that i have a bf all join
But i was very much tempted to cos i'm attracted to intelligent people and i consider you one
So i decided to settle for just being friends here
Will put my picture up, something i haven't done in over two years....
So you must really be special
Will take it down later

And about the mentions ish.... It was only your last mention i got..... The one accusing me about not replying mentions

I do actually try to reply mentions..... It's pms i don't reply

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Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by SirMichael1: 9:16pm On Sep 17
Stegomiah:


How come i never got a mention for this post
This just made my day
Was smiling all through
I'm lepacious
Actually considering furthering abroad.... It's an option
Wow.... Didn't know you went thru my posts
Well done eh

The write up on the yoruba girl was so funny
That doesn't mean you ain't a nice guy though
Will do the same to you though... Lol
Was actually gonna drop my line for ya.... But that will mean i am breaking a personal code not to give any guy my line here...
The fact you distant,
the fact i think i might be slightly older than you(which doesn't really matter) ,
and that i have a bf all join
But i was very much tempted to cos i'm attracted to intelligent people and i consider you one
So i decided to settle for just being friends here
Will put my picture up, something i haven't done in over two years....
So you must really be special
Will take it down later

And about the mentions ish.... It was only your last mention i got..... The one accusing me about not replying mentions

I do actually try to reply mentions..... It's pms i don't reply

I didn't reply to your mention quickly 'cause I love your photo to remain where it is. Just for a while or forever smiley

I imagined you to be different, plump, full and round cheesy but I was shocked beyond words. My very own stegomiah this cute?? I must add, I fell in love with those legs and I like your hairdo, it fits your face perfectly. Your mama born you well.

So you uploaded your photo because you don't wanna lose communication with me and yet you don't want me to have your contact? Lol. Ladies. You guys still don't know what you want.

Anyways, I Michael, owner of the sobriquet SirMichael, trouble maker, hater of Sansa Stark and Cersei Lanister (I can't wait to see this one's head on a spike) from this day henceforth swear by the old gods and the new that I'll avoid any Yoruba girl I see, online, offline or inline.

I don't like it when folks go back on their word. Where was the Lady that didn't mind creating another sobriquet just to give me her number? cryAnyway, there's a way around this... Here's my number 0810***** Do not call but message me only on Whatsapp. Your code is still intact as you never gave me your number here on this forum. smiley Aye, you see, I outsmarted your code cheesy

Don't be like Daenerys and I like Jorah the andel that got friendoned with no hope. That hopeless guy grin

Although my brother said they both got married, so... good thing could come out from this friendship after all wink

Hope school is fine and you aren't too stressed?

My IT is going well. I'm just left with a month and also caught up in the rokus happening here in Jos
Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by BlaqCoffee109(f): 7:45pm On Oct 04
Billyonaire theres a reason they don't hear you,see it or understand but are kept in the rat race...it is deliberate and they are blinded to it.But theres more you may be yet to know...talking about being illuminated
Re: First Nairaland Dynamic Ad Design Contest by Billyonaire: 7:55pm On Oct 04
BlaqCoffee109:
Billyonaire theres a reason they don't hear you,see it or understand but are kept in the rat race...it is deliberate and they are blinded to it.But theres more you may be yet to know...talking about being illuminated


People are not kept in the rat race, they are too stupid to see that they are in a rat race. I used to think that people are put there, but people are just too ignorant, so those who are on the know decided to allow them wallow in their ignorance since they are so stubbornly fixated on ignorance and even kill those who seek to enlighten them, so that is why those who are on the know decided to move away from the general populace and map their own territories and kingdom where they can focus on their researches, experiments and initiated the mind control projects to generate the resources needed to conquer space and time. That is what happened. And that is what continues to happen and it will continue cos no one has volunteered to wake others up cos of the fear of being labeled crazy.

That is why anyone who dares to take on this mission is provided as much resources by the universe as possible, to enable them succeed, but we are almost always carried away by materialism, cos the people you want to de-program do not know that they are mind-controlled by powerful entities some are even creations of man. Yes, some entities are created by humans and used to their selfish aims.

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