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African Proverbs That Will Crack Ur Ribs by Nobody: 7:34pm On Oct 29, 2013
AFRICAN PROVERBS THAT WILL CRACK YOUR RIBS
1. When a man is stung by a bee, he
does not destroy all beehives (Kenya)
2. The man who marries a beautiful
woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem (Ethiopia)
3. A short man is not a boy (Nigeria)
4. No matter how hot your anger is, it cannot cook yams (Nigeria)
5. It requires a lot of carefullness to
kill the fly that perches on the scrotum (Ghana)
6. If the throat can grant passage to
a knife, the anus should wonder how to expel it (Seychelles)
7. The frown on the face of the goat
will not stop it from being taken to the market (Nigeria) 8. An old lady feels uneasy when dry
bones are mentioned in a proverb (Ghana)
9. The same sun that melts the wax,
hardens the clay (Niger)
10. If you don't know where you are
going, any road will take you there (Uganda)
11. There is no virgin in a maternity
ward (Cameroon)
12. A child can play with its mother's
breasts, but not its father's testicles (Guinea)
13. He who goes to sleep with an
itching anus wakes up with smelly fingers (Nigeria)
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Re: African Proverbs That Will Crack Ur Ribs by Nobody: 7:44pm On Oct 29, 2013
Ojukwu is dead but his manhood still lives embarassed grin
Re: African Proverbs That Will Crack Ur Ribs by braine(m): 7:46pm On Oct 29, 2013
Lol

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