vescucci:

It feels good to be missed in loads. I wanna thank, oh sorry, I thought I was accepting an award. Missed you too Sisi. Plus Tgirl. Spike. Onile. All y'all

Vesc, why do u keep disappearing

@ Vesc
Yes, why do you keep disappearing??!!!

vesc darling
i almost want to say i missed u but u seem to like it when i do
so illd go with this:
i didnt miss u!
infact i couldnt careless if u left or came back


i miss the write-ups that came from u tho

Blue, why did u spoil it by including the last bit Lol

well, i did tell the truth
i didnt miss him
just the write-ups

hmmm . . . .

Hmmmmmmn is a very pregnant sound of contemplation.

Blue. Love the writs but the writer. I wrote a stupid poem when I was like 12 about hating good things and loving bad things and loving to be hated cuz I hated to be loved. It became a very mind boggling frill as I stared at my mind's spill and wondered how without my apparent will my quill spent so much ink, gill upon gill, and how my scroll I fill in the manner of a steady rill emptying into a still lake, or like wheat from a little but sturdy mill, and I concluded my ill mind just runs with stuff every lil chance it feels Blue and Co. have sent a chill down my spine with high voltage prods.

Hehe. Very stupid but I think it's stupid in a funny way.

Usually I say what I mean. Miss Blue and Tgirl and Blaze baba (scratch that) and Sisi and the rest of y'all. Wish I could come around more often.

And Blaze, I loved the How to stuff. I loved the last two best. They might come in handy, not that I'm gonna exchange vows with a mad cow or a sane one for that matter.

awwww,

lol

how come nobody says they missed me

Difference Between Guts and Balls
We've all heard about men having guts and men having balls.
In fact, they are both slang for 'courage'. But you know what?
They aren't synonyms.

Do you want to know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below,

GUTS- is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met at
the staircase by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning or are you going flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, being met at the staircase
by your wife with a broom, slapping your wife on the ass and having the
balls to say: "You're next."

the daze of dawn

the sun still hides behind the horizon

chasing the moon the other way

the air is alive with unfulfilled promise

pregnant promise

i hold my head in expectancy

like a father awaiting the birth of his first

i am confident, i have to be

the face of hope unfulfilled

passion soon to be returned

the dance of the chemistry

the electricity of the moment

and hopefully the . . . future

i sit and i await

This is most unlike you Ariblaze. All this flowery pink happy-go-lucky hopeful words. If I didn't know better I'd say you's about to get a baby. Nah! You probably have got too much balls and guts for that. Haha. People miss you if you they could. You're just too hard to miss. Like the sky? Who misses the sky?

This is most unlike you Ariblaze. All this flowery pink happy-go-lucky hopeful words.

itumo?

i am too cold for it?

or maybe just too old?

i would very much like to be told

and dont you dare put me on hold

if you do i would have you favorite shoe sold.





i am like the sky huh?

people cant miss me,always hovering around she?

you dey try me oo

vescucci:

This is most unlike you Ariblaze. All this flowery pink happy-go-lucky hopeful words. If I didn't know better I'd say you's about to get a baby. Nah! You probably have got too much balls and guts for that. Haha. People miss you if you they could. You're just too hard to miss. Like the sky? Who misses the sky?

I'm sure ariblaze is fallen in love that is why. I have been seeing him in the romance section lately. Only a babe can melt a guy's heart

@tgurl


busy body

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started,


============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =========

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.


She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

A word of advice, if I may sir. Don't hitch the chic that's got your heart in a freezer. For one thing, she'd never give it back. For another, you fellas will prolly kill each other². Women hate wiseasses except they are being wiseassesto peolple they don't like, e.g. the chic next door. What am I saying?

NB: Busybodies often relay accurate info. And smitten people temporise and prevaricate butnever outrightly deny anything lest their love interest should catch them and 2 above ensues.

vesc. . . . . . . .


english please , for a word of what you said i cant decipher

am in love? yep. .with my wife

does she like me being a wiseass. . . .sure, for the she gets to revenge

my heart in the freezer of the chic you told me not to hitch, which i hitched is perfectly fine thank you

and you my good sir, you need to stop playing the smart ass by reading too much into what i write

i write as the mood hits me, for all you know i could decide to morph into say wale for instance

a charming young man,that i talk with in the office whose computer always freezes him out

a vanilla sense of humor this gentleman has,and he always has me amused

now if i morphed into him i will be more comic,but still get the point across.






as for the busybody thingy, in as much as 98% of the time your analysis of them is correct,the remaining 2% could mean the busybody is just yanking assumptions from the air.


speaking about hearts and freezers

sir who has yours

ariblaze:

the daze of dawn

the sun still hides behind the horizon

chasing the moon the other way

the air is alive with unfulfilled promise

pregnant promise

i hold my head in expectancy

like a father awaiting the birth of his first

i am confident, i have to be

the face of hope unfulfilled

passion soon to be returned

the dance of the chemistry

the electricity of the moment

and hopefully the . . . future

i sit and i await

But what if you sit and wait till forever . . .
To a stage where sinews cling to your bones
like grilled meat in hot summer
You should know time's ever on the run
Tick, tock, tick, tock,
unconsciously you might become a "male" nun
I'd say take the bull by the horns!!!
Oh Sir Rantalot

Sit and wait my skateboard butt!!!

stillwater:

But what if you sit and wait till forever . . .
To a stage where sinews cling to your bones
like grilled meat in hot summer
You should know time's ever on the run
Tick, tock, tick, tock,
unconsciously you might become a "male" nun
I'd say take the bull by the horns!!!
Oh Sir Rantalot

Sit and wait my skateboard butt!!!

the moment cant be rushed

if not i would live life in a hush

like a baby in the comfort of the womb

cant be hurried,so as not to be sorry

the moment would be perfect

without any racket i don't have to move like the rocket

for she shall wear my locket

which will be my emotional ticket

lol, i dont see myself a nun, male or otherwise

ok, i would be a cryptographer for today

my writeup would be encoded, if you can figure the key

then you can break it, what a joy it would be.

so would be code breakers here goes



gdq unhbd sgd rntmc ne roqhmf

sn sgd rntmc ne gdq katfgsdq

lx gdaqs lnudr

knud chms okax eahq

hs ghs gaqc ame qdetrdc sn kds fn

h al knrd,knrs hm sgd nmd tgn gar ld dmrkaudc

sgd ehqrs amc sgd kars



this is dedicated to you

bqhyngr fubyn zvff--------- (go figure if you can)









disclaimer: this isnt gibberish, the key to (a) might no necessarily open (b,) and i am allowed to deny the contents of the write above.

smart alecs , shoot

And u say this isn't gibberish ari

make una interpret ASAP

Lmao! Our Ari going about The voice of Spring?

Jeebus! He must think he is really in Love!!

ok smartass

why not translate it for poor tgurl

i was actually rooting for vesc

and i dare say, were you able to decipher who it was dedicated to?

if you did, forget all that love thing i am writting about, i will take you to mummy right now

and tell her i have found you



vesc---of course you know i cant take you to mummy

Sisi Jinx, abeg interpret. Am too much of a blockhead now to think not talk of decoding anything.

BT.W ari, is dat ur village language

blockhead i believe you

why not try and decode it

remember oo my mum is waiting

earnestly and following the thread lol

Ari,

are u calling me a blockhead

[size=5pt]Gimmie a clue na, i don't even have the slightest idea[/size]

you blockhead?

a whole you?

how can i, me. . .madam

you had nairaland spellbound with the celeb thread for 3months

and me mini me call you blockhead

impossible . . . . . .all you need to do is settledown and look at it again

sisi already broke it and i assume she isnt a rocket scientist

try you will love it

Don't u get it Ari . . .

I can't start thinking jo. I just battled with migraine. At least give me a clue na

[size=5pt]I'm suppose to be on break from NL o . . . here I am posting away simply cos of curiosity that killed the cat [/size]

Na wa o. You're enslaved by this woman? Chei! That explains all this sunshine-loving of you man. Ditch the girl and become normal, abeg. This tree-hugger thingie doesn't fit you.


Tgirl. Relax a lil. It's nothing like from "The rule of Four" or "Da Vinci Code"